This is a question we’ve actually asked before, but it was years ago, and we had a much smaller community then. With the release of a brand new wave of consoles though, the question is once again pertinent.
Xbox fanboys attack anything Sony does; Sony fanboys keep bringing up things like “price” and “Kinect” and “Privacy”; PC fanboys harp on about resolution and how underpowered consoles are.
But it extends further than that; Rockstar’s fanboys will convince you that every game the company makes is pure gold; Battlefield Fanboys will harp on about Call of Duty being copied and pasted despite the fact that the same thing is largely happening with their favoured shooting game.
Don’t even get me started on Apple fanboys, who believe god once lived in Cupertino or even worse, Android fanboys who’ll berate you for being a sheep sheep and buying in to an ecosystem when they’re doing the exact same thing. For reasons I’m, not quite capable of explaining, people swear blind fealty to corporates who really don’t give a damn about them and really only want their money.
But which of those groups are the most vociferous and salty? My money’s on Nintendo fanboys. They’re all quiet and pensive right now..but they’re just waiting for the right moment to strike.
Last Updated: November 15, 2013
ElimiNathan
November 15, 2013 at 10:30
Apple
Mark Treloar
November 15, 2013 at 10:53
iDrones
malloriepif323
November 16, 2013 at 10:11
my neighbour recently got a stunning yellow Toyota Avalon Hybrid
just by working online with a cheap laptop. like this http://www.Bay35.co?
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:33
The human species.
Otto "Die Hond"
November 15, 2013 at 11:15
In the working week I do agree 100%, at weekends I really really dislike MOBA game fan-boys.
Willem Swanepoel
November 15, 2013 at 13:11
true, I so wish there Asari … !!! 🙂
SaintsRowNigri
November 15, 2013 at 10:34
Pc gamers. No matter what, in every console article, you gonna get some fanboi going: Master Race FTW
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:34
MASTER RACE FTW. Also, I love my Xbox 360, loved my PS2, and want a 3DS. BUT MASTER RACE FTW. 😛
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:36
A perfect example… Pc gamers are just jealous that they have all this power but don’t get the cool games console gamers get.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:37
Indie games are the awesome ones atm, and those usually come out on PC first, then get ported to consoles.
But the point is simple, I use it to troll, but really I think every platform has its pros & cons. If you have the cash, get them all.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:39
Yes if you have the cash.. but so many pc gamers refuse to leave the safety of the pc, as they might suck at using a controller on a console.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:41
Yeah I prefer the controller for quite a few games actually. And co-op couch play isn’t possible on the PC. Graphics sure do win out, but as some games have proven, graphics does not equal fun times.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:42
Tell that to the hardcore Master race!
Weanerdog
November 15, 2013 at 11:54
You can’t, they lack the social interaction skills to understand what you are trying to communicate. Oh yes and PC FTW
RinceandRepeat
November 15, 2013 at 12:16
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Matthew Holliday
November 15, 2013 at 10:52
and a mouse, dont forget, we have a mouse.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:52
I use a mouse enough at work thanks.
RinceandRepeat
November 15, 2013 at 12:16
What you said. When I want to go home, I don’t want to look at my PC until another shitty week starts.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 12:29
Exactly, that is one of the many reasons why I play on a console.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:19
And in the bedroom too I assume. Boom!
Matthew Holliday
November 15, 2013 at 10:52
because its true.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:52
What is true?
Matthew Holliday
November 15, 2013 at 10:52
master race ftw, we just better.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:55
correction “master race ftw, we wish we were better”
SaintsRowNigri
November 15, 2013 at 10:59
The only thing that is true, is that PC users has this deep, indescribable need to, everywhere they go, yell at the top of their lungs “I have a big dick! I have a big dick!”
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:22
I actually usually just whip mine out. If it’s true there’s no use hiding it.
Zubayr Bhyat
November 15, 2013 at 11:52
Go back to your bridges 😛
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:28
People who idolize a single game and person. Trolololo
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:35
Also, the internet.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:35
The Pc gamers are by far the worst. Also a close second are the COD fanboys,
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:36
What about those morons who keep defending that stupid Rockstar game… What’s it called? GTA or something like that. What a shit game.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:37
Oh see another perfect example of the jealously of Pc gamers… we call this exhibit G
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:39
Um, I have an eierdoos. I just think the game is shit.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:43
Well your opinion is yours alone.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:44
Doubtful. While uncommon, it’s not a singular one.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:47
Have you even played Gta V?
Timpoo1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:50
As punishment for such blasphemous remarks I think we should ignore Tosh for a day or two 😛
Mark Treloar
November 15, 2013 at 10:59
*Jealousy* fixed for you. It’s actually about loyalty, GTA is big because PC, Now we have to play second fiddle to consoles, because money? They of course aren’t the only culprits. EPIC probably being the biggest.
SaintsRowNigri
November 15, 2013 at 10:37
And a close third, if not neck and neck with the CoD fanboys, the COD haters…
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:38
I don’t hate COD… that is a strong word. Just dislike what it has become.
SaintsRowNigri
November 15, 2013 at 10:40
Yeah, but you got to admit, the haters and the lovers are equal in their numbers…
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:41
In all honesty I would play COD ghosts and rather enjoy it, but the online community is what I can’t stand. I agree with you there, equal numbers in haters and lovers.
Matthew Holliday
November 15, 2013 at 10:59
Youd be better off with BF4 tbh, really unimpressed with Ghosts.
also, cant speak for consoles, but the PC online scene for Ghosts is very chilled.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:02
I love Bf3 so I agree I would enjoy Bf4 more, but on a next gen console not on pc.
Matthew Holliday
November 15, 2013 at 10:51
you dislike the misconception of all CoD players being whiney 12 year old Xbox Voip abusers.
the CoD stereotypes dont actually fit the vast majority of CoD players in South Africa.
On an average night, playing public games, we might get one or two people using Voip, and then theyr usually 25 year old Afrikaans guys, talking actual game strategy.
However, heading over to the UK or USA and play Black Ops 2 on xbox will probably end with insults being thrown at your mother and the heavy breathing of overweight college dropouts.
soooo meh, blame america/england rather than CoD.
