Day two of E3, and it was business as usual. And by business as usual, I mean several meeting cock-ups, pushy security and the press room descending into a bloody battle royale with extra cheese for the remaining coffee. Fortunately, pictures can always help soothe the savage soul.
So what were some of the big highlights?
Well for starters, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare may be borrowing a few exo-skeletons from Elysium ( BOYTJIES!), but hot damn if it isn’t the prettiest Call of Duty game that I’ve ever experienced.
I also got Invader Zim himself to shout DOOM at me, met the crones of The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt and relived some old school Hexen memories with Hellraid.
I may have also given a barbecue sauce beef brisket sammich 11/10, because it had amazing textures, polygons and mouth play to make up for its poor lack of replayability.