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Look at the Xbox One, and how your lady will troll you

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Microsoft’s recently released a trio of trailers for its impending next-generation console. The first shows of the system’s sexy hardware and general aesthetic, while the second shows how you can use the thing to be social and watch TV instead of games. The last one though…I can see that pissing a ton of people off.

Here’s the first one, showing the hardware:

Here are former retired NFL players Brian Urlacher and Ray Lewis watching stuff together like BFF’s.

And here’s one of some dude’s girlfiend (not a typo) commandeering his Xbox One. Honestly though, I see this happening a lot; kids and wives telling the Xbox to switch off, or switch to TV. My own did this to me? I’d kill ‘em. Yes, the Xbox One is going to be responsible for increases in domestic violence.

Last Updated: November 12, 2013

44 Comments

  1. Vampyre Squirrel

    November 12, 2013 at 10:34

    LOL… the Xbone doing it’s part for population control…

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  2. Brian Murphy

    November 12, 2013 at 10:36

    While I could certainly see that happening, what would be INSANELY funny (and creepy), is to be able to set administrative privileges and assign them to the voice control as well. Kinect can differentiate between voices and individuals, so Microsoft should (if they haven’t already), enable a system priority hierarchy.

    If the owner is playing a game, and someone else in the hierarchy comes in and gives a command, the machine should automatically say “I’m sorry , I’m afraid I can’t do that.” And then start singing ‘Daisy’ in a creepy computerized voice. I would seriously set this up if I were getting an X1 and the system had the ability.

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    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      November 12, 2013 at 10:42

      You are a disturbed dude. 😛

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      • Brian Murphy

        November 12, 2013 at 10:46

        Muahaha, come on, how awesome would that be. If the system weren’t as closed as consoles are, you could very easily tweak things to do it just right. Heck, I may even look into a Kinect on PC, JUST for this ability.

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        • SpookyMossel

          November 12, 2013 at 10:52

          I have a friend named Jan. Whenever he used to walk into my room in res I played “Dis n lekker ou jan” for him. Its just the type of friend I am.

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      • Airborne

        November 12, 2013 at 10:53

        I half expect HAL9000 to make an appearance…

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    • That Dark Twit

      November 12, 2013 at 10:43

      ROFL!

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    • RinceandRepeat

      November 12, 2013 at 10:59

      Yes, yes I would like that too.

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  3. SaintsRowNigri

    November 12, 2013 at 10:36

    ‘Xbox off! Come and watch Greys Anatomy with me…”
    “WOMAN! You will LIVE Greys Anatomy!!!!”
    And that’s when he took the baseball bat to her skull, your honor

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    • RinceandRepeat

      November 12, 2013 at 11:00

      Oh, sorry, thought you were saying you were going to watch something with Tanya. trololo!

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  4. Alien Emperor Trevor

    November 12, 2013 at 10:38

    The wimminses are constantly trying to turn me on & off – I always have to tell them I’m not a machine damn it. I never thought I’d have something in common with the Xbox One.

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    • RinceandRepeat

      November 12, 2013 at 11:00

      I hear it takes you 2 seconds to switch from off to on to off again! *RUNS

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      • Admiral Chief Wang

        November 12, 2013 at 11:01

        • RinceandRepeat

          November 12, 2013 at 11:01

          HAHAHAHA! 🙂

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          November 12, 2013 at 11:20

          I don’t know if that’s funny or not because our firewall blocks all your cloudfront posts 😉

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          • Admiral Chief Wang

            November 12, 2013 at 11:25

            refresh page, i’ve redone for you 😛

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            November 12, 2013 at 11:27

            lol

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        November 12, 2013 at 11:19

        That’s because while you may have delicate feminine features, you’re not a wimminses.

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  5. That Dark Twit

    November 12, 2013 at 10:42

    LOL, my wife would so do that!

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  6. Umar Moe Moe

    November 12, 2013 at 10:43

    Am I the only one that’s kinda embarrassed shouting out commands?

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    • SaintsRowNigri

      November 12, 2013 at 10:46

      Depends on the commands, dude. Depends on the commands…

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      • SpookyMossel

        November 12, 2013 at 10:49

        Fus Roh Dah?

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        • Admiral Chief Wang

          November 12, 2013 at 10:55

          LOOOOOL

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    • RinceandRepeat

      November 12, 2013 at 11:02

      It’s going to be a progressive thing. Many people were embarrassed about using cellphones, now most people shouts their heads off.

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      • Umar Moe Moe

        November 12, 2013 at 11:03

        Well that is true actually.I’m very soft spoken, so I can see the X1 screaming at me speak up bitch!

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        • RinceandRepeat

          November 12, 2013 at 11:05

          What if you live in a dorm and you want to play at 2am? You’ll end up waking up everyone. Screw this speech thing, give me a controller any day.

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          • Umar Moe Moe

            November 12, 2013 at 11:06

            Honestly … Navigating a menu is really not that bad lol

          • RinceandRepeat

            November 12, 2013 at 11:07

            Or what if you are pissed? Eish Bosh Non, Eish Bosh NON! FuSh sish sish!

          • SaintsRowNigri

            November 12, 2013 at 11:07

            “I’m sorry. But I cannot comply with the “Fuck you CliffyB” command you just gave me. Can I recommend you get some sugar water? Or should I rather load Gears of War 5 for you?”

          • RinceandRepeat

            November 12, 2013 at 11:08

            Gears of war 15.4, now with added Lamborghini you say?

          • SaintsRowNigri

            November 12, 2013 at 11:11

            Yes. The one in which L. Carmine scores with Anya, just because Marcus had too many daddy issues.

          • RinceandRepeat

            November 12, 2013 at 11:13

            Bwahahah 🙂

        • TiMsTeR1033

          November 12, 2013 at 11:18

          Will say, “Umar, you selected male as your gender, we are afraid this is incorrect”

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    • Rikus

      November 12, 2013 at 11:23

      Not only that, but according to some reports, you have to shout the same command numerous times before it is recognized by the Xbone. I’ll keep to manual button pressing thank you very much.

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  7. Hammersteyn

    November 12, 2013 at 10:48

    Yup, can see this happening soon.

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  8. RinceandRepeat

    November 12, 2013 at 10:59

    HAHAHAHA! Nice 🙂

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  9. Weanerdog

    November 12, 2013 at 11:08

    I so called that

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  10. Rikus

    November 12, 2013 at 11:22

    “The first shows of the system’s sexy hardware…”

    IMO, the hardware isn’t really sexy. Maybe if you have a thing for VCRs.

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  11. Circuitflow

    November 12, 2013 at 11:59

    Funny VIDS!

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  12. Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    November 12, 2013 at 12:06

    Boyfriend get me a beer! Boyfriend go to the store! Hahahahaahha!

    Reply

  13. Maxiviper117

    November 12, 2013 at 13:26

    Dont let her add a profile of herself……………..simply

    Reply

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