Mike
November 15, 2013 at 11:02
I never understand the haters. They spend so much time complaining about how they hate something. I have seen articles and even entire websites dedicated to their hate. If you love it, talk about it. If you hate it, ignore it.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 10:37
Bulls supporters.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:38
They’re just mad they had to wear this in public:
http://www.stylescoop.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/BullsPink.jpg
Otto "Die Hond"
November 15, 2013 at 10:51
You get an upvote from a Shark my friend!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:14
Put it there my fellow Shark
RinceandRepeat
November 15, 2013 at 12:16
You live in CT you fraud!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:20
Born in Natal. (lived in CT most of my life though, so I have no excuse I know)
RinceandRepeat
November 15, 2013 at 12:27
Bloody traitor, I’punch you in the eyes to teach you a lesson, but that job has apparently already been done! BOOM! *RUNS FOR COVER
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:28
No you di’ int!
Otto "Die Hond"
November 15, 2013 at 12:28
Also live in Cape town 😛 but born in Natal…Vryheid FTW
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:28
You just broke my brain
Otto "Die Hond"
November 15, 2013 at 12:29
Only moved here 2 years ago lived my whole life as a Natal farm boy 😛
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:31
Ah. Okay, understood. I came here for the taal, stayed for the wine.
Not really.
RinceandRepeat
November 15, 2013 at 12:30
Another traitor! How many are there in LG!? 0-O
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:51
I guess they like the pink hahaha
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 10:54
I would have to say Stormers are worse than Bulls,because they are Stormers as long as any NZ team doesn’t play at Newlands. They don’t just betray their franchise they betray their country.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 10:55
They’re not Stormers supporters in the first place. They usually support the Crusaders.
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 11:05
But when the Crusaders are not playing? Then they are Stormers. I’ve heard this same story countless times.
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:06
Its the chiefs now. Their the NZ team that’s winning
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 11:06
Fickle like the wind heh.
CaptainNemo42
November 15, 2013 at 11:08
I’m going to argue. I live in PTA, and I know for a fact there is nobody worse than a Bull supporter. I’ve seen two Blou koeie try and kill each other while the match was going on. Granted we were seated “oos bo”. But still.
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 11:15
Why would Bulls supporters fight each other?
CaptainNemo42
November 15, 2013 at 11:25
I have no idea. Drinking I suppose. It was a Province Blue Bulls match, so I assumed two opposing supported were having a slug at each other when I noticed something. But as it turns out, it was a couple of blue woman have full go at each other.
That Dark Twit
November 15, 2013 at 11:13
We have a winner.
Mark Treloar
November 15, 2013 at 11:45
This explains it best
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:14
You get my vote
Skyblue
November 15, 2013 at 22:27
Followed closely by LAGZ readers…
Umar Moe Moe
November 15, 2013 at 10:37
PC fanbois, my god I can’t handle them. I’m a PC gamer , but damn, flaunting the ‘Power’ of PC around every chance they get as to compensate for an obvious lack of size. I’ve been playing PC games my whole life, Ultima, Wizardry, Wolfenstein, Full Throattle, System Shock etc…I’ve played them. I still play PC games, but god damn enough with the superiority complex. You are not a ‘Master Race’……for f**ks sake
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:40
Consoles were first if you think about it. Atari says hi. 😛
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:42
Thank you for saying that Umar!
Mark Treloar
November 15, 2013 at 10:48
Will you get the console gamer’s to agree to a truce too?
Umar Moe Moe
November 15, 2013 at 10:49
Think we should form a union
Mark Treloar
November 15, 2013 at 10:51
We can petition for equal consideration and an end to exclusives.
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 11:14
Like I said in my post. I can at least relate to other console gamers.
Timpoo1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:00
I share your sentiments. GODDAMN! I started out on PC and love it, but stop with thinking your PC is better just because you can spend thousands of Rands on upgrading it!
VOETSEK!!!
Sageville
November 15, 2013 at 11:04
Agreed!
Isn’t it strange they wrap themselves in the blanket title of “Master Race”, have people forgotten this was the prime goal of the Nazi’s? I dunno, personally I get uncomfortable about the whole concept of superiority.
RCN
November 15, 2013 at 11:09
I typically get the feeling that it’s said tongue-in-cheek, with the goal to just troll. Life is too short to get so worked up over nonsense like this.
Umar Moe Moe
November 15, 2013 at 11:11
Not really, I’ve been involved in so many discussions about the superiority of PCs…But yeah, you’re right. too short indeed
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 12:33
I always just say it to see what the reaction will be. The reality is I like consoles, but I cant for the life of me play fps on it. And that is my favourite game type.
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 11:13
Agreed!
Sageville
November 15, 2013 at 10:42
Ok god Geoff!
Pour petrol, toss match, walk away….
Grognak
November 15, 2013 at 10:46
GTA V fanboys
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:47
Have you played the game?
Grognak
November 15, 2013 at 10:49
That’s irrelevant, this isn’t about who has finished the game. The question is “Who has the worst fanboys”? Try to keep up.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:50
Actually it is… If you played the game, you would not being even saying this at all… We are fanboys for a valid reason. The reason being rather simple, Gta V is a great game and Gta online is heaps of fun.
Grognak
November 15, 2013 at 10:53
See what I mean about you guys being fanboys? I just expressed my opinion and you’re attacking me. It’s not even realistic, who can slow down time while driving?
Lord Chaos
November 15, 2013 at 10:54
Does not really seem like he’s attacking you.
Timpoo1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:56
He is not attacking you. He is expressing his opinion, the same as you have.
Being a troll myself it does not take much to recognise another one. You like to stir.
I have to agree with you though. GTA V fanbois are bad. JUST AS BAD AS EACH AND EVERY OTHER FANBOI OUT THERE. IT IS WHY THEY ARE CALLED FANBOIS.
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
November 15, 2013 at 10:57
Chiiiiiina, you can slow down everything, always.
http://www.cityofferndale.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/marijuana.jpg
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 10:58
duuuuuuuuuude!
Sageville
November 15, 2013 at 10:59
I approve of this comment
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:00
It is a game…umm not a simulator
CaptainNemo42
November 15, 2013 at 11:11
…
Matthew Holliday
November 15, 2013 at 11:12
Great game, with some nice elements, but i didnt think it was as good as it could have been though.
Single player property missions were balls, i really wanted property missions like Vice City and San Andreas.
And the plot overall was too… logical. I wanted more chaos, more crazy.
and on the ps3 you could really feel that it wanted that next gen power.
Umar Moe Moe
November 15, 2013 at 10:51
Fall out 3?
Lord Chaos
November 15, 2013 at 10:47
It’s always the quite ones.
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 12:31
Not quite straight not quite gay?
