Suffice to say EA is not the favourite company of many gamers who feel the company exists purely to increase profits. And the best way for the company to do that, says many, is to ship sub-par games and then ruthlessly release crap DLC while slashing head counts.
Whether this is entirely true is often the subject of lively debates but a few days ago one enterprising person, who appears to be Russian, took it upon themselves to troll EA is a truly magnificent and to the point manner. EA is currently developing a new Star Wars game which looks amazing but the fans are still worried about exactly how the game will turn out and so this person went and registered www.eastarwars.com just 5 days ago and has put up some of the things that they feel EA have ruined.
Be warned the website is committing the cardinal sin of auto playing music when it loads that can’t be stopped unless you remove that code from the page.
But to save you that hassle here is what the site shows:
We’ve seen this table doing the rounds and it really doesn’t look good so far but maybe what is more eye opening is the list of EA Victims on the site
The website has been registered anonymously through enom.com and the only hint as to who made this site comes from their contact email address dingdong1232@zmail.ru.
Definition of an online troll:
make a deliberately offensive or provocative online posting with the aim of upsetting someone or eliciting an angry response from them.
Nailed it.
Last Updated: May 20, 2015
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:03
Hats off to this person.
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May 20, 2015 at 16:38
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Blood Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2015 at 12:03
It’s not trolling if it’s true.
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:05
Correct.
And that table disgusts me. 10 years later, 10% of the first game is enough for a full release…
Allykhat
May 20, 2015 at 12:31
No need for me to post as you already said what I was going to.
This guy isn’t wrong, and in my book, deserves a high five for pointing it out.
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:06
You can’t deny how obviously true it is that EA doesn’t really give a crap about what their customers want.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 12:08
Bullfrog
;-(
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:09
Sadness indeed
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 12:10
Syndicate Wars HD remake, I really need this
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:12
I would love to see a modern take on Gene wars too.
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:13
I just want a new C&C.
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 12:14
Even a Generals HD I can live with.
HOWEVER, I have a grand adventure to get through first, so NO NEW GAMES FOR 3 MONTHS at the very least
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:15
Well you cant have it. They took their ball and went home. Publishers should relinquish titles after they don’t develop games for them after at least ten years.
Brady miaau
May 20, 2015 at 12:29
Play Generals. Still pretty good by todays standards
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:30
But terrible by Westwood’s standards.
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:30
Fantastic fun
Thats_how_I_Troll
May 20, 2015 at 16:27
http://i.imgur.com/9Xc4nFN.gif
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 16:37
Rofl
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:33
I actually have. And it’s still quite some fun.
Would’ve liked it if at least more than 5 of the 17 games I bought on Origin actually worked though.
Brady miaau
May 20, 2015 at 12:29
Yes. Tried playing original a while back. Cannot
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 12:30
I have it on GoG….too scared to install, I’m afraid my fond memories will be tarnished
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:09
Bullfrog and Westwood. 🙁
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:10
Fuck EA.
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:11
Hear hear!
*jumps on “f&* EA” train
Deceased
May 20, 2015 at 12:22
*jumps onboard and hangs banner reading: “Fuck EA Hype Train!!!. No Ticket Needed. Oobi, You’re Next.”*
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:23
https://i.imgur.com/KmKKsTV.jpg
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:24
Ubisoft made Child of Light And Valkyria Chronicles. Leave them alone. And let’s be honest, AC2 and 4 were both great games.
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
May 20, 2015 at 12:24
Yup, Ubi is not the greatest by any means, but they still aight to me.
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:26
I try to see UbiArts as a separate company. Makes me sleep better.
And you forgot the best one of all…Valiant Hearts.
Deceased
May 20, 2015 at 12:29
Oobi is on VERY thin ice mate 😐
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:33
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/16/23F4039F00000578-2876432-image-a-6_1418757797003.jpg
Deceased
May 20, 2015 at 12:34
Now what the hell am I supposed to do with this?! O.O
Instant conversation stopper, I like it sir… 😐
Kromas,powered by windows 10.
May 20, 2015 at 12:34
Let it go?
