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Yes, there’s a Wolverine porno on the way

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SNIKT!

I’m pretty excited that there’s a new Wolverine movie on the way, in which ol’ Logan will be unsnikting his claws against all the ninjas in Japan. But that movie is still a ways away. I need to see some Wolverine action now! And fortunately, there just so happens to be such a movie available. You might want to keep your kids from renting this one though.

Does the name Axel Braun ring a bell? It should. Or so I’ve been uh…told. Braun happens to have hit a niche market in sex films lately, as he’s created parodies ranging from Batman to The Avengers, movies that have these characters saving the world one bed-hopping scene at a time. But at the same time, he clearly gets these characters in a way that the big name studios have just been unable to emulate.

Here’s the SFW trailer:

And now, Braun is back with his take on the Canadian berserker mutant, in Wolverine XXX. Also starring Domino, Sabretooth, Spider-Man and Geoff’s soon to be not-so-favourite anti-hero, Deadpool!

Looks like Logan won’t just be popping out some claws, if you know what I mean.

Last Updated: May 7, 2013

11 Comments

  1. The facepalm is strong here

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  2. Andre116

    May 7, 2013 at 20:21

    oooh…Aiden Ashley and Asa Akira…

    uhm…I mean, who are these people. I’ve never heard of them.

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  3. OVG OfflineVideoGamer

    May 8, 2013 at 06:39

    Considering the PORN industry makes more money than movies and videogames combined, I am all for this B-Grade shit with snazzy CGI. But when the narrative takes a back seat while their reptilian brains take over for the odd sex scene then… creepy.

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  4. Kobus Nel

    May 8, 2013 at 07:48

    WTF did I just watch?

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  5. Weanerdog

    May 8, 2013 at 08:54

    I heard from a friend that the Avengers parody had China (from WWE Fame) cast as She-Hulk. That is why I am not going to watch it but I thought Darryn might want to know.

    Edit: I apologise if this turns up as todays ION I was not thinking, just remember Darryn with great power comes great responsibility and PE ain’t that big.

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  6. Rince da Ref Lvl2

    May 8, 2013 at 09:40

    What have I just seen? One can only hope there is no ‘self gratification’ scene with Wolverine…

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  7. Doe

    May 8, 2013 at 09:57

    I needa cum on someone’s face right now, REALLY bad!!!

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  8. Sageville

    May 8, 2013 at 10:17

    Correct Header image right there

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  9. Slade Boender

    May 8, 2013 at 14:58

    Only Darryn

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