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:32
Not quite human not quite AI.
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
November 15, 2013 at 10:48
MORE LIKE NINTENDON’T, amirite fellow Sega Megadrive owners?
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 10:49
What year you living in man??
Umar Moe Moe
November 15, 2013 at 10:50
Dreamcast 2 is still coming in 2040
Rags
November 15, 2013 at 10:50
MLP fans.
iAmWeasel
November 15, 2013 at 10:54
Why can’t we all just get along man? Fuck!
Umar Moe Moe
November 15, 2013 at 10:55
Lol parody account?
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:58
Why can’t we all just get along man? And fuck like the world’s going to end!*
Fixed it for you.
That Dark Twit
November 15, 2013 at 10:55
Those damn Wiiboys.
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:09
All 4 of them
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:09
People still use those??
Otto "Die Hond"
November 15, 2013 at 10:57
Even though I harp on and on about the master race and PC dominance 😛
Consoles are definitely the more cost effective way to have fun, after last weeks PC upgrade it became clear what price-tag the master race has XD
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 10:57
But our games are cheaper. 😛
Otto "Die Hond"
November 15, 2013 at 10:59
Yes that is a big plus! but we have too upgrade at-least 3 times inside of a consoles lifetime just too stay on-top of trends and new IP games.
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:00
but you get 10 – 20 times the performance
Otto "Die Hond"
November 15, 2013 at 11:01
at 10 – 20 times the price 😛
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:02
maybe 3 times the price I did a complete overhall on my PC last year for 6k. Now everytime I turn my PS3 on all I see are jaggered edges
Otto "Die Hond"
November 15, 2013 at 11:05
Im not gonna lie when that PC is done you absolutely feel giddy about how it looks, sound and smells 😛
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:05
I know I was so so so stoked, Everything was so clean and the lights were so pretty!
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:06
Console gamers get that once in 8 years. We get that once every 2-3 years. Win.
SaintsRowNigri
November 15, 2013 at 11:22
Ahem. thanks the Xbox 360 red ring of death, I got that feeling at least three times…
Otto "Die Hond"
November 15, 2013 at 11:12
Im busy modding ATM with new hardware basing a lot of my design on this.
Absolutely love white!
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 11:20
WOW!
Devourer of Small Bunnies
November 15, 2013 at 11:24
Thats fucking gorgeous dude!
Rags
November 15, 2013 at 11:27
The Master Race not without merit. 🙂
Do you have it somewhere on the forum, the complete build?
Otto "Die Hond"
November 15, 2013 at 12:00
Yup not English but pretty pictures 😛
http://www.ozeros.com/foro/topic/8192-cosmos-s-bw-project/
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:36
Absolutely love white!
Thats racist
But flipping cool
Rags
November 15, 2013 at 11:15
What? 3 Times? My previous PC lasted the whole generation and it was mid range pc at the time :o.
Mark Treloar
November 15, 2013 at 11:03
When you consider what they pay for hardware in other countries the difference between a good gamin PC and a console is not that big. We get ripped off locally which is why the gap seems bigger.
Willem Swanepoel
November 15, 2013 at 13:20
If you save R300 every month for 3 years then you will have enough moolllaaah to do a proper upgrade every 3 years.
I am doing it now for 9 years and it is working out very good for me! 😉
I am doing a graphics card upgrade because my 5750 does not do it for me anymore 😉
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:00
All fanboys are bad fanboys
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:00
As a side note: Is that a picture of Rince every time he says “oi!”
Sageville
November 15, 2013 at 11:19
He gives that face when you suggest to Rince that Online gaming rocks.
Deano
November 15, 2013 at 11:02
Fanboi Fanboys are the worst!
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 11:02
PC Gamers with their smug, elitist, dismissive attitudes. Always having to comment on console articles even though it doesn’t have a single thing to do with them. Ragging on PS4 for the 500GB HD or trolling XBOX for not being able to play 1080p.
The funny thing is it bothers them. They can’t play Uncharted, GTAV or Destiny. One of the biggest things this year is Star Citizen and nobody even cares on the console front. Why? Because the next gen consoles is here. My hardware upgrade will cost me less than a high end graphics card. I won’t even need to bother with a windows licensee and anti virus or having to spend the time pirating it.
Sure there will be launch issues but it’s gonna happen regardless. I’d sit any day around a camp fire with a XBOX fanboy because I can at least relate with him.
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:08
But on a console you cant play Starcraft, DOTA, LOL, GW 2, WOW, FPS’s without aim assist etc etc. See its each to his own.
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 11:12
I agree, if I loved strategy games or were gaga for COD or BF then I would not bother with my console. But I love Sony’s library and I love PS+ but I’ve developed a nervous tick by now every time the PC is better comments pops up. WE KNOW IT’S BETTER.
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:15
Agreed PS+ is what keeps me coming back and rubbing shoulders with the filthy console peons, I’m actually downloading metal gear rising atm to play with the GF tonight!
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 11:17
The final boss is so cool. AMERICA!
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:17
It co-op?
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:33
no she just likes the pretty pictures and stories. She sits there with the tablet reading character back stories and trivia and points out all the secret locations and hidden treasures
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:35
You lucky to have a gf like that!
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:45
Very lucky. She will go berserk when I tell her there is a new uncharted game coming.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:54
She likes to play uncharted?
Umar Moe Moe
November 15, 2013 at 11:13
AMEN!!
Ultimo_Cleric N7
November 15, 2013 at 11:16
While your words sting……they are true. PC gamers are bad, but only becuase of years of console gamers that our system is dying out. Bitterness.
BUT THEY ARE NOT THE WORST FANBOYS…..That title goes to Battlefield/ Anti CoD fans HANDS DOWN.
Yes the games are repetitive….but its almost cool to be a hater now.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:18
There there hate on others to make yourself feel alittle better.
Ultimo_Cleric N7
November 15, 2013 at 11:43
How am I hating on them?
Just explaining the situation.
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 11:19
What if you combine COD and PC fanboys? I would say that’s the absolute worst.
Tarisma
November 15, 2013 at 11:34
Its like its cool to hate Nickelback
Ultimo_Cleric N7
November 15, 2013 at 11:44
Exactly.
Willem Swanepoel
November 15, 2013 at 13:32
BUT. .. BUT….
Mass Effect fanboys are the BEST, they are the purest of RPG gamers you can get. They are so awesome that it melts the bitterness of all the fanboys!!
