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FFD: What’s your secret gaming shame?

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We here at Lazygamer – and I include you, the community in this – are a bunch of well-rounded gamers who enjoy a variety of genres and have vast pools of gaming knowledge acquired over years of gaming. We’re also kind and compassionate souls, who’d never laugh at another gamer for something odd they might enjoy, or a great game they might not have played, right? Right?

Of course not – which is why it’s perfectly fine for you to reveal your secret gaming shame, right here in the comments. My own? I love wrestling games. I always have. though I haven’t seen televised wrestling (or any other wrestling) since the mid90’s, I still love a good WWE game – and I had a blast playing 2K’s first effort with WWE2K13 – though much of that may have to do with all that historical stuff. 

Another one? I actually have Flappy Bird on my phone, and I play it when I’m on the bog. That and I also spent hours trying to unlock Sheng Long in Street Fighter II because I didn’t realise it was an elaborate April Fool’s Joke.

Maybe you’re a closeted animal crossing fanatic. Maybe you spend more time playing the Sims than you should. Maybe you’ve never played Half Life 2.  So tell us..what are your dirty little gaming secrets? What gaming shame are you hiding?

What brought this up – and this is unrelated to games – is the recent revelation that Darryn has never watched Fight Club. We’ll never give him grief about that though, right?

Last Updated: February 28, 2014

572 Comments

  1. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 28, 2014 at 10:32

    Darryn probably didn’t hear about Fight Club *cough*

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    • RinceandGATHERTroops!

      February 28, 2014 at 10:46

      Too soon. Most definitely too soon…

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 10:51

      1. We don’t talk about Fight Club

      Reply

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        February 28, 2014 at 10:55

        You just broke all the rules of something that doesn’t exist!

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in Vegas

          February 28, 2014 at 10:59

          That’s rich coming from someone WHO LET THE REAPERS WIN!!!!!

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 11:12

          Oh Snap! No wait Trevor did!

          Reply

      • Acornbread

        February 28, 2014 at 19:01

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        • Hammersteyn

          March 1, 2014 at 09:45

          ROFL!

          Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 10:52

      2. We don’t talk about Fight Club

      Reply

  2. Tarisma

    February 28, 2014 at 10:34

    All my mmo characters are female

    Reply

    • SheHulkNigri

      February 28, 2014 at 10:37

      So are mine. In fact, the only reason I played Mass Effect with male Shep was because you know, to romance Ashley Williams…

      Reply

      • Tarisma

        February 28, 2014 at 10:37

        Ok to be fair my Female Shep was based on my GF

        Reply

        • Ottokie

          February 28, 2014 at 10:39

          Also a gaming shame of mine you just did there 😛 I always read GF as Guardian Force from FF* instead of Girlfriend XD

          Reply

      • Sageville

        February 28, 2014 at 11:36

        Totally! Although secretly I was hoping to get my alien freaky-deaky on with some blue ladies.

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    • Norm

      February 28, 2014 at 10:47

      Half of mine were.

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    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 10:55

      Same. Can’t play as a guy in MMO’s

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 28, 2014 at 11:01

      I do that half the time I play RPGs. If I’m going to spend hours staring at an ass in 3rd person it may as well be a rounded one.

      Reply

    • Uberutang

      February 28, 2014 at 13:40

      Given the option I always play as a hot female. Else 3rd person view would be pointless?

      Reply

  3. Ottokie

    February 28, 2014 at 10:35

    Im addicted to farming simulators…you can imagine what happened when i saw the new Humble Bundle Weekly sale…

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:39

      I can think of a few words to describe your “feelings” towards it.

      Reply

    • HvR

      February 28, 2014 at 10:47

      Be honest, is it the simulated sheep?

      Reply

      • Ottokie

        February 28, 2014 at 11:25

        Noted: to not post vague posts on LG 😛

        Reply

  4. SheHulkNigri

    February 28, 2014 at 10:35

    My collection of The Sims 2 (and all expansions) + The Sims 3 (and all expansions and most of the stuff packs) provided me with hours of entertainment and funny looks from little girls in store when a burly man stands it the cue with his Katy Perry Sweet Treats box (And ye gods that made me sound like a pedophile. That’s it. No more Sims for me. Ever again!)

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  5. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 28, 2014 at 10:37

    I didn’t hate Duke Nukem Forever. It wasn’t great, but I had fun playing it. Same goes for Dragon Age One-Cave.

    My greatest shame was my massive games backlog & compulsive adding to it, but I actually don’t feel as bad about it as I used too. I’ve cut down drastically on the buying & I’m slowly knocking games off the list.

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    • SheHulkNigri

      February 28, 2014 at 10:39

      Duke Nukem Forever wasn’t all that bad. But they should have called it Duke Nukem Forever Looking for his Balls

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    • Guild

      February 28, 2014 at 10:44

      Mine is similar. I buy games with the intention I will play it but problem is I’m so addicted to FPS multiplayer (Ghosts and BF4) I never get to them.
      So the collection pretty much still stays sealed in its original packing till I get there one day. My long list of unopened games include: Dark Souls, All the batman games, Bioshock infinite, Last of Us, Borderlands 2, Darksiders 2, Tomb Raider, All the dead space games, Max Payne 3, GTA 5 and about 40 others.

      Reply

    • Mossel

      February 28, 2014 at 10:46

      Yes! I also liked Dragon Age One-Cave. Thoroughly enjoyed it actually!

      Reply

      • Ultimo_Cleric N7

        February 28, 2014 at 11:12

        hahah one cave

        Reply

  6. Hammersteyn

    February 28, 2014 at 10:38

    What the hell is wrong with Darryn! Watch the damn movie already! Then again it’s been built up so much that he probably wont enjoy it for what it is.

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  7. HvR

    February 28, 2014 at 10:38

    I’ve reached level 200 on Candy Crush.

    Reply

    • Alex Hicks

      February 28, 2014 at 10:43

      254. But I think Gavin has us well beaten.

      Didn’t spend a cent though.

      Reply

      • HvR

        February 28, 2014 at 10:44

        Me neither and all level reached on the porcelain throne

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        • Alex Hicks

          February 28, 2014 at 10:52

          I occasionally play while the wife is watching some crappy TV cooking show and I’m spending “quality time” with her (by depriving myself of my PC).

          “The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

          Edit: Except that I am a dweeb … And a sucker with no self esteem.

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          • Wraith

            February 28, 2014 at 11:02

            La la lala… 🙂

      • RinceandGATHERTroops!

        February 28, 2014 at 10:47

        And his wife him 0-O

        Reply

  8. Hammersteyn

    February 28, 2014 at 10:38

    I never played Hitman Absolution.

    Reply

    • SheHulkNigri

      February 28, 2014 at 10:41

      I played all of one level, and sold it on Monday for R120.00. That game overwhelmed me no end for some reason.

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 10:52

      WHO ARE YOU???????

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        February 28, 2014 at 11:02

        I am ashamed….

        Reply

  9. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    February 28, 2014 at 10:39

    I’ve never finished Mass Effect 1,2 or 3 and didn’t actually enjoy 1 or 2.

    Reply

    • SheHulkNigri

      February 28, 2014 at 10:42

      We blame the builder who dropped that brick in your pram when you were a baby…

      Reply

    • Alex Hicks

      February 28, 2014 at 10:42

      I haven’t got ME3. I own ME2 but never finished it. And I even sort of enjoyed 1 – but the combat mechanics were really bad.

      It’s like we’re the same … 😉

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        February 28, 2014 at 10:44

        I’m not alone! *starts crying for joy*

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    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 10:52

      *unfriends*

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      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        February 28, 2014 at 10:54

        But Geoff said I’d be safe from judging 🙁

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        • Admiral Chief in Vegas

          February 28, 2014 at 10:56

          Sorry, who are you again?

          Reply

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            February 28, 2014 at 11:05

            :'(

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 28, 2014 at 10:56

          And you believed him? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

          Reply

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            February 28, 2014 at 11:05

            I see where I went wrong there

    • Ultimo_Cleric N7

      February 28, 2014 at 11:12

      You are a great guy. But you are now dead to me.

      Reply

    • Ultimo_Cleric N7

      February 28, 2014 at 11:16

      I have never played a Fallout game…….other than 3 and I stoped after 5 minutes becuase I was bored…..

      Reply

      • General JJ the annihilator

        February 28, 2014 at 11:16

        That hurts my soul.

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        • Ultimo_Cleric N7

          February 28, 2014 at 11:18

          Lets call it even after your Mass Effect comments 🙂

          Reply

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 11:20

            Agreed.

      • Mossel

        February 28, 2014 at 11:18

        Same here dude… I played 3 for probably an hour, then I realised that I need to choose between drinking, studying and gaming and sleeping. Pick two.

        Reply

      • Matewis Jubilai

        February 28, 2014 at 11:53

        Duuuuude! Ok seriously now, forget about 3 (not that it is bad – on the contrary!) and get Fallout 1$2 on steam. Give Fallout 1 a serious go (stick with it for a couple of hours over over 1/2 days). I still think it (or Fallout 2) is the utterly best rpg out there. Fallout 1 in particular has a very mad max esque atmosphere with great music to fit the mood. Also the kill animations are brilliantly done, especially those with a gauss rifle.

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        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 11:54

          I got that special on GOG for free. So great.