Deceased
May 20, 2015 at 12:35
Wheh? :/
okay… go and check this out 🙂
Thats_how_I_Troll
May 20, 2015 at 16:29
http://i.imgur.com/xgOGy.gif
Thats_how_I_Troll
May 20, 2015 at 16:28
http://i.imgur.com/86KWU4g.gif
Thats_how_I_Troll
May 20, 2015 at 16:33
http://i.imgur.com/ni5D9pc.gif
Ranting Raptor
May 20, 2015 at 13:49
Indeed
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:09
EA negotiations with developers are along these lines. Up until they get their ass kicked
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:14
All those games listed……Publisher is fast becoming a dirty word. Even other games not from EA like Evovle,MKX and Batman are now on the DLC train and I bet that none of the devs wanted to whore out their creation.
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
May 20, 2015 at 12:14
EA will just keep crushing everything in its path, and once it’s done crushing, it will just keep on crushing some more.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/3444132/crushing-watermelons-o.gif
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 12:16
Melons crashing melons, melonception
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:17
This is both terrifying and disgusting.
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:17
Eh. A shower will get rid of the melon on her melons. And AIDS.
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
May 20, 2015 at 12:18
Motorboating could kill you.
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:19
It can, yeah.
http://www.gifart.net/public/media/42/129485b049c36ce0b83f51afe7a9b5c1.gif
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
May 20, 2015 at 12:22
Damn, that’s intense…
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:33
They don’t look so cool now.
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:33
Depends on how cold the water was.
Mark Vincer
May 20, 2015 at 12:51
Um. Where did the driver go?
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 12:58
Bottom right, KO
40 Insane Frogs
May 20, 2015 at 13:22
FLAWLESS VICTORY?
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 13:23
With Mortal Kombat’s new strategy, KO now means Kash Out.
Ottokie
May 20, 2015 at 12:19
0.0
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 12:19
No, not 0.0
( o ) ( o )
Ottokie
May 20, 2015 at 12:20
I walked strait into that one… realized the second I posted and “someone was typing”
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:20
( . ) ( . )
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 12:22
With that size, it is most likely o and not .
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:22
Nope, because in relation, a normal nip is o, but the rest is so big they come out looking like .
Brady miaau
May 20, 2015 at 12:28
Um. Um. I am, virtually, typeless.
…..
Thats_how_I_Troll
May 20, 2015 at 16:30
http://i.imgur.com/u6A9ohq.gif
Ottokie
May 20, 2015 at 12:15
You cant spell “steal” without “EA” in the middle.
MakeItLegal
May 20, 2015 at 12:26
this
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:34
Or Steam
*Runs
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:36
But EA doesn’t sell their games on Steam anymore, so there is no EA in Steam.
I think it’s made Steam better. 😉
Blood Emperor Trevor
May 20, 2015 at 12:46
Because you buy games for a steal!
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 12:48
There you go!
ReaperOfSquirrels
May 20, 2015 at 12:17
Maxis, Bullfrog, Criterion, Westwood 🙁
kuuu(UMAR)rrrr
May 20, 2015 at 12:19
Remember when EA put MTs and Co-op into Dead Space and enemies that shoot at you.
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:32
Dead Space 3. Piece of shit.
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:33
Oh, so that was an actual game? I thought it was just a troll release. ;P
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:34
I thought it was a mobile game on console
Jaded_Reprobate
May 20, 2015 at 12:20
When i see westwood studios, i think of Dune and C&C… these epic titles are where i learned what an all nighter was…. some seriously good days
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 12:20
Aye, sad indeed
Nahuel Graziani
May 20, 2015 at 12:20
The forgot to add Nox under Westwood, which was one of the most fun RPGs made.
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:21
I still have my disc somewhere. Doesn’t work past windows 98 though. :/
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:22
So you can expect EA to release it on Origin soon then. Without a patch, of course.
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:31
Nox was freaking awesome!
Brady miaau
May 20, 2015 at 12:25
Ah, Westwood. Half the games I played as a child and teenyager.
What about Pools of Radiance, Curze of the Azure Bonds and stuff?
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 12:26
“Teenyager” So is that like a Kaiju killer in training?
Brady miaau
May 20, 2015 at 12:28
Yeah. Just without all those damn kids.