MASS EFFECT FOR EVER!!!
😉
Ultimo_Cleric N7
November 15, 2013 at 13:55
I’m not a ME fanboy. I just realise that the Mass Effect series is the greatest series in gaming history, that the games are better than any other game and that the storyline is richer, more immersive and better written than any other game ever.
I also know that these games should be played multiple times and that anyone who disagrees is an idiot.
BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE ME A FANBOY!!!!
🙂
eXpZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:33
God I love you.
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 12:58
Wow first time I’ve been told that in the comments section. Hope it’s a love that bros has for each other 😛
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 13:06
Oh, so you think you are a deity now don’t you?
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:10
Hahaha never.
Ir0nseraph
November 15, 2013 at 11:53
I have to agree PC gamers,
I personally am amazed when reading a post or comments about console related info if there isn’t a “master race” comment.
Willem Swanepoel
November 15, 2013 at 13:30
I am a PC gamer from the days of Ultima and Load runner 😉 I enjoy console games and pc games. I just love damn gaming …
There are loads of trolling from PC gamers on the console posts, that is so true but tell me, howmany times do we see console guys trolling PC gamers on those posts ?
I mean i was so sick and tired of all the DDR5 trolling from console fanboys … I was like REALLY if they had like a slightest idea how stupid that was … lol 😉
So while it is clear that some PC guys just love smearing their awesomeness in the console gamers’ faces, the console gamers are not angels in this, 90% of the times they asked for it.
On the end of the day. Console fanboys, PC fanboys, genre fanboys, apple fanboys, adroid fanboys … hell ALL fanboys are just plain BAD!
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 13:43
Agreed all fanboys are bad. But I must say the only trolling console gamers can dish out to PC gamers is exclusive games. My PS4 is still on preorder and all ready it’s so far behind some PC’s out there in regards to hardware.
Sad thing is Geoff just posted a Fallout 4 article and instead of rejoicing as gamers I bet we will soon see trolling between console fans and PC gamers will jump in and laugh at them for squabbling with their pathetic consoles.
People never talk about which is worse or how acceptable trolling is or where the line is until an FFD article like this appears which opens up the wounds. All the jokes and trolling is part of the online culture and luckily I think most of us have developed thick skins so we can just laugh it off.
Willem Swanepoel
November 15, 2013 at 14:30
haha so true 😉
Skyblue
November 15, 2013 at 22:36
Play Quakelive with your controller and tell me when you’re competitive, until then, just keep humming while gargling.
DISCLAIMER: I am platform agnostic and own the majority of PS exclusives and a few X360 ones as well and that gives me the right to say FUCK YOU, YOU MAY ONLY ARGUE WHEN YOU HAVE AS MANY GAMES AS I OWN AS WELL AS PLAY QUAKE AND THEN TELL ME THERE IS A BETTER GAME (which is impossible… gargle again, BITCH!)
EDIT: This is an official after-local-pub post so it’s fukken honest… just keep humming
Hammersteyn
November 16, 2013 at 12:41
Awesome rant. What’s with the gargling? I myself knows the after pub feeling getting home.FPS games on the console can never compete with the PC just because of a device as simple as a mouse. I remeber Quake 2 rail arena. That and Counterstrike was bread and butter. Also I am a loyal Sony fan but I have mentioned that if Sony drops PS+ and MS picks it up I would be switching sides faster than HHH does from good guy to bad guy. Hope you feel well and don’t have to bad of a hangover(if any)
Skyblue
November 16, 2013 at 23:17
Sheesh, a bit too hard on the Black Label draught last night and then hit the Jameson harder, apologies.
Hammersteyn
November 17, 2013 at 01:39
Nam man. No worries. Gooi mielies 🙂
RageMerc
November 15, 2013 at 11:02
ooohhhh PC is bad and you have sub factions within the PC fanboy grouping, Intel or AMD … Nvidia or ATI funny stuff
Mark Treloar
November 15, 2013 at 11:04
Yeah and now you can have the, next gen consoles fan arguing about whose AMD is more powerful.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 11:03
I have a good way to spot the worst fanboys: Look to see who throws the most personal insults when talking about their “opposition.”
JohnTheHero
November 15, 2013 at 11:04
Nickelback.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 11:05
lol
Rags
November 15, 2013 at 11:08
They don’t have any?
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:10
BOOM
Weanerdog
November 15, 2013 at 12:05
Hey I am not that bad.
Edit: and while I am making random confessions on the internet I have never played on an Xbox or played COD.
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 12:24
hahahaha!!!!
CaptainNemo42
November 15, 2013 at 11:05
The fanbois routing for the other side is WAY worse!
cristoffer
November 15, 2013 at 11:06
“Back in the day” has the worst fanboys.
I mean i hear it all the time.
“Everything was better back in the days”
or
“When i grew up (insert random stuff) was much better”
I hate those people, i was here back in the day and things weren’t as jolly as they want you to think.
Timpoo1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:14
Oh man I have to agree. I think they also want to be superior with those statements. Show that they know more because “I was there back in the day.” Gets to me so much.
Kromas
November 15, 2013 at 11:08
Between religion and Bieber I am not sure.
Weanerdog
November 15, 2013 at 12:06
Bieber
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:08
THEEE WORST FANBOYS OF ALL TIME ARE JUSTIN BIEBER ONES… end of story
Umar Moe Moe
November 15, 2013 at 11:12
OI!!! Justin has a runny tummy okay, be sensitive
#StayStrongJustin
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 11:13
Don’t be so down on runny tummies! They have a place in this world too. Runny tummy hater!
Umar Moe Moe
November 15, 2013 at 11:14
Damn you! Runny Tummy fanboi!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 11:14
#keepithydrated
Umar Moe Moe
November 15, 2013 at 11:15
Can’t leave the house without a bottle of water
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:15
I just said that in a dodgy american girl accent in my head. LOL
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:16
This look like twitter?
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 11:16
Shut up no hash tag fanboy!
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:18
Ill shove a hash tag up your ass!
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:19
No, its I’ll shove a hash tag #upyourassmofo
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:19
Thank you for correcting me.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:20
#you’rewelcome
Umar Moe Moe
November 15, 2013 at 11:18
Yeah you no hash tag fanboy, trying to be all hip with your no hash tag comments
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 15, 2013 at 11:47
Oi…
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:23
Thanks
That Dark Twit
November 15, 2013 at 11:47
OK #StayStrongJustine
Kensei Seraph
November 15, 2013 at 11:54
I was just thinking this.
