Just yesterday Nvidia revealed, in their regular earnings call, that GTA V is coming to a PC near you in the not to distant future. The master race celebrated and cheered and made funny faces at the console gamers all day long, but maybe they should have put that champagne on ice.
Either the guys at Nvidia don’t have a clue about which games are coming up, possible since we are talking about the bean counters here, or someone at Rockstar sent over a severed horse head to the Nvidia offices as a warning.
Because early this morning Nvidia decided to clarify their comment from yesterday. First let’s go back and look at their comment again
“In contrast, gamers are preparing their systems for a strong roster of games coming this fall, including blockbuster franchises, such as Call of Duty: Ghosts, Grand Theft Auto V and Assassin’s Creed IV.”
Okay that’s not very subtle at all but today Nvidia is saying
“Please note, during our Thursday’s earnings call, our investor relations team provided a list of important games that gamers are looking forward to on PC this fall, and included Grand Theft Auto V on that list. This statement was made with the intent of expressing enthusiasm for the games industry in general, and was not intended to represent specific knowledge possessed by NVIDIA. NVIDIA does not have information on any possible PC version release of Grand Theft Auto or its availability. We deeply regret the error.”
So yeah apparently they were just excited about the specific games that may or may not be arriving on the PC.
Call me cynical but I don’t believe that at all.
What do you think, did Nvidia let the cat out of the bag or did they really just make a wild guess?
Last Updated: August 14, 2013
Jonah Cash
August 14, 2013 at 10:34
Hahahahaha…. What master race???? Consoles baby!!! (Run and hide under table)
Rock789
August 14, 2013 at 10:58
Precisely… Master race indeed… What a load of…
“Wait… I didn’t mean what I said… I was just joking! No, there’s no need for that bat… I love PC gaming, I really do…”
(quickly puts on foil hat and joins Jonah under the table)
Robert Infy Hart
August 14, 2013 at 11:13
Fear us.
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:14
fear what?
Robert Infy Hart
August 14, 2013 at 12:08
The Master Race.
Jonah Cash
August 14, 2013 at 13:01
This is the only thing that I fear, cause it says so on the cover….
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:14
With your unrivaled accuracy with those knobbies it should be no competition.
Dakan45
August 15, 2013 at 16:22
AHAHAH consoletards baby, no idea wtf they talking about, all gta games were anounced on pc a few months after the console version and rocsktar torronto ported them, NOT rockstart north, same case since gta 3.
Vampyre Squirrel
August 14, 2013 at 10:41
Guess what I’m getting before all you PC jockies!!! hahahaha!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2013 at 10:45
A PK for gloating! ;P
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 10:52
Hollow victory SINCE YOU GAME ON CONSOLE!
😛
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 10:55
A victory none the less?
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 10:59
Its like kissing your cousin, sure you kissed a girl, BUT ITS YOUR COUSIN
Disclaimer: No personal experience, not covering for myself, just stating fact
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:01
Bwahaha, don’t worry I won’t tell. As always consoles may win a fight here and there but PC will win the war.
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 11:01
Indeed. You must chat with me on Skype, we need to discuss Planetside 2
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:08
I found a couple of Admirals on skype but they are all in the states
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 11:09
Its not Admiral on skype, its real name and surname.
Business and all
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:10
Yes, yes. Very serious I see.
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:10
Ive never used skype lol
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:13
Thank goodness for Google.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2013 at 11:03
What war? *buff dust off nails*
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:06
Indeed 🙂
Vampyre Squirrel
August 14, 2013 at 11:04
Actually I game on console AND PC… so you still lose
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 11:06
Fence sitting I see.
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:08
I also have both. But there is a clear winner.
HvR
August 14, 2013 at 11:09
I think the correct term is platform whore.
I’m also one, don’t judge me.
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:09
you dirty whore you!
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:11
Do you say that to yourself in the mirror?
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:12
It works wonders
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2013 at 11:12
So does a bath :/
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:14
its not my fault! I cant help that the bath was broken! 🙁
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:10
I’m also a whore then. We could start a brothel!
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:11
how much you charge 5 doll hair love me long time?
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:12
Very long time!
Dakan45
August 15, 2013 at 16:24
Guess what we gonna play before you consoletards? A TRUE NEXT GEN EXPERIANCE on pc with better controls, current crapboxes cant handle gta v on all its glorry.
