A not at all brief history of WWE wrasslin’ games 
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Darryn Bonthuys
April 5, 2013 at 3:30 pm

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I wouldn’t be the man I am today without the WWE. My first date ended in a smashed table, and whenever I see a cake I know that a fight is about to break out. Over three decades and dozens of games taught me the wrasslin’ facts of life, and now, I’m about to share those lessons with you, right before the showcase of the immortals kicks off Wrestlemania 29 this weekend.

WWF Wrestlemania – 1989

WWF Wrestlemania 1989 video game

The road to Wrestlemania may start at the Royal Rumble while Jim Ross blubbers his love for Stone Cold Steve Austin, but the digital version of that tarmac tumble began all the way back in 1989. Debuting on the NES and featuring several 8bit pixels that kind of resembled wrasslin’ greats Hulk Hogan, Andre the giant and the Honky Tonk Man, history was made on this very first WWE stage.

WWF Superstars (Arcade) – 1989

WWF superstars 1989 video game

Well lemme tell ya somethin’ brother! There may have been some other arcade games featuring big men getting sweaty with one another, but did they have authentic cut-scenes, filmed by the superstars themselves? No sirree! And we added finishing moves that were ripped straight from the TV show itself, we became THE wrasslin’ game of the time! BROTHER!

WWF Wrestlemania Challenge – 1990

WWF Wrestlemania challenge 1990

This is where home entertainment took off better than a Jimmy “SuperFly” Snuka top rope splash. It may have only boasted a small amount of superstars, but a comprehensive list of suplexes, strikes, slams and spandex made Wrestlemania Challenge an instant classic.

WWF Wrestlefest – 1991

WWF Wrestlefest 1991

Most wrasslin’ games couldn’t be bothered with accurately depicting their men in tights, but WWE Wrestlefest showed the good with the bad in this 1991 debut. From too tight spandex of Earthquake to the bizarra face paint of the Road Warriors, man this game WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS A RUSH!

WWF Superstars (Gameboy) – 1991

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Ever wanted to have a WWE superstar in the palm of your hand? While such a thought was most likely illegal back in 1991, it was also far from impossible as sports entertainment broke on through to the Gameboy for some shirt-rippin’ action. While the GB version only featured five wrestlers, it also had match commentary, promos and taunts, adding some digital HGH to the final product. Just like real life WWE.

WWF Super Wrestlemania – 1992

wwf super wrestlemania 1992 game

A championship mode, ten entire superstars and a then revolutionary tug of war lock system were just some of the features that made this particular WWF stand out amongst the others in 1992, much like Hulk Hogan’s continuing loss of hair that he was denial about.

WWF Superstars 2 (Gameboy) – 1992

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When it came to making games, LJN was the Lancia of its time. Filled with duds, but with the occasional genius title from time to time, they were contracted with making a sequel to the first WWF Gameboy game.

And guess what? It was a dud! Blame that on a more limited move set, cheap gameplay and even cheaper workmanship.

WWF Wrestlemania: Steel Cage Challenge – 1992

Steel cage challenge

Take everything that you know about the WWE, put it in a steel cage, and you’d have much the same product anyway. Only like…steelier. While steel cage matches had been seen in Wrestlefest already, this was the first WWF game to base an entire entry around that oddball match stipulation.

Thankfully, it’s also one of a kind as I’m pretty certain that no one wants to see an iOS WWE game called Vince McMahon’s kiss my ass club released.

WWF European Rampage Tour – 1992

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It was the WWF, but on a euro trip! While such a concept would most likely have left an Italian molester on a train superplexed quicker than you can say “scuzi”, the real core concept in this title was that is was aimed at the European PC market. It was also the final WWF PC game made for quite a while, until 2001 at least.

WWF Royal Rumble – 1993

royal rumble

The Royal Rumble was a brand new concept when it was initially televised, and the video game tie-in was no different. While the standard modes were on offer, running the 30 man over-the-top-rope gauntlet proved to be the real draw here, while the addition of steel chairs and auto-erotic asphyxiation choking a superstar helped fine tune the heel and face gameplay for future titles.

WWF King of the Ring – 1993

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Bow down to the, bow down to the king! Another new format of sports entertainment that had emerged during the more creative years in the WWF quickly saw a video game version released, as players competed in a tournament to become the eponymous King of the Ring, as well as the final champ on the NES before the SNES system took over.

WWF Rage in the Cage – 1993

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It was one thing to see Macho Man Randy Savage hit an elbow drop on TV despite having so many muscles, he could barely lift a can of soda to his face, but to see such visuals on a console?

Revolutionary! While the action was more in touch with the LJN series of games, the Gillberg so to speak to the Goldberg of other titles, the key addition of Full Motion Video made this a slobber knocker of a technical demo for then ground-breaking Sega CD technology.

WWF RAW – 1994

Raw 1994 game

RAW is war! With a new weekly TV series, a new opportunity to market the hell out of the brand arrived, much to the glee of Vince McMahon. Which most likely also explains that strut of his. For the first time, wrasslers were actually able to move realistically according to their size and in-ring personas, while also boasting newer finishing moves and signature attacks.

It also meant that Yokozuna wasn’t moving around the ring like Usain Bolt with some junk in the trunk.

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  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    Amen brother! AMEN! ‘rasslin made me the man I am today… Raw is War!

    • FoxOneZA

      RAW IS WAR! RAW IS WAR! RAW IS WAR!RAW IS WAR! RAW IS WAR!RAW IS WAR! RAW IS WAR!