Vampyre Squirrel
November 15, 2013 at 11:11
PC GAMERS!!!! trololololol
oVg
November 15, 2013 at 11:13
You just have to read the comment thread under the South Park black Friday video on Youtube.
Most of the fucknutts do not understand the word parody.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 11:14
It’s 3 syllables.
oVg
November 15, 2013 at 11:15
Like MURICA 😛
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 11:18
Not the way I hear it pronounced heh
Weanerdog
November 15, 2013 at 12:08
it’s ‘MERICA
oVg
November 15, 2013 at 12:12
lol
Devourer of Small Bunnies
November 15, 2013 at 11:16
Twighlight. They have the worst. Like, literally the worst.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:19
Twilight is not that bad..
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:21
Shut up Mr sparkles.
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:21
I LIKE MY SPARKLES!!
Her Highness the Hipster
November 15, 2013 at 11:22
what!? you’re a twihard?
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:23
twihard? I like my sparkles, they all sparkly in the sun!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 11:24
Hard is not a word I associated with Twilight.
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 15, 2013 at 11:47
Looks like timmy would disagree… Now the question is whether he/she is team edward or team jacob? (refresh if needed)
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:25
What that is the new Die hard movie!! go hard go Twihard!
CodeName Tailgunner
November 15, 2013 at 11:20
APPLE FANBOIs
Your device is more expensive and has less features so just SHUT UP about it
TiMsTeR1033
November 15, 2013 at 11:20
AMEN!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 11:23
but… but… it was lovingly created by the Lord Jobs so that we could all experience true beauty at least once in our short, empty lives. Don’t take that away you monster :/
CodeName Tailgunner
November 15, 2013 at 11:25
Apple Fanboi – nailed it
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 12:22
My device is also smoother and prettier! *runs
*comes back. It’s fanMAN btw! *runs again
Rikus
November 15, 2013 at 11:21
Lady Gaga’s “Monsters”
Martin du preez
November 15, 2013 at 11:23
lol
That Dark Twit
November 15, 2013 at 11:24
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 11:31
Damn dude, your posting this in their church!
That Dark Twit
November 15, 2013 at 11:37
Funny, Steam isn’t on there? *runs*
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:25
That’s because it’s not a religion, it’s a lifestyle
GooseZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:24
Apple. Hands down the most annoying tech fanboys on the planet.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
November 15, 2013 at 11:25
haha all teh hatings
eXpZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:31
PC. Without a doubt. They spend more time in the console debates than console gamers. Congrats, you can run 4K at 90FPS. No one asked.
Rags
November 15, 2013 at 11:33
Twee vlieë met een klap.
Martin du preez
November 15, 2013 at 11:34
This
That Dark Twit
November 15, 2013 at 11:49
LOL!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:25
You need to meet new pc gamers.
Rags
November 15, 2013 at 12:33
Must be a console port.
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 12:49
Hahahaha, awesome comment 😀 Touche
Alex Hicks
November 15, 2013 at 11:38
What is the definition of fanboism then. I have my PC, I look down my long aquiline nose at you console peons (and I have to say that you all look jaggy in real life too). But I don’t waste my finger tips on typing responses to console debates because they are beneath me.
Alex Hicks
November 15, 2013 at 11:34
Too many comments to read them all – but have we mentioned Valve Fanbois yet? Because I’m teetering on the edge of being one …
FoxOneZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:38
Vita fanbois are the worstest!
FSR
November 15, 2013 at 11:44
I don’t think anyone had better or worse fanboi’s, i think fanboi’s will be fanboi’s. Doesn’t matter the cause. I’m a BF fanboi because it’s a better game than other FPS. trolololol.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
November 15, 2013 at 11:44
Lazygamer fanbois…. #trollol
Kensei Seraph
November 15, 2013 at 11:51
I’m going to go with Lazygamer fanboys and fangirls.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 11:54
Apart from Zoe (who’s practically one of the guys anyway), how many girls actually visit and comment here? I’ve often wondered. I’m sure there are, but I’d love to see more active women. There are loads of female gamers, so it would make sense to have that represented here.
Tanya and Rince don’t count.
Weanerdog
November 15, 2013 at 12:11
All John’s comments are approved by his girlfriend, don’t know if that counts.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 12:17
Sorry, porn streaming services don’t count I’m afraid. 🙁
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 13:10
Don’t dismiss the two of them because they don’t use maths.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 13:17
They always have trouble with recipes don’t they? 2 potatoes, not 3. You’ll ruin the stew. Dammit woman, have I taught you nothing?
Her Highness the Hipster
November 15, 2013 at 12:44
I like to use fanboi as a gender neutral term these days. even girls can be fanbois 🙂
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 15, 2013 at 12:01
Lol, you beat me to it 😛
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
November 15, 2013 at 12:04
huehuehue
Anon A Mouse
November 15, 2013 at 11:46
Steam fanbois, no doubt about it…
That Dark Twit
November 15, 2013 at 11:50
Hehe.
AJ Titanium
November 15, 2013 at 12:02
There is now nothing hiding my shame at being a Bull supporter, a steam PC guy who plays COD. FFS. I know what I’ll do! I’ll hate back on everything. Easy game.
Anybody for some darts? and cheap booze. FML, I’m selling this PC and only playing on my Kasparov from now on
AJ Titanium
November 15, 2013 at 12:03
FIRST POST ON LAZYGAMER> gotta upvote this myself.
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
November 15, 2013 at 11:58
Lazygamer.net Fanboys… I don’t know how people can stand the sensationalist journalism! They constanstly make spelling mistakes and their fanboys are so rude and always attack people with different opinions!!! Trolololol
Weanerdog
November 15, 2013 at 12:01
I really don’t get fanboys, I get that someone may prefer one console over the other or prefer a pc but to belittle another because of their choice is just stupid, immature and nonsensical.
Brady miaau
November 15, 2013 at 12:12
I think they belittle other peoples choices to make their choices seem more superior by comparison. not really MY sort of people, don’t you know
Two quick ways to get ahead
1) work hard, dedicate yourself
2) bring everyone else down
A lot of comments I have seen posted on the internet seem to focus on method 2
Kromas
November 15, 2013 at 12:05
PC fan-boys (including me) used to be quite quiet. But after years of “pc gaming is dying, consoles rule!” abuse and the anonymity of the internet we have grown up to be quite bad. DOWN WITH CONSOLES … ALSO ALL HAIL AMD .. AND AS A SIDE NOTE ME3 ENDING WAS NOT THAT HORRIBLE!!!.