Vampyre Squirrel
August 15, 2013 at 16:43
Don’t worry, I’ll be there with you, cos I got a gaming machine too. lmao
Dooshe Nozzle
August 18, 2013 at 01:35
HOOORAY YUO GET 2 PLAY IT FRIST
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2013 at 10:43
I’m fairly sure it’ll arrive on PC eventually, but then RDR hasn’t, so who knows. I’m not really that phased by it, if it gets announced that it won’t there will be an “awwww :(” moment, but then I’ll get on with my life & play something else & never think about it again.
Tarisma
August 14, 2013 at 10:45
I don’t think ill be playing it on either my PS3 or PC. I can’t be the only person who got bored with GTA4.
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2013 at 10:49
It’s on my backlog. I’ll get to it eventually because I enjoyed all the others.
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 10:52
I just remembered I have it too. Haha, never even installed
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 10:59
GTA4 was underwhelming to be honest. The hype was to big I think.
Wtf101
August 14, 2013 at 11:00
No you are not.
Dakan45
August 15, 2013 at 16:23
Nope it was a boring piece of trash.
Iblis Bane
August 14, 2013 at 11:39
RDR at least was, IRRC, pretty clear from the start that it was going to be console only. (Boo! Hiss!)
I hope GTAV does hit the PC…It’s one of 2 games that I’ve really been looking forward to. (The other being Rome II.)
I’ll be disappointed if it doesn’t.
Dakan45
August 15, 2013 at 16:23
RDR was made by san diego on a diffirent source code. LA noire was made by non rockstar studio, a rockstar studiod ported it and they made max payne 3 on pc as well. Even bully was ported to pc.
joujou264
September 12, 2013 at 17:31
Is this one of the fabled ”GTA critique” comment sections? Finally I’ll be able to let off steam. GTA is overhyped, to the extreme, to the extreme of extreme. It gets quite boring after a while. And I’ll still have a life if I don’t play it contrary to what some GTA fanboys might say.
Tarisma
August 14, 2013 at 10:44
I think he let the cat out of the bag. Probably will come to PC.
silverscorpio
August 14, 2013 at 10:48
I think there is talks and it is too early for them to comment on that. They let the cat out of the bag because they would not have mentioned GTA V if there was not something.
ElimiNathan
August 14, 2013 at 10:50
Yup cat is out the bag, they spoiled Rockstars big suprise
Agent.E
August 14, 2013 at 10:54
I read your name as Illuminati.
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!
ElimiNathan
August 14, 2013 at 10:56
Go back to school 😛
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:15
funny enough you look like I guy I went to school with lol
ElimiNathan
August 14, 2013 at 11:17
Lol well what school did you go to ?
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:19
Im not gonna say, but I will ask this if your from CT then I dont know you. If from joburg then ,maybe.
ElimiNathan
August 14, 2013 at 11:24
Haha, well I have lived in Joburg but I went to school in East London and currently live in CT
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:32
nope then i saw your clone lol
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:21
Sometimes I wonder what some of your people look like in person. Clearly, as you all can see, I am a wolf.
Uberutang
August 14, 2013 at 10:56
Steams sale Summer 2014 $10
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 10:58
Probably 2015 if GTA IV is any indication. Damn this sucks balls if you don’t have a console.
Uberutang
August 14, 2013 at 11:09
Luckily buying, renting or borrowing a console is cheap and easy. But tbh I would rather wait, or not play at all then go back to 30fps 720p.
Last of us was a great game, but hell the textures bugged me all the way through the game! (‘cut scenes’ was amazing though)
Skyblue
August 14, 2013 at 11:52
I am seriously considering waiting for it on PC. Walked in to pre-order from BT the other day and walked again when I realised I had no idea if I want to play it on PS3 or X360. PS3 would be easier coz of my kid always hogging the X360 but I prefer the controller on the X360… decisions decisions
And you know I’ll prob end up rushing out to buy it next month on release day…
Dakan45
August 15, 2013 at 16:25
Oh i have a console but i am not gonna play at 1280x720p at medium settings with 24fps on average and horrible thumbsticks aim assist and no mods
Hammersteyn
August 15, 2013 at 16:30
Haha yeah. PC definitely Ftw in the graphics department.