          Reply

          • VampyreSquirrel

            February 28, 2014 at 13:41

            Yeah, I got Fallout 1, 2 and Tactics on GoG

      • DieJason

        March 3, 2014 at 10:20

        Played about 90 minutes of Fallout 3, sold it. But now I own Fallout 1+2, Tactics, and 3 GOTY. One day…

        Reply

    • Weanerdog

      February 28, 2014 at 15:42

      I really did not enjoy 2 and never finished it

      Reply

  10. Hammersteyn

    February 28, 2014 at 10:39

    I bought Dead Space 3 for R70 last night.

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    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:40

      It’s actually fun co-op

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        February 28, 2014 at 10:41

        Couch co-op or online co-op?

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 10:44

          Hmmm. I played online (on pc) with a friend.

          Reply

  11. Melasco

    February 28, 2014 at 10:40

    My worst moment was back in the day during a classic 40 man WOW raid in black wing lair. I put my character on follow on another raid member since my wife surprised me with sexy lingerie and I may have been a hardcore raider at some point in my life, but I always did have my priorities straight.

    To my surprise, 20min later, a boss was downed, I was still alive and on follow, and no one said a word, except that the raid leader whispered me a DPS list with a frowning face lol.

    Good times! 🙂

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    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:41

      Haha. Nice.

      Reply

    • Norm

      February 28, 2014 at 10:45

      BRILLIANT!

      Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 10:46

      lol. Epic.

      Reply

    • fred

      February 28, 2014 at 14:35

      Only 20 mins!

      Reply

      • Melasco

        February 28, 2014 at 14:38

        Yup, 20 mins is about right for a quickie isn’t it? 😉

        Reply

  12. General JJ the annihilator

    February 28, 2014 at 10:40

    I BOUGHT SIMCITY!

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 28, 2014 at 10:42

      There’s nothing wrong with SimCity, other than the actual game being crap :/

      Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 10:43

      Simshitty!

      Reply

      • Mossel

        February 28, 2014 at 11:04

        hahaha that word needs to be patented!

        Reply

        • HvR

          February 28, 2014 at 11:05

          King probably already did.

          Reply

    • oVg PAYNE

      February 28, 2014 at 11:03

      bought being past tense lol. I bet you are still paying for it… then EA close the servers.

      Reply

  13. UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

    February 28, 2014 at 10:41

    I bought SimCity and I play it…

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:41

      Join the club. 🙂

      Reply

      • UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

        February 28, 2014 at 10:50

        There is something mesmerizing about just sitting there and building a new city and the music puts me in a trance o.O

        Reply

        • Matewis Jubilai

          February 28, 2014 at 11:54

          That is forgivable, provided you haven’t played Simcity 2000/3/4 🙂

          Reply

          • UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy

            February 28, 2014 at 11:55

            Baaack in the day I played 2000. I think the new one is a nice game in general, but it has some very obvious flaws that EAIDS caused.

  14. Umar Reborn

    February 28, 2014 at 10:41

    I play hentai games

    Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 10:42

      well that escalated quickly….

      Reply

      • Sk3tz0

        February 28, 2014 at 10:44

        oh can i get a link please 😛

        Reply

    • Mossel

      February 28, 2014 at 10:47

      LOL! I have done that too…

      Reply

      • Umar Reborn

        February 28, 2014 at 10:47

        Yes!!! Honesty up in LG!

        Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        February 28, 2014 at 11:13

        oh I played worse… all I will say is has ville in the game name.

        Reply

        • VampyreSquirrel

          February 28, 2014 at 13:42

          lol I know what you’re talking about 😛

          Reply

    • Matewis Jubilai

      February 28, 2014 at 11:07

      hentai game? uhm ok didn’t know that there was such a thing 😛
      Lol, come to think of it, a FTP microtransaction hentai game might have some merit….

      Reply

    • Weanerdog

      February 28, 2014 at 15:43

      I have done that

      Reply

  15. Hammersteyn

    February 28, 2014 at 10:42

    I used microtransactions on Planetside 2 and Warfame :'(

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:42

      Sies

      Reply

    • Tarisma

      February 28, 2014 at 10:47

      have a downvote for that I am shocked

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        February 28, 2014 at 10:48

        I feel like I’m in confession

        Reply

        • HvR

          February 28, 2014 at 10:52

          Buy 3 steam games on sale and say 20 “Hail Gabe’s”

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            February 28, 2014 at 10:52

            LOL!

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 11:00

            How did you know?

        • Sk3tz0

          February 28, 2014 at 10:53

          Haha forgive me father for i have sinned,, since my last confession i’ve download 10 terrabites of copied games, surfed numerous adult orientated websites, played candy crush and bought microtransactions for Marvel Heroes so i could get the skimpy outift for the female characters

          Reply

          • HvR

            February 28, 2014 at 11:00

            FUQ, you got to hell, you go to hell and play mobile Dungeon Keeper.

          • Hammersteyn

            February 28, 2014 at 11:04

            That you Satan??? Just kidding.

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 10:51

      WHAT?????????

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        February 28, 2014 at 10:53

        Needed a decent sniper rifle. TR starts with a semi auto whilst NC starts with a damn bolt action. Hows that fair!

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in Vegas

          February 28, 2014 at 10:53

          WHO ARE YOU MAN???? YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART?

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            February 28, 2014 at 10:56

            It was only one time. Can I at least subscribe to their membership?

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            February 28, 2014 at 10:58

            Actually I’m just jelly, since I would sub if I had proper line at home (300 – 500 PING)

          • Hammersteyn

            February 28, 2014 at 11:09

            Ugh, that’s horrible. You do get free SC every month though

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            February 28, 2014 at 11:09

            Thats nice

    • Mossel

      February 28, 2014 at 10:52

      hahaha! Ohww, you just stepped the line, son.

      Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 10:53

      Say what? 0.o

      Reply

    • Matewis Jubilai

      February 28, 2014 at 11:08

      Don’t blame yourself, blame whatever you were drinking/smoking at the time

      Reply

  16. TiMsTeR1033

    February 28, 2014 at 10:42

    I have never played Mass Effect there!

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:43

      I played ten minutes then quit because the gameplay was too slow for me.

      Reply

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        February 28, 2014 at 10:43

        Wait, so I am not alone?!? There are so many others like me out there who didn’t enjoy it???

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 10:44

          Yes. Welcome brother.

          Reply

          • Ultimo_Cleric N7

            February 28, 2014 at 11:14

            WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!

      • Mossel

        February 28, 2014 at 10:52

        Same with Dead Space for me… I tried enjoying it, but it’s so damned slow.

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 10:54

          I replayed Dead Space
          I still don’t know why.

          Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 28, 2014 at 10:43

      I didn’t know there was a special place you had to play it.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        February 28, 2014 at 10:44

        hahahahaha

        Reply

      • General JJ the annihilator

        February 28, 2014 at 10:44

        LOL

        Reply

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        February 28, 2014 at 10:45

        punctuation is so important in life

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          February 28, 2014 at 10:45

          I know, that is the sad thing.

          Reply

  17. Sentient_Slug

    February 28, 2014 at 10:43

    I like to play battlefield instead of COD sometimes…..

    Reply

  18. Mossel

    February 28, 2014 at 10:44

    I played the shit out off Sims 1. I still remember installing it only to discover that I need DX7 to run it! I rode all the way with my bike to my friends house to go get it so I can play the game!
    EDIT: And by bike I mean bmx.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 10:46

      Same here, too bad the series didn’t evolve much beyond that.

      Reply

  19. Norm

    February 28, 2014 at 10:44

    Never played COD. Have not played Borderlands 2.

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 10:46

      Never played COD ever?

      Reply

      • Norm

        February 28, 2014 at 10:47

        Nope.

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          February 28, 2014 at 10:48

          bloody hell!

          Reply

        • Spathi

          February 28, 2014 at 11:41

          You lucky bastard!

          Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:48

      Wow

      Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 10:52

      How is that possible? (Cod not BL2)

      COD back in the day was almost impossible to not play because it was at every single Lan! (I say almost impossible because the impossible was just proven possible by Norm)

      Reply

      • Norm

        February 28, 2014 at 10:55

        I was a huge Q3 & CS fan.. 😛

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          February 28, 2014 at 10:56

          I know but Q3, CS and COD were like staple lan diets 0.o.

          The big 3 so to speak

          Reply

          • Norm

            February 28, 2014 at 10:58

            Also I didn’t have the chance to go to many LANs back in the day. Guess that is the main reason.

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            February 28, 2014 at 11:04

            Ah I see yes

          • HvR

            February 28, 2014 at 11:07

            My worst Q3 score was -150.

            Had a friend who had the art of rocket blasting you of a platform down to a tee.

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            February 28, 2014 at 11:08

            Eish

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        February 28, 2014 at 11:21

        I’ve only played COD 1. And by 1, I mean the very 1st one. when it was a WW2 MoH clone.

        Reply

    • Mossel

      February 28, 2014 at 10:54

      I’m bored by Borderlands…but it is fun on co-op though.

      Reply

  20. Hammersteyn

    February 28, 2014 at 10:44

    I’ve never finished one Dragon Age or Witcher game. Phew I feel better already.

    Reply

    • Alex Hicks

      February 28, 2014 at 10:56

      Not even Witcher 2?