EDIT: APPLE SUCKS!!!
El Capitan del Blade
November 15, 2013 at 12:07
Console Plebs need to be reminded that all of the console advances, SINCE the introduction of Disc based gaming is Purely a by product of Advances in the PC realm. #justsaying.
El Capitan del Blade
November 15, 2013 at 12:09
Yes, Downvote my comment, Feed me with your Vitriolic hate….
Brady miaau
November 15, 2013 at 12:15
no
Brendyn Zachary
November 15, 2013 at 12:08
I am a PC and Dota fanboy and we are by far the best because we are highly evolved and as a result, intellectually superior.
Rags
November 15, 2013 at 12:14
You should not have used DOTA as part of your argument. 😛
Brady miaau
November 15, 2013 at 12:18
No, no. I see it.
El Capitan del Blade
November 15, 2013 at 12:13
PC gamers get all the cool Bundles and Sales. Enough reason to stick with PC.
Besides. PC gave consoles the FPS… Console gamers should be grateful.
Brady miaau
November 15, 2013 at 12:15
I am a GAMING fanboi. Stand up and be counted. Platform, technology, type of game.
Is it fun? If yes, I am a fanboi
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:18
Big difference between a fanboy and an enthusiast. And also, I see a lot of people here who take comments way too seriously. There’s great fun in having little quarrels over hardware and games, just don’t be a douche about it.
Brady miaau
November 15, 2013 at 12:24
yip. But wow, can people get angry.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:26
Quite so. And unnecessarily so.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:21
BMW drivers.
Chris DeWet
November 15, 2013 at 12:27
Xbox fans tend to use irrational arguments that borders on the absurd at times. One of my favorites was “Xbox has exclusive titles,PS has none”. My reply was:”Enjoy playing Gran Turismo,asshole.” Pardon my french.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 12:32
Every fanboy uses irrational arguments like this.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:35
Shut up! PC is better because we have fancy coloured boxes!!
Chris DeWet
November 15, 2013 at 12:51
The never ending debate: PC vs. Consoles…. Still,PC always comes out on top. Even without it’s “fancy coloured boxes”.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 12:51
That’s because of its inflated opinion of itself. 😉
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:52
Yes. Probably true. At least not overinflated.
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 12:52
LOL!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 13:04
I wonder if you can get a blow-up PC case?
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 13:11
I don’t know a damn thing about the blow-up world. Ask Tanya.
Chris DeWet
November 15, 2013 at 19:59
Any Nintendo fanboys out there?
ToshZA
November 16, 2013 at 00:55
hahaha!
Chris DeWet
November 15, 2013 at 12:39
Good point.
Ridiquelous
November 15, 2013 at 12:28
Evil topic! The mere act of answering puts you
in the opposite fanboy group!
Ridiquelous
November 15, 2013 at 12:32
They are all bad. Technology has the worst fanboys! As soon as you are not willing to listen to someone else’s opinion you don’t deserve to have your own. It works the other way around as well. If feel the need to justify you opinion with blatant stubbornness or lies – you don’t deserve to be heard.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:35
Quite. Everyone has a preference, so respect others’ preference. Also. I have both console and pc. I like one much more than the other, PREFERENCE.
Ridiquelous
November 15, 2013 at 12:43
In saying that. I’m guilty of not being objective myself. Couple of things I can’t stand and actively dislike – for no good reason and no one will be able to convince me otherwise. I’ve got the PS3 and the 360. I prefer the 360, for no good reason and have actually recommended the PS3 over the 360 on a couple of occasions.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:44
Haha. We all have those moments. I am guilty of being the guy to mention pc’s in a console article.
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 12:54
LOL, I may have done that in the past as well.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 12:57
I love trolling with Master Race comments. 😛
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 12:58
Yup, gets the peasants all worked up.
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 13:05
What’s your name on steam?
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 13:15
thinguy
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:16
I will find you!
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 13:16
like Dunman?
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 13:03
Guilt? What’s that?
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:12
I think it’s that feeling you get when you know you’re better but you shouldn’t point it out.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 13:12
I prefer the opposite to that – condescension.
That’s when you look down on people.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:13
Can’t exactly look up from my throne
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 13:15
Only clouds. And we all know those aren’t real.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 13:21
WIN! rofl
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 13:15
This throne?
http://www.worldofkitsch.com/objects/images/home_bathroom_toilet.jpg
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:16
Not enough gold, bust close
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 12:35
CoD and Apple haters. It’s so fantistically cool to hate those. So you dont like Apple products and dont like CoD? Cool, dont buy it then and stay quiet. I like Apple devices for it’s smoothness and ecosystem, you like Android for widgets.
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 12:37
AMD fanbois! lol just kidding I dont hate you guys. It’s hard to hate something when you cant see them from your Intel/nvidia throne.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:42
It is a tall throne.
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 12:51
Tall indeed.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 13:02
To be fair you need all that height to fit in all the PSUs & cooling fans you need. trollol!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:03
Well trolled and deserved. (Also I’m afraid of alien probing)
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 13:04
lol dont even joke! I got a BSOD two days ago! My cpu hit north of 80C!! But i think it’s fixed now, reaplied some thermal paste.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:05
I was the idiot who asked him what a BSOD was.
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 13:07
And you call yourself a PC enthusiast. pfff! Why dont you go fiddle with some analog sticks or something! 😛
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:08
I know. In my defense, I haven’t seen one of those in a looooong time.
Also, I haven’t had my windows updates in a year and a half. Coincidence?
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 13:09
Windows updates! I knew it! Seriously though, can those updates make that big of a difference?
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:11
I really don’t know. I just hate them so put them off after I formatted my pc the last time. Come to think of it, could be longer than a year and a half ago.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 13:09
I got one last week Monday. The 2nd time in 2 weeks, previously nothing since I first put the PC together more than 2 years ago. Thanks Rockstar for a shitty Max Payne 3 port.
Gavin Mannion
November 15, 2013 at 12:46
When it comes to games DOTA 2 fanboys are the absolute worst.
With consoles then I have to say I’ve received the most abuse from PS3 fans in the early years of this generation
The fanboys and girls who drive me insane at the moment are DA supporters who you can’t have a conversation with.. it’s like trying to discuss evolution with a funamentalist. Impossibru
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 12:53
“With consoles then I have to say I’ve received the most abuse from PS3 fans in the early years of this generation” – It happens when you are a Xbox Fanboy!
