Unlike my nipples which are cold and hard enough to fight a sword duel while reminding the person on the other end of my name, dead father and that they’re about to die, it is warmer in other parts of the world right now. So warm in fact, that the best thing to do is to stay inside and create a swimming pool with the ass sweat that drips onto your leather seat by playing some video games. And GOG is kicking things off with its own annual summer sale. Things are about to get…steamy.
Good Old Game has over 700 games on sale, ready to be peddled out as your backlog grows in size and scale. It’s like trying to build the Alright Wall Of China all by yourself at this point. With the discounts however, come some free games as well. Spend some coin, and you’ll stack up a sales total which will allow you to get the following games, gratis:
- SimCity 2000 – Yours, if you spend at least $1.
- S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky – Yours, if you spend at least $20.
- Xenonauts – free, if you spend at least $50.
Meh. As for current deals, GOG will once again have flash sales. At the time of writing this post, those deals included savings on bundles of LucasArts adventure games, old school Dungeons and Dragons RPGs and a selection of Heroes Of Might and Magic. You can also grab 10% off on The Witcher 3 right now, 40% off the remastered edition of Grim Fandango and 80% off of the special edition for Bioware’s Kung-Fu classic, Jade Empire.
In fact, it’s a smorgasbord of great deals on underrated games. Seriously, Jade Empire guys. So good. So damn good.
Last Updated: June 4, 2015
oVg
June 4, 2015 at 12:35
lol
Captain JJ the_scarrrr
June 4, 2015 at 13:05
I don’t like how some of the armours make Geralt look like a vettie.
Yes, that is what I can find to complain about ;D
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
June 4, 2015 at 13:12
Hahaha!! I agree, I’ve often wondered if they did it intentionally….
oVg
June 4, 2015 at 16:16
Why is it that the best looking armour is always the weakest? I dont bother with witcher gear anymore as all drops scale to your level anyway. I finished the Master Blacksmith quest at level 15 and the quest is for level 24. You then get a special weapon from the elf, it scaled 2 levels back. I just look for the yellow arrow, swap and sell everything else. Only advantage I see from Witcher gear is extra EXP on monster and human kills.
Elisaa
June 5, 2015 at 00:43
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Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 4, 2015 at 12:35
NOPE, I shall stay strong!
Lord Chaos
June 4, 2015 at 12:36
Agreed
Lord Chaos
June 4, 2015 at 12:36
Until the 11th that is
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 4, 2015 at 12:37
I’m ready, I shall hold the line!
Lord Chaos
June 4, 2015 at 12:38
The only game I actually want is Pillars of Eternity.
Lord Chaos
June 4, 2015 at 12:44
And by that you mean a spider has taken residence on your keyboard?
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 4, 2015 at 12:45
Nope, I made a choice to hit the backlog this year. Witcher 3 is the only thing I’m playing now (apart from Planetside 2 to get my pew pew on)
I have plenty games needing attention
Lord Chaos
June 4, 2015 at 12:47
Only game I’ve bought this year is GTA. Other than that I’m also on backlog clearing duty, until yesterday when I started Fallout 3 again
Captain JJ the_scarrrr
June 4, 2015 at 13:04
I hit my backlog last year. Was my mission. Did quite well too.
Blood Emperor Trevor
June 4, 2015 at 12:53
No new ones for me either, not even when the Steam sale comes around. I can’t even pretend to myself that I’m going to play anything I buy now sometime this year.
Ottokie
June 4, 2015 at 12:40
http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/09/my_reaction_after_every_steam_sale-85553.gif
Captain JJ the_scarrrr
June 4, 2015 at 13:01
XD
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
June 4, 2015 at 12:48
That second sentence…. I don’t know what to say….
Lord Chaos
June 4, 2015 at 12:49
Barf?
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
June 4, 2015 at 12:53
And Ralph a little after that….
Drake
June 4, 2015 at 12:54
“How did he know?”?
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
June 4, 2015 at 12:54
Predictive text maybe?
Captain JJ the_scarrrr
June 4, 2015 at 13:02
O_o
ReaperOfSquirrels
June 4, 2015 at 15:13
Darryn crossed a few lines there.
Captain JJ the_scarrrr
June 4, 2015 at 12:59
So so many sales and I’m stuck playing only one game all the time
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
June 4, 2015 at 13:04
It’s sad! I also have time only for one game nowadays, not that there aren’t any other good ones, it’s just that this one I can’t pry myself from the screen, that’s how good it is….
Captain JJ the_scarrrr
June 4, 2015 at 13:07
Last night my wife’s dad invited us for dinner out. On him.
First thing my wife says: “Are you sure you want to go? You’ll miss out on Witcher time.”
I sure do love her. 🙂
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
June 4, 2015 at 13:11
http://auto.img.v4.skyrock.net/4187/84624187/pics/3244816194_1_5_YqB8djQW.gif
Captain JJ the_scarrrr
June 4, 2015 at 13:13
We did go though. I’m not that guy.
Even though this one time I wanted to be 😉
Admiral Chief's Adventure
June 4, 2015 at 13:21
I actually helped out my fellow soldiers on Indar last night, and missed out on Witcher
Captain JJ the_scarrrr
June 4, 2015 at 13:24
I don’t think people understand the sacrifices we make.
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
June 4, 2015 at 14:20
They truly don’t…. I am have withdrawal symptoms, I haven’t played in 3 days…
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
June 4, 2015 at 14:22
You are a good man! Even if my wife would offer the same option, I would probably do what you did as well….
Blood Emperor Trevor
June 4, 2015 at 13:13
It was my niece’s 21st on Tuesday & we all went out for supper. I didn’t get to play Witcher 3 on Tuesday.
Captain JJ the_scarrrr
June 4, 2015 at 13:14
These are tough times we live in.
Blood Emperor Trevor
June 4, 2015 at 13:14
So unfair. Why can’t she have her birthday next year?
Captain JJ the_scarrrr
June 4, 2015 at 13:15
Heartless, I tell you.