Skyblue
August 14, 2013 at 11:47
…
Khulani Ndlovu
August 14, 2013 at 10:59
Well it would have been awesome having the game come out on all platforms, Nvidia might have just spoilt the surprise but i’m sure very soon Rockstar will officially announce GTA:V on PC 🙂
Trebzz
August 14, 2013 at 11:00
Best news ever bwahhahahahahhah… But lets be honest there will be a GTA for next gen and then all of the sudden PC will get one 😛 by that time i have spoiled the shit out of this game for everyone.
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:03
Spoiler alert! Man U will win another title.
Trebzz
August 14, 2013 at 11:05
Spoiler alert! Liverpool next season is our season 😛
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:07
Liverpool fan? Why the Man U avatar?
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:08
confused african
Trebzz
August 14, 2013 at 11:10
Lol no I’m saying that’s what they say all the time 😛
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:11
Hahahaha like the Stormers….
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 14, 2013 at 11:12
OH NO HE DIDN’T!
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:13
sharks!!!!! will erm something to you!!!
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:16
I feel very uncomfortable talking about sports at any time but Timster, you have found yourself an ally.
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:18
An ally indeed!
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:15
Brilliant
ElimiNathan
August 14, 2013 at 11:25
Sorry I just had to downvote that
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:30
It’s fine I deserve it. So 24 -24 on Newlands last week end.(I deserve 50 downvotes for that :P)
ElimiNathan
August 14, 2013 at 11:34
Lol! We threw it away, so no sympathy necessary
Hermann Schwindt
August 14, 2013 at 12:16
Brofist. Was expecting to lose by atleast 30 points against WP.
Skyblue
August 14, 2013 at 11:49
Only because you guys get to rest for European competition. ;-p
Jonah Cash
August 14, 2013 at 13:08
No come now, we aren’t all like that….. It will be at least two more seasons before we start competing at the top again….. Hahahaha…. Why are you guys not buying anyone though? I think Baines would be good for you, but Fellaini… I don’t think he would fit your system at all!!
Trebzz
August 14, 2013 at 14:28
Liverpool sold Downing and Carrol after spending how much again? 😛 but yeah this season transfer market has been so boring :/
Jonah Cash
August 14, 2013 at 15:44
Would you have kept them at their reported salaries or rather take your knock up front instead of in instalments each month???? But remember we got 50m for Torres and used 35m on Carrol and 22m on Suarez…So 7m for Suarez came from our own money, not tooo bad even though he is a back stabbing son of a b…… Just like your Rooney, ungrateful brats I tell you!!!
Xelus
August 14, 2013 at 11:03
Bah! Glad to hear that, one less crappy port to worry about, we saw what happened with the previous GTA! Keep it I say.
Do a proper job about it or leave it, tired of half assed ports.
Mark Treloar
August 14, 2013 at 11:04
Cat Bag
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:08
Then it is, then it isn’t.
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:08
will prob happen next year or something esp after how many people want it.
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:09
Aint got time to bleed? Jesse “The Body” Ventura – Predator.
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:10
Ten points!!!
Skyblue
August 14, 2013 at 11:23
I was 12 when I saw that movie in a cinema for the first time, sigh. It was my FAV MOVIE OF ALL TIME until I saw Aliens when I was 13.
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:30
Careful now, you might just start a fight…
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 11:31
Predator 1 >>>> Any Aliens movie
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:34
Damn straight!
*runs off, turns back: “Get to da choppa!”*
Skyblue
August 14, 2013 at 11:36
“You got time to duck?”
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:37
One of favourites, yet probably the lamest: When he kicks off the door, “Kock kock.” Then proceeds to shoot the guy with a grenade launcher.
Skyblue
August 14, 2013 at 11:38
What about “stick around”?
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:39
Enjoy if you have ten minutes
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:42
Made my day. My favourite…”Consider this the divorce.”
Skyblue
August 14, 2013 at 11:43
Total Recall !! Loved that movie as well.
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:45
What shite the remake was…
Skyblue
August 14, 2013 at 11:54
I watched it on it’s own merit. It never felt like I was watching the original and I was expecting the worst so it wasn’t too bad for me. Completely forgettable 10 mins after viewing though.
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:54
Agreed
Skyblue
August 14, 2013 at 11:45
My personal fav of Arnie is Conan the Barbarian. If ever there was a case to be made for perfect casting, that would be a big contender.
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:54
Can’t believe it’s ten minutes long O_O
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:41
It was between those two. Love that one.