Edit: The DA is for everyone Gavin! They’ll look after you! Just don’t ask me anything about their policies please..
Gavin Mannion
November 15, 2013 at 12:59
Even if I was a rabbid xbox fanboy it doesn’t excuse giving someone abuse. That is what real fanboys miss 😉
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 13:01
Are you referring to your new friend you made yesterday? 😛
Gavin Mannion
November 15, 2013 at 13:17
Did I make a new friend yesterday?
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 13:23
Maybe a few…but I’m referring to one specific one who called you a “kunt”(sic).
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:25
Wow. How’d I miss that? I mean Gavin’s a bit of an arse, but not that! 😉
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 13:35
Haha, yeah it wasn’t pretty. I also got riled up for nothing and started with insults after that.
Problem is, exactly like Gavin stated, being a fanboy is one thing, but don’t get personal. Except when dealing with COD fanboys, then it is allowed.
What I absolutely detest is someone that can’t debate or acknowledge that they see my point of view. They don’t have to agree, but at least acknowledge that you understand what I’m saying.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 13:41
I see what you’re saying, but I disagree because I’m a retard and want to argue for the sake of arguing. And you’re a @#$%ing @#$! &*^#@
So that’s ok right?
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 13:44
That’s almost acceptable!
Gavin Mannion
November 15, 2013 at 14:18
Damn.. I’ve either completely forgotten about that already or I didn’t see it… oh wait was this in the political twitter storm
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 14:40
Was in your PS4 only does COD at 720p article. But ja, you’d have to be quite thick skinned in your line of work.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:02
I own a PS, not too fond of it, but I can say a few nasty things to you if you feel like you’re missing out.
SpookyMossel
November 15, 2013 at 13:13
Id like to hear you say nasty things to Gavin. Go ahead. Whisper it in is ear.
ToshZA
November 15, 2013 at 13:20
After reading this, I have decided that you need professional help.
Here: http://www.medpages.co.za/sf/index.php?page=organisation&orgcode=241845
Gavin Mannion
November 15, 2013 at 13:17
I get enoguh abuse but thanks for the offer 🙂
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:54
I steer well away from political arguments. People get way too emotional about it.
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 15, 2013 at 12:55
Here is my take on it for the fanboys who cannot wrap their tiny little trolling minds around the fact that people have different opinions:
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 15, 2013 at 12:57
PS: I play games on my PC and Xbox, depending on the mood and what game I want to play. I had a PS2 in the past, and play on the WiiU when I visit my sister.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 12:58
I do the same with my PC and PS3.
Willem Swanepoel
November 15, 2013 at 13:07
SOOOoooooo true…
Like I prefer to play games like Skyrim / Minecraft on PC because of the modding that comes with it.
I play Fifa on my XBOX and racing games.
We are all gamers and to be honest, it is the companies that actually causes this fanboy BS split 😉
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:09
Racing games on console is legit. Also dat modding on pc.
Willem Swanepoel
November 15, 2013 at 13:16
A lot of the console gamers do not understand what can modding do to a game … they really miss out on it ;-)~
I gave up on trying to explain it to them …
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 13:21
One word: DayZ.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 13:23
…
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 13:24
*Drops mic*
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 13:20
“We’re all gamers! Enough with the fighting, just have fun!”
Problem is, fighting about something that is totally and absolutely irrelevant is SO MUCH damn fun!
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 15, 2013 at 14:56
I have to admit, I love the fanboi rants and fights. It adds spice to the gamer fraternity. Imagine if it was all lovey-dovey like some weird hippy commune? I’d defenestrate myself after day 2. In fact, I might just protest like that Russian dude, and nail my nuts to stone.
You need the silliness of fanboism. You need some retard ranting about his chosen shitty box of plastic, and more importantly you need folks to lose their minds.
Why? Because otherwise we’re not being true to our human self. For millennia our ancestors fought over useless crap, from land to resources to farm animals to even who controls a tiny hill. It’s only fitting that we take that grand tradition into the modern age, and fight under the banner of our plastic overlords. My ancestors may have fought over countless continents, and I will not sully their memories by becoming some gaming quaker or hippy!
NAAAYYYY!! FOR FANBOISM! Because my plastic crap is better than your plastic crap!
Xbone sucks!
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 15:14
So much truth!
Brady miaau
November 15, 2013 at 15:08
Yeah, I feel like holding a lighter up and moving it back and forth
Willem Swanepoel
November 15, 2013 at 13:02
I just hate fanboys who think their cocks are bigger than myne 😉
Example:
Console fanboys hating PC fanboys and vise versa and pointing out that their “taste” is better …
We are all gamers but for some odd reason people are bitching at each other because of their love for the platform.
Another example:
When it was announced that the new consoles (mid range PCs) getting DDR5, all the console fanboys were pointing at the PC gamers and laughing, but what the console fannies did not know is, the PC guys were crying of joy because we can actually experience proper graphics in games that were developed for consoles.
All fanboys must assemble and kick the shit ouf of the companies to stop bringing out exclusives to platforms. They do more damage to the community by splitting us all up.
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:03
Well said. Death to exclusives.
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 13:05
“All fanboys must assemble and kick the shit ouf of the companies to stop bringing out exclusives to platforms. They do more damage to the community by splitting us all up.”
I would, but the XBO wouldn’t be powerful enough to run even Knack!!!11!1oneone! Trololololol
Willem Swanepoel
November 15, 2013 at 13:09
lol nice 😉
house_hero
November 15, 2013 at 13:08
Apple fanboys are the douche-iest. But PC fanboys have to be the worst
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:10
We don’t have to be the worst, we like to think of it as a gift.
house_hero
November 15, 2013 at 13:28
lol.. Still the worst though. With great power comes great fanboyism
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 13:29
That keeps on giving in 1080p. *run for the hills*
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
November 15, 2013 at 13:23
Half-life fanbois…
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 13:29
Wait a damn minute! There isn’t anything like a Half-Life fanboy. We are part of the “The amazing and wonderful life changing experience that is Half-Life” appreciation club.
Now go and repent!
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:32
Also. If you oppose it Gordon Freeman might smite you.
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
November 15, 2013 at 13:35
Bah…
Valve are nothing but a bunch of posers… selling you a game with crappy voice acting, terrible graphics and not to mention a story line that does not make sense..