      FOR SHAME!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        February 28, 2014 at 11:09

        I will finish number three though. Promise

        Reply

  21. TiMsTeR1033

    February 28, 2014 at 10:44

    I made toilets outside in sims games!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 10:46

      hahahaha

      Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:48

      That’s hilarious.

      Reply

    • Matewis Jubilai

      February 28, 2014 at 11:10

      In the first sim game there were these two female roommates and I wanted my character to pursue a relationship with one of them. So I selected the two, started a new game with them, bought an empty piece of land for them to live in. All I gave them was a single table in the middle of the veld with a telephone on it. That way I could at least call them and arrange a date.

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        February 28, 2014 at 11:12

        hahaha! priceless

        Reply

  22. Hillbilly gamer

    February 28, 2014 at 10:44

    I replayed Fallout 3, 7 times.

    Reply

    • HvR

      February 28, 2014 at 10:45

      That is a badge of honour not shame. try again

      Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:45

      Wow. I did Fallout NV four times and Fallout 3 three times.

      Reply

      • Mossel

        February 28, 2014 at 10:55

        Seriously where do you guys get the time?!

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 10:58

          Who needs sleep?

          Reply

          • VampyreSquirrel

            February 28, 2014 at 14:31

            Sleep when you’re dead?

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 16:12

            Exactly.

    • Matewis Jubilai

      February 28, 2014 at 11:11

      No shame in that 🙂 unless you’ve never played the originals that is (Fallout 1&2 I mean)

      Reply

  23. Sk3tz0

    February 28, 2014 at 10:45

    I play… Street Cleaner Simulator and Tour de france Manager 😛 haha no fuck i play Sims.. and I love it

    Reply

  24. VampyreSquirrel

    February 28, 2014 at 10:45

    I’ve never played Dead Space, Mass Effect 3, Half Life 2 (How’d you know Geoff?). I once owned every Sims game, and expansion, ever released (Sims, Sims 2 and Sims 3 included in this). I have around 30 Xbox 360 games I’ve never finished. And lastly, I totally suck at pew pew games.

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    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:47

      I have also owned a few Sims. Shame on you for HL2.
      AND. Sounds to me like if we challenged each other in a fps mp we’d play for an hour not kill each other once. I too, am terrible at them.

      Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 10:48

      you not that bad at pew pew games.

      Reply

  25. RinceandGATHERTroops!

    February 28, 2014 at 10:47

    I always hated Sonic 0-O

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 10:47

      Thats gone too far!

      Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:47

      *swallows hard*

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        February 28, 2014 at 10:48

        remember to spit!

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 10:49

          Urgh

          Reply

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            February 28, 2014 at 10:50

            spit! Not let it dribble all over man!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            February 28, 2014 at 10:51

            >_< the images burns my brain!

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 10:53

            This Friday is becoming way too colourful for me.

        • HvR

          February 28, 2014 at 10:58

          Especially since it is Rooibos

          Reply

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 10:59

            I think I just dry-heaved.

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 10:49

      Wow!

      Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 10:49

      Ok now you’ve gone too far man. You just got personal!

      Reply

      • RinceandGATHERTroops!

        February 28, 2014 at 10:51

        Bring it INTERNET!

        Reply

    • oVg PAYNE

      February 28, 2014 at 11:02

      FUCK SONIC

      Reply

  26. Mossel

    February 28, 2014 at 10:47

    I liked Call of Duty up until Ghosts.

    Reply

  27. RinceandGATHERTroops!

    February 28, 2014 at 10:47

    I got bored of Dishonoured…

    Reply

    • Mossel

      February 28, 2014 at 10:56

      I did tend to drag on.

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 10:56

      I finished it, but only once 🙁

      Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:58

      Bought it three months ago. Haven’t touched it.

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        February 28, 2014 at 11:00

        *shakes head*

        Reply

  28. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    February 28, 2014 at 10:48

    Ok so my most shameful moment was just a few short weeks back.

    Bought Descent1 on steam (That’s epic, not shameful) and loaded the DXX-Rebirth mod on to play online.

    Opened up, found a open game and entered.

    First player I come across I start shooting the crap out of. Feeling epic.

    He texts me that it’s not anarchy mode but co-op.

    I didn’t know how to text back as i hadn’t checked the key-binding for it. I simply quit the match in embarrassment.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 10:49

      EPIC!!!

      Reply

  29. Admiral Chief in Vegas

    February 28, 2014 at 10:48

    Mass Effect 1 – 7 times
    Mass Effect 2 – 13 times
    Mass Effect 3 – 4 times

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:50

      O_O
      Wow. Makes my Skyrim and Half Life 2 replays look like jokes.

      Reply

      • A 2 Cthulhu?

        February 28, 2014 at 12:52

        You replied Skyrim, but why……

        Reply

    • Kromas

      February 28, 2014 at 11:04

      Why so little play time?

      Reply

      • General JJ the annihilator

        February 28, 2014 at 11:06

        lol

        Reply

        • Kromas

          February 28, 2014 at 11:07

          Well I will forgive him if he has read all the comics and books and also owns the Anime.

          Reply

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 11:08

            I didn’t even know those existed.

          • Kromas

            February 28, 2014 at 11:12

            7 Comics 5 books and an Anime.

      • Admiral Chief in Vegas

        February 28, 2014 at 11:08

        No MP 🙁

        Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 11:11

      13 times! woah! you must REALLY love Mass effect 2

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 11:21

      Mortal Kombat 1 – 9……….. I forgot.

      Reply

  30. Admiral Chief in Vegas

    February 28, 2014 at 10:48

    My gaming shame? Used to be a filthy pirateses

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 10:49

      So was I.

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        February 28, 2014 at 10:50

        I was a bad pirate..

        Reply

        • Mossel

          February 28, 2014 at 10:57

          I was a good pirate! 😉

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            February 28, 2014 at 11:00

            LOL hows that possible, did you share your plunder?

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            February 28, 2014 at 11:01

            Arrrrrrrrrrrrr

          • Mossel

            February 28, 2014 at 11:02

            LOL no I was just good at pirating! haha!

          • TiMsTeR1033

            February 28, 2014 at 11:05

            So was I, so good I was bad!

    • VampyreSquirrel

      February 28, 2014 at 10:54

      You’re definitely not alone on that one.

      Reply

  31. Mossel

    February 28, 2014 at 10:49

    I got into the Witcher because I heard they have nudity and sex scenes…

    Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      February 28, 2014 at 10:55

      I replayed the game 3 times to just make sure I got all the cards 😛

      Reply

  32. TiMsTeR1033

    February 28, 2014 at 10:49

    I got addicted to Angry birds for 2 months.

    Reply

  33. Alex Hicks

    February 28, 2014 at 10:50

    My biggest shame? Probably that I bought “Death Gate Cycle” back in 1990-something for half my annual earnings (I was late teens and had no other expenses). Finished it in a few hours and cried over how unlike the books it was and how easy it was, but mostly over how much I spent for absolutely no enjoyment whatsoever.

    Reply

  34. Tidycpc

    February 28, 2014 at 10:50

    Never played half life 2

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 10:55

      O_O

      Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 10:55

      To repeat what the great Admiral has expressed… O_O

      Reply

    • HvR

      February 28, 2014 at 10:58

      Dude certain things you just do not confess too. Beastality, incest and not playing HF2

      Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 10:58

      you owe it to yourself to play it.

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 11:20

      I can only guess that you aren’t even 25 yet. I mean no offense it’s just that some of us was that age when it came out.

      Reply

      • Mossel

        February 28, 2014 at 11:47

        HEY! What’s that supposed to mean? Also, I’m not 25 and I also haven’t played HL2…ok I get your point. lol. Have been meaning to buy it, waiting for the next orange box sale!

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 11:47

          Do it. I’ll be watching your movements during the next Steam sale.

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 11:50

          Played orange box on the PS3. Plus it was the first time i played HL2 and it had all the episodes and Portal. didn’t have internet for TF2 back then.

          Reply

      • Tidycpc

        February 28, 2014 at 12:23

        Actually 29….Just never gotten around to playing it. Everytime time i try to get it on rental there is a newer game available that i want…but it is on my to do list

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 12:35

          Yeah I was just guessing.

          Reply

      • VampyreSquirrel

        February 28, 2014 at 14:34

        I’m 29.75 years old and haven’t played it.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 15:03

          So three months till birthday?

          Reply

          • VampyreSquirrel

            February 28, 2014 at 15:13

            Give or take a few days… I’m not going to exact decimal points

  35. TiMsTeR1033

    February 28, 2014 at 10:50

    I asked my granmother to buy me Gta 3 for ps2 and was under 18..

    Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      February 28, 2014 at 10:59

      Dude, I got my dad to buy me Duke Nukem 3D (with my cash) just after release… I was 12!

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in Vegas

        February 28, 2014 at 11:00

        Heh, got my mom to buy it when I was the same age….how old are you?

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 11:03

          Sies. You can’t ask a lady her age.

          Reply

        • VampyreSquirrel

          February 28, 2014 at 11:08

          Turn 30 in June

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            February 28, 2014 at 11:09

            I must remind must to get you a giant nut and put a ribbon on it.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            February 28, 2014 at 11:09

            note to self learn to spell today

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            February 28, 2014 at 11:09

            Turned 30 on 1 Feb

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 11:11

            You guys beat me by a year.

