Espurr (6)

There’s a ton of new pocket monsters to catch in Pokémon X and Y. Sylveon is a cool new addition (And my prettiest Pokémon, oh yes), while there are a few weaker debuts as usual (A bunch of keys? Really Game Freak?). But none of them are as fantastically creepy, as Espurr.

Before we start the funny, here’s what you need to know about the psychic kitten, according to the Pokedex entries for it:

Y: It has enough psychic energy to blast everything within 300 feet of itself, but it has no control over its power.

X: The organ that emits its intense psychic power is sheltered by its ears to keep power from leaking out.

So what we have here, is a kitten with enough psychic power to level your face. But Espurr’s real ability, is in its gaze. Just look at it. Gaze into the face of madness!

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Of course, this could all just be looking too deeply into Espurr, and seeing something else. Espurr could be a perfectly normal Pokemon, that would never, ever, hurt you.

Oh sweet Bod, make it stop staring at me, I beg you…

Last Updated: January 5, 2017

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was reviewed on PC

54 Comments

  1. UmarKyou! cmon out your pokeball!

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    • Unalighend John (JJ)

      November 4, 2013 at 12:58

      Haha

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    • Otto_ki

      November 4, 2013 at 13:07

      Been busy so not been around, just need to ask where does the Umar infront of Kyou come from? is that his real ID 😛

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  2. Otto_ki

    November 4, 2013 at 12:43

    True this is one freaky Pokemon, but I kind of like it XD

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  3. Vampyre Squirrel

    November 4, 2013 at 12:44

    Lol… another potentially useless Pokemon, just because it has no control over it’s awesome powers.

    I still don’t get pokemon at all.

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      November 4, 2013 at 12:45

      I enjoyed the Tv show and a few Gba advance games… had the emulators and roms.. but otherwise the only thing I liked about pokemon was misty and jesse from team rocket. lol

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      • Vampyre Squirrel

        November 4, 2013 at 13:06

        LOL! I think I still have all the roms for all the GBA pokemon games… could never get into them though.

        Misty yes, Jesse… hell no 😛

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          November 4, 2013 at 13:07

          Jesse is a slut! I had many a dreams about Jesse as a young man!

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          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            November 4, 2013 at 13:08

            Were they anything like the Pokemon X videos?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 4, 2013 at 13:25

            indeed they were!

    • Rincethisweekout!

      November 4, 2013 at 12:54

      Nor me, though I love this fine piece of work by Darryn

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      • Vampyre Squirrel

        November 4, 2013 at 13:07

        Yeah Darryn sure loves his Pokemon, and it shows in these articles.

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  4. Rincethisweekout!

    November 4, 2013 at 12:46

    HAHAHAH! Nice one Darryn!

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  5. Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

    November 4, 2013 at 12:50

    I’ll just leave this here…

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    • TiMsTeR1033

      November 4, 2013 at 12:55

      OH SHIT!!

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    • Otto_ki

      November 4, 2013 at 12:56

      Hahahaha that’s kak funny…but i just checked it out and the searches come out clean 😛

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

        November 4, 2013 at 12:58

        Lol, same here… But remove the space after the X… 😛

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        • Otto_ki

          November 4, 2013 at 13:00

          Hehehe that actually brought up a LOT of naughty sites XD

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          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            November 4, 2013 at 13:03

            The scary part is that a kid could actually make a innocent mistake like that! Imagine a little kid coming across something like this(only more detailed and with more tenticles)… How would you explain that to him?!?!?!?

          • Unalighned John (JJ)

            November 4, 2013 at 13:04

            This is how Pokemons are made?

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 4, 2013 at 13:06

            No… They are made when a mommy Umarkyou and a daddy Umarkyou play together..

          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            November 4, 2013 at 13:07

            Just watch the videos from the search result above 😛

          • Unalighned John (JJ)

            November 4, 2013 at 13:08

            No thanks. I choose life.

          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 4, 2013 at 13:05

            You cant! be like “Johnny you see, those tentacles are from an octopus.” but why they in the lady…. 0_0

  6. Admiral Chief Ninja

    November 4, 2013 at 12:51

    LOOOOL

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  7. El Capitan del Blade

    November 4, 2013 at 12:52

    This is “Villager” in SSB all ovewr again….