Besides, who thought that a goatee wearing, crowbar wielding hero would be a good idea must have been smoking something…trollolol
Spathi
November 15, 2013 at 13:41
“Besides, who thought that a goatee wearing, crowbar wielding hero would be a good idea must have been smoking something.”
You’ve insulted Walter White as well!! You’ve gone to far!
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
November 15, 2013 at 13:45
Walter who?
John's (JJ's) Annihilation
November 15, 2013 at 13:48
I cannot tell you the pain I feel in my heart now.
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
November 15, 2013 at 13:50
Have that checked out… Cholesterol and strokes are not funny
Xelus
November 15, 2013 at 13:50
In short, there is no “worst” fanboy, they are all equally retarded and ego driven self centric wannabes. They are as much a gamer as the hobo on the street, or my dog.
Real gamers are the guys who started playing games on things like the commodore and them old Atari systems and TV games. Those games were hardcore to play through, way harder than the kinder garden games we have today and those gamers actually had a proper education, most fanboys can’t spell, speak English or think for themselves, they’re overrated and don’t deserve the attention they get. Any and all fanboys just disgust me with their common knowledge of hardware and software, but they seem to deem themselves gamers. BAH! I say bah to such fools. XD
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
November 15, 2013 at 13:51
You have a Gamer Dog?
Kola
November 15, 2013 at 14:28
Barcelona supporters totally
HvR
November 15, 2013 at 14:34
Who is the worst? Lets have an honest look at the LG community when fanboyism kicks in:
Admiral – Dick
Foxy – Dick
HvR – Dick
Tanya – Cock
OVG – Dick
Rince – Dick
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.
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Makes life interesting and sometimes by accident we actually have a useful conversation
Now everybody!!!!
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 14:40
Hehe so glad I’m a cock and not a dick
HvR
November 15, 2013 at 15:11
Dicks are funnier than cocks
Hammersteyn
November 15, 2013 at 15:12
Haha you got me.
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 15, 2013 at 14:44
lol – I’m tempted to post the Toy Story meme.
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 15, 2013 at 14:47
Damn… I don’t even make the worst fanboy lists… 🙁 Not even a cock or a dick… :/
HvR
November 15, 2013 at 15:08
There you go, I’m being a big dick not insulting everybody. But I was afraid calling you anything else banana shaped could be considered a racial slur.
Brady miaau
November 15, 2013 at 15:56
Yeah, a bit tricky to call what is essentially a banana, a dick
Drizzt
November 15, 2013 at 14:58
Lazygamer.
Drizzt
November 15, 2013 at 14:58
Lazygamer
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 15, 2013 at 15:00
Agreed, the Lazies are the worst!
Brady miaau
November 15, 2013 at 15:55
nice name, mr Do’Urden
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
November 15, 2013 at 16:34
Actually Call of Duty fanbois are the worst. It has to be a mental illness to keep on playing the same game year after year after year, and to make it worse… THEY KEEP ON PAYING FOR IT! I’d actually have a lot more respect for the COD Fishheads if they pirated.
Rags
November 15, 2013 at 23:31
Oh and fucking Toyota drivers. My fokken bakkie is die beste. Veral op die fokken snelweg en dorp paaie waar ek anyway net ry.
Hammersteyn
November 18, 2013 at 10:39
Bwahahaha! So true
LXM
November 17, 2013 at 07:58
Don’t forget the JRPG fanboys.
We’re better than all of them.
Galbedir
November 18, 2013 at 13:14
While I’m more a PC gamer, as my work requires a fairly powerful PC, I find consoles to be a far more social gaming experience. I very rarely played on my Xbox 360 by myself, and would play on a console shouting profanities and friendly insults near every time friends came over, even if just to settle debates between us via beating them down in Mortal Kombat. But PlayStation fanboys have always seems alittle worse then others to me, mainly because the ones I’ve met, don’t even want to hear about any other benefits of other platforms.
Sk3tz0
November 19, 2013 at 18:17
Blue Bulls fans are the worse.. aswell as Pokemon.. Bronies.. And Owners of Cats..
Somebody
June 5, 2014 at 05:45
‘Android fanboys who’ll berate you for being a sheep sheep and buying in to an ecosystem when they’re doing the exact same thing.’
I am sorry, that point is not exactly valid.
http://www.amazon.com/mobile-apps/b?node=2350149011
https://f-droid.org/
Also, you are not forced to use everything google provides, that is the beauty of android.
TheBigOne
November 6, 2014 at 08:43
All fanboys are! Bring me the Commodore 64 anyday! No viruses or trojans because it’s all ROM based yet still an actual computer that can do more then just games and be used on any TV.
I’ll keep it short and put it into two posts since I think from other people telling me that most people read on phones now which can’t see everything.
I have a SCEPTRE TV I recently got and we hooked up our old C64 to see if the machine still works which does! The colors actually look more brilliant on the TV then on the TV that was meant for the machine back in the 80s which actually was almost HD with double horizontal lines
Dad actually did his accounting on it thru the mid 90s as it was a lot better then paper though lame compared to today.
Dad was one of 1800 users on the internet using the Commodore 64 modem which we still have!
The Commodore people all geeked out with each other while the rest of the masses argued over Apple vs PC VS Nintendo.
M
TheBigOne
November 6, 2014 at 08:44
Continued.
The first game I grew up with was Tink Tonk Land of Buddy Bots and *Tink
Goes To The Fair* which seems lame today but was cool back then as it
introduced an open world design meaning there is no particular order to
do things and you could freely wander despite it being a *cough*
education *cough* game.
In the Fair game there is several fun
carnival type games you can play in any order and there is another one
where you travel somewhere choosing different forms of transportation
which you have to use some math skills to watch the fuel gauge but can
choose different directions.
When our family got into the PC after they were not so lame I was immediately hooked with Broder Bund company games and Humongous Entertainment Freddie The Fish/Pajama Sam.etc
TheBigOne
November 6, 2014 at 08:48
Oh and one last thing. I miss the old days when Nintendo didn’t try to force add ons and called it a game system.
Of course they had the light gun on the NES and the Gyomate. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Nintendo+Gyromite+robotr
But it was not forced upon you if you choose not to do it unlike the Wii U remote thingy which most games force it which is why I didn’t get it.
Correct me if I’m wrong but I think you can even play Gyromite without it and the game quality is still the same but the gizmo was meant for Nintendo geeks.
Jagdparrot
September 19, 2015 at 09:18
Valve