MakeItLegal
May 20, 2015 at 12:25
slightly emotional , but the guy strikes up a point or two.
would be interesting to see the response (from EA) , i bet its like u guys can come for the 10 min interview but if you want to hear the other 5 mins u gotta pay …
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:28
EA won’t respond. It will mean that they’re affected by this.
If they do respond, well, that’s kind of like trying to say you didn’t kill someone when all the evidence points towards it.
MakeItLegal
May 20, 2015 at 13:23
This is true
SurrealTiggi
May 20, 2015 at 12:27
Dat song tho XD
Kromas,powered by windows 10.
May 20, 2015 at 12:32
Meh as long as ME:The epic story that shall not be called 4 is untainted I will buy into their propaganda.
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:36
Cant spell cancer with out E and A and they are the biggest tumor in the industry
Captain JJ Browman
May 20, 2015 at 12:38
You can’t spell Hammer without E and A either.
Hammersteyn
May 20, 2015 at 12:40
Wait, I’m a peasant with a tumor?
Kromas,powered by windows 10.
May 20, 2015 at 12:40
But you can spell Cheeseburger without E and A so we are all good. 🙂
Kevin
May 20, 2015 at 13:09
EA Trolls customers all the time. They just do not seem to care one bit.
Thenasd1
May 20, 2015 at 13:11
Poor poor game developers, man I miss some of those studios, namely Bullfrog, westwood and Bioware. Damn you EA, Give this dude a Bells
Admiral Chief's Adventure
May 20, 2015 at 13:13
Yeah, Bullfrog, such good memories!
K1FF J1MB0B (sizzle edition)
May 20, 2015 at 13:15
Yet Xbox dudes think EA is the best company ever because of free sports games on EA Access.
coip
May 20, 2015 at 14:49
EA Access is one of the best deals in gaming, and there are a lot more than sports games in the Vault.
SargonTheBatpandaOfTI5
May 20, 2015 at 13:20
RIP Maxis and Westwood.
*Edit: And Bullfrog.
Pariah
May 20, 2015 at 13:21
Maxis can go die in a hole… Oh wait.
40 Insane Frogs
May 20, 2015 at 13:20
That was beautiful! Epic trolling! Whoever is responsible for that site, you sir or madam gets a thumbs up from me!
Vogiir
May 20, 2015 at 13:38
Give that man some be… Uhm vodka? Good move though
The Sten
May 20, 2015 at 13:49
In soviet Russia, websites ask EA to buy THEIR DLC
The Sten
May 20, 2015 at 13:48
If Disney are trying to distance themselves from the Star Wars prequels, which I suspect they are doing, why would they allow a game like Battlefront, which is releasing close to the new movies debut, to include prequel era maps and classes? And if they are including any of the new movies locations in it, revealing it now would be a spoiler. I dont support EA and their dodgy business practices but it annoys me when everyone rides the EA hating bandwagon and start looking for things to moan about and start spouting bullshit.
Ranting Raptor
May 20, 2015 at 13:48
Dat email address
Ranting Raptor
May 20, 2015 at 13:49
Sheds a small tear for Westwood, Bullfrog and Maxis
konfab
May 20, 2015 at 14:40
yeah, yeah, hate on EA y’all.
Come ME4, you will all be handing over dem shekels.
Charl van der Merwe
May 20, 2015 at 16:38
The Music on the sight is brilliant 😉
Cyberats
May 20, 2015 at 18:49
If it’s true it’s just another SW mmo crapola, no space battles, no vehicles and no conquest….
Cyberats
May 20, 2015 at 18:49
If it’s true it’s just another SW mmo crapola, no space battles, no vehicles and no conquest….
Ghost In The Rift
May 20, 2015 at 22:01
RIP Westwood, Thanx for introducing me to Gaming with your C&C series, i dint even hit puberty back then.
James Anderton
May 21, 2015 at 10:27
And they won’t be the last. RIP to all future EA-owned game studios.
*salute*
Satellite11
May 21, 2015 at 11:21
God bless that trolling Ruski!! 🙂
20twelve
May 21, 2015 at 11:30
This person is a freaking hero…
JetFire
May 24, 2015 at 19:25
Great atleast someone stood up