          • Kromas

            February 28, 2014 at 11:11

            SHHHHHHH … don’t let people know that we exist (30+ gamers). It would be quite a SCANDAL!

          • Matewis Jubilai

            February 28, 2014 at 11:58

            I intend to be a 80+ gamer one day… I look forward to getting absent minded in my old age and a bit forgetful. I can think of a couple of games that would be awesome to play again for the ‘first’ time.

            PS : Altzeimers is no joke though – its awful (at least for the people around the victim)

          • VampyreSquirrel

            February 28, 2014 at 13:47

            At least you’ll be able to replay games over and over again… that’s a win!

      • TiMsTeR1033

        February 28, 2014 at 11:03

        Dude I was playing Duke Nukem 3D when I was like 10 hahaha wait I couldnt of been 10 shit, damnit I suck!

        Reply

        • TiMsTeR1033

          February 28, 2014 at 11:04

          Nevermind I can’t remember but I was young

          Reply

  36. oVg PAYNE

    February 28, 2014 at 10:50

    Finishing FFX-2 knowing it was milked and had a DLC ending. 🙁
    But no Vanille 🙂

    Reply

    • RinceandGATHERTroops!

      February 28, 2014 at 10:51

      SHAME!

      Reply

      • oVg PAYNE

        February 28, 2014 at 10:52

        Lightnings sister is still hot but the oversized boyfriend SNOW is just wrong.

        Reply

        • RinceandGATHERTroops!

          February 28, 2014 at 10:56

          That’s just wrong 0-O

          Reply

  37. DriveMagazine

    February 28, 2014 at 10:51

    I own every Gran Turismo game since 2, even though I can’t stand the fake physics and non existent damage. Hell, I originally bought my PS3 purely for the sake of GT and nothing else.

    Also, I still haven’t found a single FPS not one that even comes close to matching the pace of Quake.

    Reply

  38. General JJ the annihilator

    February 28, 2014 at 10:51

    First time I ever played BF3 I entered a game where someone was cheating and each shot, no matter where he’s standing, kills you.
    I quit and didn’t play it again for seven months.

    Reply

  39. TiMsTeR1033

    February 28, 2014 at 10:51

    I have max payne 3 but never bothered to finish it.

    Reply

    • Alex Hicks

      February 28, 2014 at 10:54

      Me too. High five!

      Just wasn’t Max Payne was it?

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 10:54

      Same here, was boring.

      Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      February 28, 2014 at 13:48

      I don’t have Max Payne 3 and haven’t played it lol.

      Reply

  40. Mark Vincer

    February 28, 2014 at 10:53

    I used an R4 card on my DS.

    Reply

  41. Mossel

    February 28, 2014 at 10:53

    I don’t like games without achievements…
    (Not always, just I tend to play the ones with achievements first)

    Reply

    • HvR

      February 28, 2014 at 10:56

      I hate achievements, makes me do things I do not want too.

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 10:57

      Amen

      Reply

      • Mossel

        February 28, 2014 at 11:13

        I especially like it when it is something like: Defeat the horrible beast with a pocket knife on Eat-shit-and-die difficulty.

        Reply

        • Norm

          February 28, 2014 at 11:14

          “Defeat the horrible beast with a pocket knife on Eat-shit-and-die difficulty.”

          CLASSIC!

          Reply

        • Admiral Chief in Vegas

          February 28, 2014 at 11:51

          Those are the best!

          Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      February 28, 2014 at 13:49

      I agree with you here… I’m an achievement whore.

      Reply

  42. CrasH

    February 28, 2014 at 10:54

    I hate Blizzard because of diablo 3 (disapointment 3) and have sworn off giving them any of my cash again, especially selling out to activision, but secretly I want the expansion but am fighting myself on princaples whether to buy it or not… its an on going struggle.

    Also, when playing MMO’s or RPG’s or any game with skill points… i am that guy that you dont know whether to ask with or not to a LAN session as it takes me extremely long to assign points (used to D2 where points were permanent) and thus a game takes much longer as i am in the skill tree most of the time still deciding what might be the best build.

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 28, 2014 at 10:59

      I own zero Activision or Blizzard games from the last 10 years or so. Only have a few old Activision ones on gog.

      Reply

    • Matewis Jubilai

      February 28, 2014 at 11:23

      There is still some hope in Starcraft though. Wings of liberty is an exceedingly polished RTS game and a love letter to the fans of the original – which is quite rare these days. D3 though? there they spat in the faces of their loyal D2 fanbase 🙁

      Reply

      • General JJ the annihilator

        February 28, 2014 at 11:30

        StarCraft 2 is one of four games outside my Steam Library that play often.

        Reply

        • Matewis Jubilai

          February 28, 2014 at 12:10

          Lately I’ve been spending more time on gog than steam. Great old games, and awesome forum threads full of well behaved people, which is nice 😛

          Reply

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 12:12

            Totally agree on the forum threads.

  43. General JJ the annihilator

    February 28, 2014 at 10:54

    I bought a humble bundle a few months ago and played one of the games for ten minutes.

    Reply

  44. TiMsTeR1033

    February 28, 2014 at 10:55

    In Halo Reach I went on a killing spree of whiny little kid and tea bagged him so much he began to cry.

    Reply

    • Norm

      February 28, 2014 at 10:56

      Bwahaha

      Reply

    • Mossel

      February 28, 2014 at 11:00

      hahaha!! Achievement unlocked?

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 28, 2014 at 11:15

      I did that to a sniper the other night in Loadout. Got to a point where as soon as he saw me he tried to run away. I hate snipers.

      Reply

  45. RinceandGATHERTroops!

    February 28, 2014 at 10:56

    I didn’t really like FF9…

    Reply

    • Ektso Gedinkja

      February 28, 2014 at 10:56

      but but why 🙁

      Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 10:59

      I don’t like you now..

      Reply

    • Kromas

      February 28, 2014 at 11:02

      I didn’t really like FF7…

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        February 28, 2014 at 11:05

        WHAT!! woah that cut Umar deep lol

        Reply

        • Kromas

          February 28, 2014 at 11:06

          Yeah I probably am the only one who enjoyed 8 more than 7. then again I am playing the MMO so that makes up for it … right?

          Reply

      • CrasH

        February 28, 2014 at 11:08

        oO

        Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 28, 2014 at 11:04

      But you do like Vanille right? *run*

      Reply

  46. General JJ the annihilator

    February 28, 2014 at 10:57

    I can’t get myself to do bad things in games. I can’t kill innocent characters and when I do by accident I feel really bad about it.

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 28, 2014 at 11:03

      lol me too.

      Reply

  47. Craig "Crios" Boonzaier

    February 28, 2014 at 10:58

    I play COD: Ghost, and I like it.

    Reply

  48. CrasH

    February 28, 2014 at 10:58

    I back seat game… when someone else is playing when am too lazy to start up a game.

    My wife hates it.

    Reply

  49. Hondsepop

    February 28, 2014 at 11:02

    Played Last of Us x 3, only because I think Ellie is cute.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 11:02

      That’s not shameful at all

      Reply

    • oVg PAYNE

      February 28, 2014 at 11:04

      Ellen page drinks from the furry fountain 😛

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in Vegas

        February 28, 2014 at 11:05

        loooooooooooooool

        Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        February 28, 2014 at 11:05

        Does that make her less or more hot. Scratch that, she looks like 15 year old boy.

        Reply

        • oVg PAYNE

          February 28, 2014 at 11:07

          EVEN MORE HOT 😛

          Reply

          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            February 28, 2014 at 11:09

            Wait, you find it hot that she looks like a 15 year old boy? So that’s why you had no problem with the gif I posted earlier O_o

          • oVg PAYNE

            February 28, 2014 at 11:11

          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            February 28, 2014 at 11:22

            In my defense, I didn’t see the picture of the priest and only the words “EVEN MORE HOT”

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 28, 2014 at 11:24

            Does that make a difference?

          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            February 28, 2014 at 11:25

            Yes, because with the picture it is a sarcastic remark… Without it, it’s a statement

          • oVg PAYNE

            February 28, 2014 at 11:45

            😛

    • Hondsepop

      February 28, 2014 at 11:08

      She’s got skew eyes. Thinks that’s what makes her so attractive.

      Reply

  50. Kromas

    February 28, 2014 at 11:02

    I found mario to be sub standard to wonder boy.

    Reply

  51. Matewis Jubilai

    February 28, 2014 at 11:03

    I own Mass Effect 1 & 2 but have never installed them/played them…. Atleast I managed last night to beat Master of Magic on hard (insecticide) with Merlin and the high men. Which is nice 😛

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 11:04

      O_O

      Reply

    • Kromas

      February 28, 2014 at 11:05

      I really want to slap you for some obscure reason. 😛

      Reply

      • Matewis Jubilai

        February 28, 2014 at 11:17

        Well at least I can’t take all of the blame – haven’t had uncapped in a while 😛 But Imma gonna fix that good! Also, screw Telkom!

        Reply

        • Kromas

          February 28, 2014 at 11:17

          Fixed wireless is the way to go. If you can afford it that is.

          Reply

          • Matewis Jubilai

            February 28, 2014 at 11:36

            such as? (who’s the isp?) At the moment I’m planning to get 2mbps adsl though imaginet

          • Kromas

            February 28, 2014 at 11:38

            I use comtel communication. They are rather excelent and I get a ping of 9ms to mweb BF servers. However I use their uncapped unshaped package at about R2500 a month for a 4 meg. They have an uncapped 4meg for R900 also I think.