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  8. TiMsTeR1033

    November 4, 2013 at 12:53

    Nice photoshop work Darryn

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    • Unalighend John (JJ)

      November 4, 2013 at 12:58

      It’s not photoshop, it’s clearly very real

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      • Rincethisweekout!

        November 4, 2013 at 12:59

        What you said. End is coming soon man…

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      • Her Highness the Hipster

        November 4, 2013 at 13:00

        you mean clearly done in paint? trololol

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        • Unalighned John (JJ)

          November 4, 2013 at 13:01

          Hahaha.
          Not smooth enough to be Paint. Trust me. I know my Paint.

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          • TiMsTeR1033

            November 4, 2013 at 13:03

            Looks to fit the bill now that you mentioned paint!

        • Rincethisweekout!

          November 4, 2013 at 13:02

          You should know, BOOM! 🙂

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          • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

            November 4, 2013 at 13:55

            How would she know? Mac’s don’t have paint 😛

  9. Admiral Chief Ninja

    November 4, 2013 at 13:06

    Needs to be put on pedobear, scariest thing ever!

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    • Unalighned John (JJ)

      November 4, 2013 at 13:07

      And we need a sith version

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      • Vampyre Squirrel

        November 4, 2013 at 13:35

        Like the sith squirrels!!

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  10. TiMsTeR1033

    November 4, 2013 at 13:30

    @1740f1652d3096705ef08a0a3c0fe78f:disqus why you delete you comment? You had sooo much to say to me! such a filthy mouth you have!

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    • Kyou

      November 4, 2013 at 13:46

      FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! I DID NOT DELETE IT MOTHERFUCKER.
      IT DISAPPEARED, ASK THE MODERATORS. THEY TOO SCARED TO LET ME TALK.
      AND STOP LOOKING FOR A DICKFIGHT WITH ME!!

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      • TiMsTeR1033

        November 4, 2013 at 13:52

        2 words ANGER MANAGEMENT.

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        • Rincethisweekout!

          November 4, 2013 at 14:00

          Hehe.

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      • Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)

        November 4, 2013 at 13:53

        Because Timmy would win in a dickfight with you??

        (Sorry I couldn’t resist using this!)

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          November 4, 2013 at 14:04

          MADE MY DAY MAN!

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          • Kyou

            November 4, 2013 at 14:42

            WHAT? NOW YOU RUN OFF SCARED? COME DICKFIGHT ME BITCH! STOP USING MY FUCKING NAME!

      • Weanerdog

        November 4, 2013 at 14:05

        Everytime i read @Kyou I do it in Mr. Chow’s voice, I don’t know why. Hey @Kyou could you say “Fat guy fall down – its funny cause he’s fat”

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        • Rincethisweekout!

          November 4, 2013 at 14:09

          Oh snap. Now I’ll be reading him like that too! @1740f1652d3096705ef08a0a3c0fe78f:disqus http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZSg2jhUT-kc/T2Z7EsdunPI/AAAAAAAAA1Y/Y7bJwzYuskY/s1600/mr-chow.gif

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        • Kyou

          November 4, 2013 at 14:11

          FUCK YOU GUYS! YOU USE MY NAME AS A TOY. WHAT? SO I AM A DICK FOR STANDING UP FOR MYSELF AND NOT LIKING POKEMON?
          FUCK YOU! NO!! I WILL WIN IN A DICKFIGHT!!! WE TRAIN FROM A YOUNG AGE TO DICKFIGHT!
          FUCK ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
          IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT LETS GO

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        • Kyou

          November 4, 2013 at 14:23

          ROCK,TREVOR,ADMIRAL FALL DOWN……..IS FUNNY CAUSE THEY FAT!

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      • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

        November 4, 2013 at 14:55

        Hey Kyou, just a heads up: We’re going to delete every single one of your comments now if it goes overboard.

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        • Kyou

          November 4, 2013 at 15:07

          THEN TELL YOUR PEOPLE TO STOP BAITING ME!

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  11. Ultimo_Cleric N7

    November 4, 2013 at 13:55

    The eyes…. THE EEEYYEEESS!!
    *head explodes

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  12. Charné Banger

    November 4, 2013 at 14:09

    I want one!! 😀

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  13. bob

    November 13, 2013 at 14:53

    lol

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  14. bob

    November 13, 2013 at 14:53

    lolololol

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