We’re suckers for special editions of games here at Lazygamer. After all, how else do you explain Darryn taking out a loan so that he could by the Stone Cold Steve Austin Jockstrap Edition of WWE 2K15? And that’s a problem that won’t be solved in the near future.
We love us a good collector’s edition, and we’re already making plans to get the Call of Duty Black Ops 3 Juggernog Edition, because it has a freakin’ fridge! But here’s a bunch of games that we’d love to see ship with a few…extras.
Batman Arkham Knightfall – Be The Batman Edition
- The game
- Steel book casing
- Bat-Mite skin
- A once-off offer to have your parents murdered by a professional criminal, the horrific experience of seeing this unfold before your eyes having the effect of spurring you on a lifelong quest to bring justice to your city as you train your mind, body and soul
- Branded body bags for your dead parents. Keep the corpses of your parents fresh with a cadaver bag that has the Arkham logo proudly emblazoned on it!
- Season Pass (Lolno, as if Warner Bros. Interactive would allow us to do that. Pony up sucka)
Mad Max: The Fast and the Furiosa Edition
- SO SHINY
- SO CHROME
- I LIVE, I DIE, I LIVE AGAIN
- Entrance to Valhalla
- One developer will be on hand to “witness” you
- Some of that chrome spray crap that the War Boys get high on
- The game
- High chance that you may have a baby brother who was perfect in every way
- Art book
- High-Octane crazy fuel-blood AKA a can of Redbull
Half-Life 3: Silent Protagonist 1+2=? Edition
- …
- …
- …
- No game
- It will never happen
- Box of tissues to wipe away excessive tears
- Invisible crowbar
- Imaginary HEV suit
- Non-existent Gordon Freeman figurine
Final Fantasy VII Remake: Hype Train Edition
- Buster sword keychain
- 1/100 scale model of Midgar
hypetrain - Exclusive access to Final Fantasy VIII Remake beta
- One Winged Angel DLC character unlock (defeat Sephiroth AS Sephiroth!)
- Limited toggle retro graphics on/off option
- The game
- Shinra’s all-purpose hair gel (guaranteed to keep hair pointy permanently)
- Authentic phoenix down feather plucked from the finest of pigeons
- $%#@! Barret Plushie
- Pen and paper
- Fake Square Enix postal address
- Envelope with pre-stamped ‘this is what the game should’ve been’ text
- Disappointment ointment
Fallout 4: Gone Fission Edition
Fallout 4 already has a ridiculous Collector’s Edition, coming with a large and unwieldy phone holder that’s decidedly Pip-Boy shaped. It’s become rather sought after, selling out everywhere (before popping up on eBay) – but it’s honestly not good enough.
Here’s what Fallout 4’s Collector’s Edition should contain:
- The game. Obviously.
- Your own chunk of enriched Uranium! Why simulate radiation poisoning, when you can experience it for real!
- Real live scorpions and cockroaches, so you can breed your own super RAD mutated ones!
- A Dog. Digital companionship is for chumps! Get your own canine companion – just hope that it hasn’t been sitting on the shelves for months.
- A pre-made list of excuses for the game’s inevitable bugs
Last Updated: July 16, 2015
Lord Chaos
July 16, 2015 at 15:36
Lulz at all but the header.
Can’t wait to open my Pip-Boy come November
hairyknees
July 16, 2015 at 15:43
That header :'(
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 16, 2015 at 15:45
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Lollies the Laughing Lollipop
July 16, 2015 at 16:11
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Mistake Not...
July 16, 2015 at 15:39
The Batman one is missing a few million dollars in inheritance. But it’s Warner Bros. When would they give away anything nice.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 16, 2015 at 15:40
If I could be serious for a minute… if I got this as a statue with Cyberpunk 2077 CE I’d preorder.
Lollies the Laughing Lollipop
July 16, 2015 at 16:02
this game still being released..??? sure i heard it was cancelled.. might be wrong
Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 16, 2015 at 16:06
Delayed, not cancelled
Lollies the Laughing Lollipop
July 16, 2015 at 16:08
til when 2077 😛
Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 16, 2015 at 16:11
xD
Ryanza
July 16, 2015 at 16:24
Cyberpunk 2077 has it’s own development team and that team was cut about mid way through 2014 to work on Witcher 3. That team had about a year or two of development time before most of the team went over to Witcher 3. As of June 2015 Cyberpunk 2077 is back to full production with more developers from the Witcher 3 teams.
Release date – when it’s ready – maybe 2017.
Don’t support DRM. Look at what happened to Batman AK with Denuvo DRM.
Klipkop1980
July 16, 2015 at 15:41
That header….Urrrrrrgh I’m off to douse myself in petrol.
Ottokie
July 16, 2015 at 15:46
http://i.imgur.com/KQL7U.gif
hairyknees
July 16, 2015 at 15:48
^ THIS
Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 16, 2015 at 15:47
xD
Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 16, 2015 at 15:49
Juggerwot?
Lord Chaos
July 16, 2015 at 15:50
That home-made “Jaggermeister” Dutch brews.
Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 16, 2015 at 15:49
“My kids are in the box!!!”
http://i.imgur.com/hJwEwnS.jpg
Lord Chaos
July 16, 2015 at 15:51
Minion sets fire to Admiral’s house, and everything within 100kM
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 16, 2015 at 15:56
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Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 16, 2015 at 16:00
Request denied
Dutch Matrix
July 16, 2015 at 15:55
That has to be a Pentecostal Spider!
Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 16, 2015 at 16:00
Nope, try again
Dutch Matrix
July 16, 2015 at 16:01
Have you ever been to an Apostoliese Geloofs Sending Church my friend?
Admiral Chief in Skellige
July 16, 2015 at 16:06
Sounds gevaarlik
V3N0M
July 17, 2015 at 15:45
Seems like those spiders went postal.