          • Matewis Jubilai

            February 28, 2014 at 12:00

            Perhaps your awesome ping has something to do with it being unshaped, not that it is supposed to though. But yeah, you still have to pay quite a bit for unshaped these days. Thanks for the info! I’ll look them up 🙂

  52. General JJ the annihilator

    February 28, 2014 at 11:05

    I play a game of Total Annihilation at least once every two months. And have since I bought the game when it came out.

    Reply

    • El Capitan del Blade

      February 28, 2014 at 11:08

      That’s not really a shame, It revolutionised RTS economies…. And Is still Damn Good (I just recently got the GOG version….

      Reply

      • General JJ the annihilator

        February 28, 2014 at 11:10

        And I enjoy it more than I do Planetary Annihilation and Supreme Commander. Such a damn great game.

        Reply

        • El Capitan del Blade

          February 28, 2014 at 11:11

          Yeah, Supreme Commander was just TOO big, the Missions had too many phases, the maps were enormous. It was too much…. And So SLOW… TA is still a relatively fast paced RTS…

          Reply

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 11:13

            Man. We LAN’ed SC quite a few times but that game gets SOO slow. Pisses me off to no end. But most people I know won’t LAN TA with me because it’s “too old”.

  53. TiMsTeR1033

    February 28, 2014 at 11:07

    I got a horror I am too ashamed to admit here!

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 11:08

      I’m sure we each have one that we don’t want to share.

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        February 28, 2014 at 11:10

        Mine is playing a very very naughty game at a friends house when I was young. lol

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 11:11

          So did I

          Reply

        • Norm

          February 28, 2014 at 11:11

          I played Leisure Suit Larry: In the land of the lounge lizards when I was young.

          Reply

        • Matewis Jubilai

          February 28, 2014 at 11:18

          I almost had the chance. Our neighbour when I was little was a computer expert and loaded a games folder onto my 486. I noticed a folder ‘Larry’ in it, but when I got my pc home it saw that after he had copied the folder he deleted the ‘Larry’ folder 🙁

          Reply

  54. TiMsTeR1033

    February 28, 2014 at 11:08

    I played leisure suit larry love for sail just for the chance to see the girls nude! lol

    Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      February 28, 2014 at 11:12

      I played all the leisure suit larry games… from the first one… I finished the first one before my brother could, on a 286.

      Reply

      • Kromas

        February 28, 2014 at 11:14

        I still remember the age verification system on Land of the lounge lizards. “Are you over 21 years old?” hahahaha … then they asked an obscure bush Sr. question that m,y dad answered for me (he still has no idea why I was interested in the topic)

        Reply

        • Norm

          February 28, 2014 at 11:16

          I just kept guessing the answers lol

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            February 28, 2014 at 11:18

            What is the clitoris? Answer: A monster! try again An animal!

            something like that?

          • Norm

            February 28, 2014 at 11:20

            “uummm… a type of bush?”

          • TiMsTeR1033

            February 28, 2014 at 11:20

            George W bush!

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 11:21

            You guys clearly have no idea what’s going on. It’s a type of rubix cube.

          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            February 28, 2014 at 11:20

            A dinosuar? 😀

          • Norm

            February 28, 2014 at 11:24

            “Is it a game like Where’s Wally?”

        • VampyreSquirrel

          February 28, 2014 at 11:19

          There was a key combination to get past that 😛

          Reply

    • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

      February 28, 2014 at 11:15

      Who hasn’t?

      Reply

      • TiMsTeR1033

        February 28, 2014 at 11:16

        I played a game well more like a simulator that I doubt hardly anyone here has played and that thing is nasty!

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          February 28, 2014 at 11:17

          ????

          Reply

          • TiMsTeR1033

            February 28, 2014 at 11:18

            Dude my friend how had the game was quite into pron thats all I am gonna say.

        • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

          February 28, 2014 at 11:18

          Raplay?

          Reply

        • Weanerdog

          February 28, 2014 at 15:52

          I raise you “virtual vixens”

          Reply

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        February 28, 2014 at 11:16

        Yeah with you on this. I don’t think any one as a young lad didn’t.

        Lol. As if those questions were able to stop us loading up the game.

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 11:19

      Been there.

      Reply

  55. Alien Emperor Trevor

    February 28, 2014 at 11:08

    I don’t really like exploration/collection type things in games. I need a point to playing the game in order to carry on. I stopped playing Skyrim as soon as I ran out of quest lines, which I delayed for as long as possible. Also stop collecting things in games as soon as you don’t get a character benefit from it.

    Reply

  56. Sk3tz0

    February 28, 2014 at 11:09

    Hello My name is Sk3tz0… and I never finish a game and normally end up looking for cheats after 5min of gameplay.. hahahhahaha

    Reply

  57. El Capitan del Blade

    February 28, 2014 at 11:09

    So…. I’ve never finished a single Zelda game… not even Ocarina of time…

    Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 28, 2014 at 11:11

      What’s Zelda? O_o

      Reply

      • El Capitan del Blade

        February 28, 2014 at 11:13

        stahp trollin’ Trevor

        Everyone has at least heard of Legend OF Zelda

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 28, 2014 at 11:51

          Only half trolling heh. I’ve never played or even seen a Zelda game, unless seeing the box in a shop counts.

          Reply

          • El Capitan del Blade

            February 28, 2014 at 11:54

            Totally counts. you therefor know they exist!

      • General JJ the annihilator

        February 28, 2014 at 11:14

        Same here dude. Never played one. Ever. Only know what it is because people talk about it.

        Reply

    • Matewis Jubilai

      February 28, 2014 at 11:20

      Don’t worry dude you are not alone. I’ve been thinking for a while now that I should get a 3DS to catch up on some of these classic titles. Also, chronotrigger (at least I’ve given that some hours on an emulator)

      Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 11:21

      You are not alone man

      Reply

  58. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    February 28, 2014 at 11:10

    Mine is Bionic Commando…..the latest one…..loved it

    Reply

  59. Norm

    February 28, 2014 at 11:10

    I really enjoyed Gears of War 1 & Gears of War 2.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 11:11

      I loved GoW1….on PC

      Reply

  60. VampyreSquirrel

    February 28, 2014 at 11:11

    The first game I ever pirated was Kings Quest (yes the first one).

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 11:12

      I think my first one was Stunts 3D

      Reply

      • Mossel

        February 28, 2014 at 11:36

        O_O Stunts!
        OMW dude you just hit me with crazy nostalgia! I played that game so much! Spent hours building the perfect track and then testing it out!
        EDIT: Funny enough I became a civil engineer…building roads! hahaha

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 11:51

          LOL So wheres the loops on the N1?

          Reply

          • Mossel

            February 28, 2014 at 11:55

            LOL council is not buying it. Been pitching that idea for years! Also, I’m in the progress of eliminating bridges for good and replace it with…wait for it…ramps. IKR?!

          • Hammersteyn

            February 28, 2014 at 12:09

            Probably old toppies running the council 🙁

      • Gobz

        February 28, 2014 at 11:40

        Oh man I miss that game.
        Do the loop, do the loop! Fell off the loop.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 11:50

          Hahaha

          Reply

  61. Norm

    February 28, 2014 at 11:13

    Also, if I had an ADSL connection & the money, I would still be playing World of Warcraft.

    Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      February 28, 2014 at 13:53

      My game time ran out 6 days ago 😛

      Reply

  62. Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

    February 28, 2014 at 11:13

    I honestly don’t get the hype behind Mass Effect

    Reply

  63. Gavin Mannion

    February 28, 2014 at 11:14

    1. Candy Crush
    2. Call of Duty
    3. Dead or Alive…

    Reply

    • Sk3tz0

      February 28, 2014 at 11:14

      Dead or alive rox i love that franchise

      Reply

      • Gavin Mannion

        February 28, 2014 at 11:25

        It’s easily my favourite fighting title

        Reply

        • Sk3tz0

          February 28, 2014 at 11:30

          Another Favourite is Bloody Roar 2.. or as the title screen use to announce it.. Broody Roar Tu

          Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 11:15

      I enjoyed the Physics on Dead or alive very much..

      Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 11:15

      Saw Candy Crush last night for the first time ever.

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 11:16

      That’s it, let it all out.

      Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      February 28, 2014 at 11:18

      *sigh* Dead or Alive… fun times… lol

      Reply

  64. Sk3tz0

    February 28, 2014 at 11:14

    I downlaod the wonderfully free playstation plus games and never play them.. 😛

    Reply

  65. Mossel

    February 28, 2014 at 11:14

    Wow guys this was revitalising. Good talk. Feel like I can breath again.

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 11:14

      Me too.

      Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 11:15

      Same here hey

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 11:15

      I feel cleansed.

      Reply

      • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

        February 28, 2014 at 11:16

        I can fix that for you… Now where did I put that link…

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 11:17

          No thanks!

          Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          February 28, 2014 at 11:20

          It’s ok. Don’t worry. Put it away!!

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 11:32

          LOL nope

          Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 11:21

      Glad you can let your secret out

      Reply

  66. Warren Ross

    February 28, 2014 at 11:14

    Geoff, considering you like wrestling games, did you ever play the Def Jam series? Those were pretty good, especially the second one.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 11:15

      This! A million times! Learning curve was hard but once you got into it!