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        RAW is JERICHO!!

  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    Day of Reckoning was actually a mighty fine game, just a pity it was restricted to the GameCube. WWE Raw on the other hand was what WWE games were like between those grim Post-Here Comes the Pain years till just before WWE 10.

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      Amazingly, a drawing tablet delivered the finishing move on THQ… Most of us, had just fallen into this cycle of yearly wrestling games… and now that we’re free, we stare into the deep abyss with sadness.

      Damn you drawing tablet… you killed and saved us all at once.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hadlee.simons Hadlee Simons

      I still got DoR2 for GC! If you are looking for a game using the same engine, try Wrestle Kingdom 1 and 2 for PS2. :P

  • Deon Steyn

    I loved Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game back in the day, that and Cena sucks!

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      Cena sucks monkey bum! CM Punk > Randy Boredom and Cena.

      • Deon Steyn

        Hehe

        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          Any one over the age of 3, that’s still a Cena fan needs to be tested… for psychological problems… cough!

          • Deon Steyn

            Solution…

          • Rincethis: Microsoft President

            Careful, careful. Me hears emails being sent!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            The downvote troll? Is he sending out emails, OR is he asking his mom to send them out for him? This.. my friends… THAT is the Question! :P

          • Rincethis: Microsoft President

            0_O

        • Rincethis: Microsoft President

          Hey, maybe only 4 moves, but they were better than THIS finisher!

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            Old man flying knee/hip attack… Instant KO!

            Ok I’m going to sound like a dick, but I never understood the appeal of Hulk Hogan, I liked the Undertaker, Bret “the Hitman” Hart, Jimmy Snuka, Ricky the Steamboat and Randy Savage (from that era).

            And then years later a bunch of Japanese wrestlers, like Ultimo Dragon (when he was in WCW), The Great Muta, Tiger Mask, Jushin Liger etc. etc.

          • http://www.facebook.com/hadlee.simons Hadlee Simons

            Motherfucking Kenta Kobashi. :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYqUYC6LMgs

        • Rincethis: Microsoft President

          You are bad, and you should feel bad.

          • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

            Hug a COD player!

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          Comment of the century

      • HvR

        hey hey hey, this is uncallled for. Cena might read this and his feelings could be hurt…
        PS hug a CoD player.

        • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

          Lies! JOHN CENA has no FEELINGS! :P

      • FoxHoundR

        your the only one that sucks

  • Rincethis: Microsoft President

    Me first piledrive into OVG’s side was
    WWF Wrestlemania Challenge – 1990, What a game!

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  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    I always thought All Stars would become a true contender. It just needed more modes, maybe a CAW section, and that over-the-top action would have been awesome.

    • http://twitter.com/MrLamprecht Leon-Ben Lamprecht

      It has a (broken) CAW section. And incomplete. The bare bones of a truly great wrestling game are there. Here’s to hoping…

      • http://www.facebook.com/hadlee.simons Hadlee Simons

        considering that it was from some of the same team who did the fun but flawed TNA Impact, I’m not surprised. That game looked cool but had like 40 moves shared among everyone.

  • Anon A Mouse

    My first WWE game was here comes the pain. It was absolutely brilliant, I did get WWE12 (I think) for free but only played about 10 minutes of it before putting it away. Only game I’ve never finished in all my years of gaming.

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      Here Comes the Pain was brilliant. It’s still one of my favourite WWE games. WWE12 on the other hand… wow… I remember leading up to WWE13, I was very vocal that I was done with THQ wrestling games. Fortunately, I was given a review copy, thought that I was going to rip it to shreds and discovered to my shock that It was actually decent. They clearly learnt from their mistakes with WWE12, but I think the damage was done by then.

  • http://twitter.com/NinjasCreed Ryan Williams

    You forgetting the best of the best – WWF WrestleMania: The Arcade Game. This was an awesome title with some memorbale quotes
    “You have to give credit to Bret Hart” – Vince
    Bam Bam Bigelow’s BOOOOMSHAKALAKA
    Nobody Messes With The Bad Guy – Razor Ramon
    Thanks for this trip Darren! Cant wait!
    The Attitude Era was the best escpecially Shane O Mac Titontron jump on Steve Blackman!

    • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

      It’s there, top of page two man. Grud, how I hated that fucking Doink the clown with his special attacks.

  • Tbone187

    Royal Rumble on megadrive was epic…

  • FoxHoundR

    WWE is fake. I don;t like it.

  • http://twitter.com/MrLamprecht Leon-Ben Lamprecht

    I loved All Stars. I’m fully hoping for All Stars 2.0. In making wrestling absurd, it got closer to it’s core than all these “simulations” ever did.

    On a side: did anyone else ever play the bestest wrestling game of all time: Super Fire Pro Wrestling X Premium on the SNES? Was a thing of beauty.

    • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      I did! One of the best wrestling games ever made. Unoftunately, human entertainment no longer exists.

      • http://twitter.com/MrLamprecht Leon-Ben Lamprecht

        There is something wrong with me… I still play it on an emulator. You can actually still find ROMs with edits of (mostly) up to date WWE roster.

        • http://www.facebook.com/hadlee.simons Hadlee Simons

          You can get Fire Pro Wrestling Returns for PS2. Got US version when TakeAlot still did Amazon imports for like R160. :P Got myself a decent save too, with MMA fighters, puroresu guys and American wrestlers. :P

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