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 11:39
That movie is pure manly manliness
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:31
It was the first me I saw on MNET as a child. It was a Friday evening and my parents had a braai. I remember it clearly still
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 11:31
Watched it on VHS with my older boet
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:33
Kids does not know about this thin call VHS.
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 14, 2013 at 11:33
I feel old, thanks
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:37
We had a BETA MAX before VHS. I feel ancient.
John ain't got time to bleed
August 14, 2013 at 11:37
Wow. That’s legendary.
Skyblue
August 14, 2013 at 11:39
Dude, I rocked Betamax as well lol!
EDIT: Well my folks did. I kept that machine running for 10 years with an open top and pens to keep the tape from getting chewed… good times…hmmm?!?
Hammersteyn
August 14, 2013 at 11:54
Yup, cleaning the heads with spirits so that the tape doesn’t pull. Can’t do that with a DVD player…
TiMsTeR1033
August 14, 2013 at 11:34
they will be like a vh whaaat?
Skyblue
August 14, 2013 at 11:26
Yeah fukken right! This bitch be banging out on PC by March 2014 latest.
InsanityFlea
August 14, 2013 at 11:45
As I posted in previous article,i’ll wait for word from Rockstar. Speculation is useless.
Circuitflow
August 14, 2013 at 13:35
WOHAHAHA.. where is the MASTER RACE now, one of the most important games of our generation and “they” are not gettin it! not so MASTER afterall ….CONSOLES RULE!!!!
Dakan45
August 15, 2013 at 16:26
AHAHAH consoletards baby, no idea wtf they talking about, all gta
games were anounced on pc a few months after the console version and
rocsktar torronto ported them, NOT rockstart north, same case since gta
3.
So yeah you are stupid and all that.
Dooshe Nozzle
August 18, 2013 at 01:43
Perhaps you could attempt to read the entire article?
Guest
August 14, 2013 at 13:40
WOHAHAH… one of the most important games of our generation and “they ” are not gettin it… not so MASTER afterall…CONSOLES RULE
Guest
August 18, 2013 at 01:41
Perhaps you could attempt to read the entire article? I know it’s more words than you’re used to, but really, it would have prevented you from looking like a completely ignorant fuckwit.
Anonymous
August 14, 2013 at 13:49
I knew it. GTAV is indeed coming out this fall… on consoles (17 September counts as fall).
GTAV is a blockbuster title, which is coming out this fall on consoles. This is indeed true.
It is also true that PC gamers are upgrading their rigs for blockbuster games “in general”. This is also very true.
However just because they put two true statements together in a single sentence doesnt mean they are connected and that GTAV will be on PC.
Skapie
August 15, 2013 at 11:24
Console is the best!! I don’t need to upgrade anything!!! If the game does not come out on PC…..i will send you a video how i play it on my Xbox!!! Hahaha
Kristian Kineser Middelhede
August 17, 2013 at 01:31
“Console is the best”
Lol… yeah if you are poor or too incompetent to use a PC then i suppose it is.
Dakan45
August 23, 2013 at 06:08
Sureee you been playing on the same garbage graphics for 7-8 years.
All games now run on consoles on LOW pc settings, pc has been “next gen” for some years now.
Console=good for 3 years and trash afterwards.
?????
August 15, 2013 at 14:14
Too many grammatical mistakes… And they didnt say “its NOT coming to PC” or anything, they just said that they don’t know.
Affinity4Music
August 16, 2013 at 02:57
PC users remind me of modern day Republicans
Guest
August 18, 2013 at 01:33
This article’s title is supremely misleading.
NvidiaGraphicsDepartment2001
August 23, 2013 at 05:48
For all you Huge PC Gamers my Name is Richard Hillerman and i recently have Been Let Go From NVIDIA For What im About to Say Here now. GTA V Is Being Quietly Worked on Thru The Back Channels Of RockStar and NVIDIA As There Are Many Conflicts In The PC Version Being Compatible With Graphics Cards older Than 2012, It Is A registry Error That is Causing the Game to Over Compensate and Stop Working, unfortunately GTA V was Supposed to be Announce September 13 that A PC version Would BE Available Christmas 2013, Now It Could Be More Towards January or Later Never Fear The PC Version Will Be Coming Regardless.
FK You NVIDIA Fire Me and I Will Still Get The Word Out!!
Dakan45
August 23, 2013 at 06:07
You work for ea so everything you say is a lie.