      Reply

    • Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      February 28, 2014 at 12:00

      Yes! dug em..and then they turned to shit when Kudo Tsunoda got hold of em.

      Reply

  67. Hammersteyn

    February 28, 2014 at 11:14

    I couldn’t finish Castlevania Lords of Shadows because of backlog and I ended up watching all the cut-scenes on Youtube just to see how the game ends.

    Reply

  68. SL3DGE

    February 28, 2014 at 11:15

    I quit Demon’s Souls every time I died so I wouldn’t lose my precious souls…

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 11:17

      Hahahahaha, I used to farm for hours just to level up.

      Reply

      • SL3DGE

        February 28, 2014 at 11:17

        I spent more time on the game Wiki than actually playing it!

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 11:19

          I watched Youtube videos in regards to certain boss battles.

          Reply

  69. Sk3tz0

    February 28, 2014 at 11:16

    I think Dark Souls a lame game and that the coming sequel will suck lol

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 11:18

      The problem is the game has a very steep learning curve. But once your into it, it’s awesome.

      Reply

      • SL3DGE

        February 28, 2014 at 11:22

        No other game gives you the same sense gratification after getting through a section or finally beating a boss.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 11:23

          Agreed, finishing the game gives the most gratification than any other game I have ever played

          Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 11:18

      trolling are we?

      Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 11:19

      Ouch….

      Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 11:19

      Haven’t played it and so far have not been tickled enough by it to consider it.

      Reply

      • Mossel

        February 28, 2014 at 11:21

        Same here. I am actually put off by the horrible graphics. Trying to get a good mod for that.

        Reply

    • fred

      February 28, 2014 at 14:38

      You simply did not give it enough time i presume , I also thought it was lame the first 2 hours.

      Reply

      • ToshZA

        February 28, 2014 at 19:44

        I’ve put 30 hours into it and I still think it sucks.

        Reply

  70. fs_alexania

    February 28, 2014 at 11:23

    I spent money and bought both Spore and Simcity (and played for like a day or two).
    I prefer Dragon Age 2 over 1…
    I played the crap out of a text mud for years.
    Ive found it completely impossible to get into the Witcher 1 and 2, even though on paper they’re exactly my type of games.

    Reply

    • Sk3tz0

      February 28, 2014 at 11:24

      I loved spore.. to be honest I’ve enjoyed most of Maxi’s Games

      Reply

  71. Laby

    February 28, 2014 at 11:23

    A game I used to love playing as a kid was powerpuff girls on my ps1 hahaha those were fun times.

    Reply

  72. Hammersteyn

    February 28, 2014 at 11:24

    Geoof must be enjoying this. We heard from him and Gavin. What about Darryn and Zoe?

    Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 11:24

      Yeah I wonder about that too

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 28, 2014 at 11:25

      Darryn likes Spider-Man games more than Batman ones & Zoe gets paid A LOT to say she likes indies.

      Reply

      • General JJ the annihilator

        February 28, 2014 at 11:26

        Zoe…

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 11:30

          hehehe

          Reply

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        February 28, 2014 at 11:26

        Wouldn’t that be a scandal and a half hey!?

        Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        February 28, 2014 at 11:30

        LOL

        Reply

      • Her Highness the Hipster

        February 28, 2014 at 11:31

        LOL! i commented. includes some half life 😛

        Reply

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      February 28, 2014 at 11:31

      macs can’t play games #trolololol

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        February 28, 2014 at 11:32

        It’s not trolling if it’s true.

        Reply

  73. General JJ the annihilator

    February 28, 2014 at 11:25

    Please don’t kill me…
    I didn’t like any of the Dragon Age games.

    Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 11:25

      Why would that be weird? Neither do I.

      On a semi related note I never enjoyed Neverwinter games…..

      Reply

      • General JJ the annihilator

        February 28, 2014 at 11:26

        Really? But everyone goes aap-kak about it.

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          February 28, 2014 at 11:27

          DA was just…. meh. Also. Lulz at aap-kak

          Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 28, 2014 at 11:27

          I liked 2. 1 wasn’t that great, although the last expansion pack was pretty cool.

          Reply

      • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

        February 28, 2014 at 11:28

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          February 28, 2014 at 11:28

          Bwhahahaha

          Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 11:25

      Neither did I.

      Reply

    • El Capitan del Blade

      February 28, 2014 at 12:05

      I tried Origins, got 5 hours In and realised… This is sooo bland, It’s like bioware lost their touch in crafting Fantasy RPGs… Then I played The Witcher, and got a raging fantasy boner….

      Reply

    • Matewis Jubilai

      February 28, 2014 at 12:08

      I’ve not played any of the dragon age games 😛 I decided I first want to finish all of the infinity engine games : BG1&2, Planescape Torment, Icewind Dale 1&2. Only have BG2 and Icewind Dale 2 left to go…

      Reply

  74. Her Highness the Hipster

    February 28, 2014 at 11:27

    I’m only playing Mass Effect now. Oh, and i loved playing Playboy the Mansion on PS2. And i’ve never played Half Life.

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 11:27

      Time to get Half Life then, I’d say. Get the orange box on the next Steam sale sommer.

      Reply

      • Her Highness the Hipster

        February 28, 2014 at 11:27

        mac version?

        Reply

      • El Capitan del Blade

        February 28, 2014 at 11:57

        You can probably pick up Orange Box at your Local BT games for a hundred Randelas
        (Mine still carries Stock)
        Cheaper than Steam, atm… And obviously comes with steam key, because valve.

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 11:58

          Kewl. There you go Zoe. Get it!

          Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      February 28, 2014 at 11:28

      I was gonna go *GASP* and then I remember you don’t play FPS because of nausea

      Reply

      • RedRover

        February 28, 2014 at 11:41

        Nausea in FPS is usually caused by playing with the incorrect FOV based on your distance from the monitor. Your brain struggles to deal with the situation. Its like people who get car sick when reading. Your senses tell you that you are moving but your eyes you that you are stationary. Usually increasing the FOV solves the problem.

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 11:42

          Well, not in everyone’s case. It has a lot to do with the game itself also. I get the same thing, but only from a few games with very specific graphics and camera motions.

          Reply

    • SheHulkNigri

      February 28, 2014 at 11:37

      I get the idea you and I were the only ones to play Playboy the Mansion…

      Reply

      • Her Highness the Hipster

        February 28, 2014 at 11:48

        i got to be amazing at it. i loved it way too much

        Reply

      • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

        February 28, 2014 at 12:00

        I also played it

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 12:03

          Why am I not surprised 😉

          Reply

          • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

            February 28, 2014 at 12:09

            Now I have this song stuck in my head..
            Prince Charming – Playboy Mansion

      • VampyreSquirrel

        February 28, 2014 at 13:57

        Nope, not just you two (three including @Unavengedavo:disqus )

        Reply

    • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

      February 28, 2014 at 11:40

      If you haven’t played Half-Life because of the nausea, but can stand Half-Life 2… Then I would recommend that you try out http://www.blackmesasource.com/

      Reply

    • Matewis Jubilai

      February 28, 2014 at 12:03

      You’ve…never…played…half life?
      That needs fixing… 😛

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 12:07

      NO HL???????

      *unfriends Zoe*

      Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      February 28, 2014 at 13:56

      Playboy the Mansion kept me busy for a lot longer than it should have…

      Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      February 28, 2014 at 14:35

      You were “only playing mass effect now.” a month ago, how are you still “only playing mass effect now.”?

      Reply

      • Her Highness the Hipster

        February 28, 2014 at 14:38

        finished the first one, playing the second one. had to stop so i could play review games.

        Reply

        • Matthew Holliday

          February 28, 2014 at 14:40

          ah k, you finished the first one, thats all that matters.

          Reply

  75. TiMsTeR1033

    February 28, 2014 at 11:29

    I will share my shame… Don’t judge me I was young and naive, but as a teenager I played the game 3d Sex villa at a friends house and enjoyed it too much for my own good at the time..

    Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      February 28, 2014 at 13:58

      There’s a sequel to that game lol

      Reply

  76. HighlanderZA

    February 28, 2014 at 11:34

    Must be Diablo 3

    Reply

  77. boondocksaint87

    February 28, 2014 at 11:34

    Between Darryn’s new pointing profile pic, and the fact that he has not Watched Fight Club, I cannot take anything his says seriously anymore!

    So my confession : I’m Colin, and I don’t like Mass Effect or Borderlands, and I too enjoy WWE games 🙁

    Reply

    • boondocksaint87

      February 28, 2014 at 11:39

      Should probably add my 400 hours of Diablo 3 as well

      Reply

    • Sk3tz0

      February 28, 2014 at 11:47

      I think the WWE games are fun.

      Reply

  78. General JJ the annihilator

    February 28, 2014 at 11:36

    If a game isn’t available on Steam there’s a fairly large chance that I won’t buy it.

    Reply

    • Gobz

      February 28, 2014 at 11:54

      Ah yeah, I forgot this one :/ This has become my habit of late as well.

      Reply

  79. Sk3tz0

    February 28, 2014 at 11:37

    I play Football Manager Games and I enjoy them

    Reply

  80. Sageville

    February 28, 2014 at 11:38

    My Shame: I bought Aliens: Colonial Marines Collectors Edition….. just for the figurine.

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 11:38

      Wow dude. You just put us all to shame with our petty shames.

      Reply

    • ToshZA

      February 28, 2014 at 19:42

      Yeah I know someone who did that as well.

      Say, did you live in George, but recently move to JHB?

      Reply

      • Sageville

        March 3, 2014 at 10:10

        No sir, been in Jhb for about 18 years

        Reply

  81. Gobz

    February 28, 2014 at 11:38

    I’ve spent far too much money on the Sims franchise.
    I have never played Skyrim
    I have a fairly serious indie addiction
    And I’m at this very moment in a game of D3

    Reply

  82. Hugh Lashbrooke

    February 28, 2014 at 11:39

    I’ve never played Half Life, so I always pretend like I know what people are talking about when they discuss it. I have played Portal 1 & 2 though, so that sort of makes up for it I think…

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 11:40

      You would think so. O_o

      Reply

    • Hugh Lashbrooke

      February 28, 2014 at 11:42

      Also, COD 4 was the last FPS I ever played and I don’t plan on playing another one.

      Reply

      • Matewis Jubilai

        February 28, 2014 at 12:06

        It is because COD 4 was your last one that you never intend to play another one 😛
        For a proper fps experience, take your pick : HL1&2, STALKER, Bioshock, Deus Ex, System Shock 2 (which is on gog now btw) …

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 12:08

          For mentioning STALKER, HL, Deus Ex and System Shock 2 together you are now my favourite person on this comment thread.
          STALKER Call of Pripyat with the MISERY mod. O_O

          Reply

          • Admiral Chief in Vegas

            February 28, 2014 at 12:09

            Misery mod?

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 12:11

            Dude. It’s relatively new. It changes everything.
            http://www.moddb.com/mods/stalker-misery
            I’m going to buy STALKER COP on Steam now just to start with the Misery mod sometime.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            February 28, 2014 at 19:15

            That mod looks sweet. I’m overdue another Stalker playthrough.

          • Matewis Jubilai

            February 28, 2014 at 12:33

            🙂 Stalker is underrated, especially the first one which has a lot of annoying bugs in the beginning. Thanks for informing me about the misery mod – I’ll be sure to check that out, especially now that the stalker games are on gog!

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 12:35

            It’s completely underrated.

        • Hugh Lashbrooke

          February 28, 2014 at 12:11

          I actually really enjoyed COD 4 and I played the game to absolute death. I’m just a bit sick of FPS games really and can’t bring myself to try another one as they all seem kind of the same to me – might try one of those you mentioned if I get some time though.

          Reply

          • Matewis Jubilai

            February 28, 2014 at 12:31

            aces 🙂 I quickly get bored playing cod – not so with the other games. Deus Ex, System Shock and to a lesser extent STALKER and Bioshock have rpg-esque elements together with a very intense atmosphere that simply puts them in a totally different league. HL1&2 are more traditional fps titles, but done incredibly well (completely puts cod to shame)
            Oh and I forgot about Vietcong…

  83. Sageville

    February 28, 2014 at 11:40

    I had over 400 days played on World of Warcraft….

    Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      February 28, 2014 at 11:41

      more than a year game time woah!

      Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      February 28, 2014 at 14:01

      Same boat

      Reply

  84. Sk3tz0

    February 28, 2014 at 11:45

    I’ve purchased Decks for MTG: Plainswalker and for Heartstone

    Reply

  85. RedRover

    February 28, 2014 at 11:45

    Borderlands 2 – 416 hrs played

    Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      February 28, 2014 at 14:33

      Nice, glad to see another nut.
      Borderlands 2 – 357.8h
      Borderlands 1 – 55.9h

      Reply

  86. Admiral Chief in Vegas

    February 28, 2014 at 11:52

    0 time in ANY FF

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 11:52

      O_O
      Then again. You’re a pc gamer. It didn’t ever really play such a big role in our circles.

      Reply

      • Kensei Seraph

        February 28, 2014 at 12:00

        FFVI was the game that made me the PC gamer that I am today.
        Thank programmers for emulators, roms and an epic game.

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 12:02

          I got FF VII on pc way back when also. But most pc gamers just never played it. Quite sad actually.

          Reply

          • Kensei Seraph

            February 28, 2014 at 12:03

            Only managed to get FF VII last year, but I did get the version with a bunch of mods to fix everything from the magic resistance bug to better graphics.

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 12:03

            Also got that one on Steam. Can’t wait to get into it again.

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      February 28, 2014 at 11:58

      I finished 8 on the old PC a couple of months ago. It’s overrated.

      Reply

  87. Alex Hicks

    February 28, 2014 at 11:52

    reading this I was reminded of another shameful, yet fun thing. At varsity – despite having a wired LAN set up (old coax’s clipped throughout the residence floor; with tee connectors) and Diablo 1, Duke Nukem 3D, Quake etc, we spend most of the time lounging in one of the rooms playing hot-seat monopoly – the video game (the Hasbro or Leisure Games one).

    I was always the boot. because it went “clunk clunk clunk” as it moved …

    Reply

  88. Sageville

    February 28, 2014 at 11:55

    We once hacked a Wits Printer Server so we could play Co-Op tetris.

    Also I have never played Minecraft and have no idea what it’s about.

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 11:56

      Haha. Excellent.
      I am with you there on minecraft.

      Reply

    • Alex Hicks

      February 28, 2014 at 11:59

      wow.

      We used to go to the economics Labs on west campus to play Quake 1. One poor sod pitched up and tried to play in the default golden armour using a keyboard only. We all ganged up on him, calling him golden boy and stopping our battles midway to blow him into chunky giblets. Fun times.

      Reply

      • General JJ the annihilator

        February 28, 2014 at 12:00

        We played quake 2 and some of the people didn’t know anything about FPS games (playing it with keyboard only), so we’d stand on crates and they could never shoot us.

        Reply

        • Alex Hicks

          February 28, 2014 at 12:04

          Quake 2 … was only just out when I was at vasity – but in 3rd year I had a bit too much going on to play it …

          Reply

          • General JJ the annihilator

            February 28, 2014 at 12:05

            But you sounds so young 😉

    • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

      February 28, 2014 at 12:01

      If you want to try before you buy, I recommend getting Minetest. It’s basically the same thing

      Reply

    • Gobz

      February 28, 2014 at 12:01

      Well, as far as I’ve been able to determine in my own adventures with it, you start building something, get bored and then get a bunch of TNT and blow up as much of the world as possible.

      Reply

  89. Hondsepop

    February 28, 2014 at 11:56

    At social LANS, sometimes we ganged up on a certain player – to try and make him cry.

    Reply

    • ToshZA

      February 28, 2014 at 19:40

      Let me guess, there was soap involved?

      Reply

  90. Kensei Seraph

    February 28, 2014 at 11:57

    To share or not to share, that is the dilemma.

    Reply

  91. EDF

    February 28, 2014 at 12:02

    I love Earth Defense Force.

    Reply

  92. Mark Vincer

    February 28, 2014 at 12:04

    Whenever I play an RPG, I name my character something involving butts or poops, thinking that the joke of people calling me ‘Farty’ will never get old. Then I’m surprised 5 minutes in when THE JOKE GETS OLD

    Reply

    • Mossel

      February 28, 2014 at 12:08

      lol where do you think the name Mossel came from? (It was originally snormossel)

      Reply

      • Mark Vincer

        February 28, 2014 at 12:09

        Sies.

        Reply

      • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

        February 28, 2014 at 12:11

        Hehe… I always wanted to make that reference everytime I see you comment… Especially during Movember 😛

        Something like “How’s it going with the Snor mossel?”

        Reply

        • Mossel

          February 28, 2014 at 12:13

          lol be sure to do it next time. I like a good mossel joke!

          Reply

    • Matthew Holliday

      February 28, 2014 at 14:29

      Mine are always something to do with BenDover.
      happens when you use it as an alias for 5 odd years.

      Reply

      • Mark Vincer

        February 28, 2014 at 14:31

        You should name yourself “Change”. Because, y’know, Change is as good as a Holliday *runs*

        Reply

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          February 28, 2014 at 19:11

          That made me laugh way more than it should have.

          Reply

        • ToshZA

          February 28, 2014 at 19:40

          I’d make a troll char named Holiday and stalk you in-game until you rage quit. Not even kidding. I’d lol so much.

          Reply

  93. Kensei Seraph

    February 28, 2014 at 12:07

    I gave my external hard drive to a friend and asked him to load a bunch of movies, series and anime and he gave it back with a game on it in addition to the anime (no movies or series but I wasn’t really interested in that).
    I installed and started playing the game and I was enjoying it but having a bit of trouble.
    I looked for hints and tips and it turns out it’s an eroge.

    Reply

  94. Mossel

    February 28, 2014 at 12:08

    I have never been to a LAN in my entire life. Closest I came to that was one time in a internet cafe and playing Q3 in the koshuis.

    Reply

    • General JJ the annihilator

      February 28, 2014 at 12:08

      I don’t know what to say dude. I’ll be sure to invite you to the next. (not that it happens very often anymore)

      Reply

      • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

        February 28, 2014 at 12:12

        We should have a Lazygamer LAN and try and link up Joburg with Capetown

        Reply

        • General JJ the annihilator

          February 28, 2014 at 12:12

          We should so do that.
          I can support about six people in my house before it becomes crowded.

          Reply

          • Kensei Seraph

            February 28, 2014 at 12:13

            I like that idea.

        • Admiral Chief in Vegas

          February 28, 2014 at 12:15

          Aye, but I’m scared connecting my PC to ANY network YOU directly connect to…….

          Reply

          • Kensei Seraph

            February 28, 2014 at 12:16

            Good point.

        • Mossel

          February 28, 2014 at 12:16

          Ah that is an epic idea!!
          EDIT: We can have a little North vs South derby!

          Reply

        • Matthew Holliday

          February 28, 2014 at 14:27

          Would actually be a good idea, Organised Chaos is calling it quits after 10 years.
          need a replacement with Internet options.

          Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 12:10

      O_O

      Reply

      • Mossel

        February 28, 2014 at 12:14

        I never had my own pc, it was my dad’s pc and he didn’t want me to take it out of the house…tough life, I know.

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in Vegas

          February 28, 2014 at 12:14

          ;-(

          Reply

  95. Mark Vincer

    February 28, 2014 at 12:12

    I once played Doom at an internet cafe. First time playing a FPS. Died. Didn’t play Doom again until Doom 3

    Reply

  96. Jean Jordaan

    February 28, 2014 at 12:15

    I play Riki often in dota 2 !!

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 12:16

      hahahaha

      Reply

    • Jean Jordaan

      February 28, 2014 at 12:24

      Not only that, but when it is all pick I wait for the timer to hit 0, then pick riki.
      Who needs support? Not me.. Bwhaaaa haaaaa haaaa.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in Vegas

        February 28, 2014 at 12:37

        looooooooool

        Reply

      • ToshZA

        February 28, 2014 at 19:38

        LOL!!! I’m so going to do that right now!

        Reply

  97. iPixelPierre

    February 28, 2014 at 12:18

    I played Candy Crush Saga for an hour once….

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      February 28, 2014 at 12:35

      A phones battery can last that long?

      Reply

      • Mark Treloar

        February 28, 2014 at 16:12

        That should be “an iPhones battery can last that long?”

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          February 28, 2014 at 16:14

          Hahaha, right you are.

          Reply

  98. Guest

    February 28, 2014 at 12:29

    Call of the wild duty

    Reply

    • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

      February 28, 2014 at 12:58

      Wrong article?

      Reply

  99. Gavin Mannion

    February 28, 2014 at 12:29

    Oh wait I forgot…

    I’ve played hours and hours of Wii Dance with the family.. And I’m serious when I sayd hours and hours.. like 3 hours a day for weeks…

    And you wouldn’t believe it, I still can’t dance

    Reply

    • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

      February 28, 2014 at 12:32

      You know what I say about that?

      Reply

  100. Ricardo Harvey

    February 28, 2014 at 12:29

    When i had an 8 bit tv game, i thought that sticking the adapter in the freezer was a good idea to get it to cool down quicker so that i can play sooner.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 12:37

      I did the same hahahahaha!

      Reply

  101. Napoleon Solo

    February 28, 2014 at 12:35

    I played My Horse & Me 2 for the achievement points.

    Reply

  102. Hendrik

    February 28, 2014 at 12:47

    I didn’t really like Uncharted 2. I haven’t played Hitman Absolution, and I still have not finished Dark Souls or Metal Gear Rising

    Reply

    • Hendrik

      February 28, 2014 at 12:49

      Also, I never played Borderlands 2, Mass Effect and Halo. O shit, I am a discrace!

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in Vegas

        February 28, 2014 at 12:51

        OFF TO THE CORNER SIR

        Reply

  103. A 2 Cthulhu?

    February 28, 2014 at 12:54

    I’ve played over 1500 hours in Diablo III, on PC and Console…

    Reply

  104. Stephen Snook

    February 28, 2014 at 13:10

    I really enjoy Euro Truck Simulator 2.

    Reply

  105. Gavin Mannion

    February 28, 2014 at 13:15

    Oh wow.. I just remembered my true gaming shame…. I’ve never finished Half Life 2 and I have no real desire to even try again

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Vegas

      February 28, 2014 at 13:50

      Ag nee flip Gav, gimme my donation back you heathen!!!!!!!

      Reply

    • Rikus

      February 28, 2014 at 14:08

      I have to admit…I didn’t finish it either. My game glitched and had no intention on starting over. I would love to finish it though

      Reply

  106. Weanerdog

    February 28, 2014 at 13:18

    I didn’t like Bioshock and I play free to play games

    Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      February 28, 2014 at 13:28

      …. Okay this is going too far..

      Reply

    • Mossel

      February 28, 2014 at 14:55

      The thing about Bioshock is you need like the idea of a mad world, a dystopia. A place showing you exactly how brutal and relentless humans are. Only then will you appreciate the genius. Also the game is fun to play and a little scary!

      Reply

      • Weanerdog

        February 28, 2014 at 15:35

        I got that at home thanks, I use video games to escape the real world.

        Reply

  107. Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

    February 28, 2014 at 13:20

    I thought The Last of Us was pretty average.

    Reply

    • Jonah Cash

      February 28, 2014 at 13:22

      Have still not played it………..

      Reply

  108. BEANIBIL1TY

    February 28, 2014 at 13:38

    I am

    Reply

  109. BEANIBIL1TY

    February 28, 2014 at 13:38

    the

    Reply

  110. BEANIBIL1TY

    February 28, 2014 at 13:38

    500th person

    Reply

  111. VampyreSquirrel

    February 28, 2014 at 13:39

    I go out of the office for a short while and we hit 500 comments on this? DAMN!

    Reply

    • Uberutang

      February 28, 2014 at 13:42

      You the same vamp Squirrel that shot me in the face in BF4 the other night?

      Reply

      • VampyreSquirrel

        February 28, 2014 at 14:06

        Nope, someone obviously stole my name… I don’t have BF4

        Reply

  112. Tortoise

    February 28, 2014 at 13:59

    The only RPG I have ever finished is Fallout 3.

    Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      February 28, 2014 at 14:03

      Do you class Borderlands as a RPG?

      Reply

      • Tortoise

        February 28, 2014 at 14:08

        Not really, you don’t really have much say in what you do there. But I haven’t finished those either.

        Reply

  113. VampyreSquirrel

    February 28, 2014 at 14:07

    Oh, and the shame that’ll get me shot, tarred, and feathered… I’ve never played a single Final Fantasy game, and I’m totally off RTS games, can’t play them at all anymore.

    Reply

  114. Matthew Holliday

    February 28, 2014 at 14:24

    I am an expert at:
    -DDR/stepmania

    I have never played:
    -Half life anything
    -final fantasy anything
    -metal gear solid anything
    -star wars knights of the old republic anything

    i tried, but i have to start from the begining, and theyr just too old.

    Reply

  115. Mark Treloar

    February 28, 2014 at 14:41

    Fight Club was a waste of time, also was so bored with Half Life episodes, that I couldn’t care less if there ever is a Half Life 3.

    Reply

    • Sageville

      February 28, 2014 at 14:41

      TAKE THAT BACK!!

      Reply

      • Mark Treloar

        February 28, 2014 at 14:48

        Not even if it was this guy

        Reply

    • CAE9872

      February 28, 2014 at 14:56

      I so agree on Fight Club. I watched it and was like “can someone please explain why its considered this awesome movie?” It wasn’t bad, but wasn’t brilliant either.

      Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      February 28, 2014 at 18:18

      DO NOT DISS FIGHT CLUB.. Best movie of all time

      Reply

      • ToshZA

        February 28, 2014 at 19:34

        Waste of 2 hours. I can never get that time back. Ever. It’s like being forced to play A:CM, only, this time everyone else actually loves it.

        Reply

  116. fred

    February 28, 2014 at 14:54

    I got stuck in Shadow of the Colossus and could never finish it , now i have it loaded on ps3 and scared to try it again in case I get stuck again. i just like watching the intro.

    Reply

  117. CAE9872

    February 28, 2014 at 14:58

    I have never played any Half Life game (and yes I own them all)…the shame! But then I haven’t yet played a Borderlands or Assassins Creed game yet.

    Otherwise I really enjoy “match 3” games – spend so much time looking for colours/shapes/whatever…

    Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      February 28, 2014 at 18:17

      haha I’m very similar… but do yourself a favour and give yourself a few hours to get into Borderlands 2.. it’s excellent

      Reply

  118. Gustav Willem Diedericks

    February 28, 2014 at 16:26

    Didn’t finish Bioshock. Also didn’t play Bioshock 2 and 3

    Reply

  119. Acornbread

    February 28, 2014 at 19:05

    I played the Game of Thrones RPG until the end. *runs away*

    Reply

  120. ToshZA

    February 28, 2014 at 19:37

    Here’s one I haven’t seen. And its true in my case. I really enjoyed Katawa Shouju. One of the most emotional journeys I’ve experienced in a game.

    Also, and this is probably worse, I would play WoW again if it became totally F2P. Yes, I know what that means.

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      February 28, 2014 at 22:07

      I always thought I was the only one ever in SA to play Katawa Shoujo 😛

      Reply

  121. MakeItLegal

    March 3, 2014 at 10:18

    i played through uncharted 2, 3 times and didn even bother with the multiplayer part …oops

    Reply

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