I love when porn sites release statistics about how gamers are accessing their services. We all know porn is abundant – that’s the whole purpose of the internet, right? But the fact that people use their gaming consoles to access the porn never ceases to amaze me. Plus, it gives such amusing and intriguing info about what gamers are actually looking for, I just can’t help but be titillated.
For the most part, these stats show some similar elements when compared with the PornHub info released earlier this year. However, there are significantly more PlayStation users than Xbox or Wii on the YouPorn platform. I’m curious if that’s based on porn purveyor preferences, or if it’s an indication of the growth of the PlayStation market share over the course of this year.
Of course, the most amusing aspect of all this is to look at the range of preferences on the various platforms. Xbox users were more likely to search for terms like “halo”, “creamy ganging” and “chubby teen” while it seems PlayStation users are bent more towards incest with terms like “mom”, “milf” and “step sister” popping up. Most amusing to me were the top five searches on the Wii at YouPorn: zelda, pokemon, hentai shamble, anime and cartoon porn. Those Nintendo Wii porn viewers certainly have unique taste, suppose they want to collect all the shiny videos?
Much like the population of Ashley Madison users, most porn console browsers are male. However, when women do logon, they tend to spend a minute longer on the site than men and also show different browsing preferences:
Women are seemingly really into third-person and content featuring lots of sword play in that they’re around 80% more likely to view videos from the Threesome, DP and Romantic categories, and are significantly more likely to search for different kinds of lesbian content as well. Terms like ‘lesbian ass,’ ‘lesbian milf,’ ‘lesbian squirt,’ and ‘lesbian strapon’ are between 237% and 1186% more likely to be searched for by women accessing YouPorn on gaming consoles than men.
More than anything, I’m just amused by how many people are using their gaming consoles for things other than gaming. I admit, my PS3 is my Netflix device, so I can’t really judge. I suppose consoles are the center of the living room entertainment experience; I have to stop being so surprised by the fact that consoles are basically just PCs we attach to our TVs now.
Last Updated: September 17, 2015
ElimiNathan
September 17, 2015 at 12:12
😀
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 17, 2015 at 12:12
“sword play” huehuehue
Thami Afurika-Jin HD
September 17, 2015 at 12:14
Pokemon Porn on Wii U ftw!
HvR
September 17, 2015 at 14:05
http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=289886&d=1441180327
Thami Afurika-Jin HD
September 17, 2015 at 14:59
My eyes!!!!
Raptor Rants
September 17, 2015 at 15:07
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Grand Admiral Chief
September 17, 2015 at 12:15
The what now?
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 17, 2015 at 12:16
I’m probably going to regret this, and I’m definitely not googling it, but what is hentai shamble? Umar?
RinceThat
September 17, 2015 at 12:33
The 3rd chapter of MGSV
RinceThis
September 17, 2015 at 13:41
No way. If there was hentai in it, Umar would be happy. That’s probably the reason he isn’t. Maybe there is NO hentai!
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 17, 2015 at 13:59
Maybe if Quiet had tentacles?
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 17, 2015 at 12:36
“halo”, “creamy ganging” and “chubby teen” … What the actual phuck, I am not going to google any of that. Halo will forever be tainted!
RinceThis
September 17, 2015 at 13:40
lol
Weanerdog
September 17, 2015 at 16:46
Because I am stupid I searched it for lulz and this is only based on the first couple of results on the search engine but it seems to have something to do with big breasted ladies who also have the ability to engage in sword play.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 18, 2015 at 09:05
I think I’ve already said this but… “sword play” huehuehue
Geoffrey Tim
September 17, 2015 at 12:27
Ladies…those pervs on the internet are trying to Pikachu.
RinceThat
September 17, 2015 at 12:31
bwahahaha
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 17, 2015 at 12:38
Next is a Rhydon joke, I just know it xD
Grand Admiral Chief
September 17, 2015 at 12:42
xD
RinceThat
September 17, 2015 at 12:32
Idle hands
VampyreSquirrel
September 17, 2015 at 12:35
no they’re not
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 17, 2015 at 12:37
http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ducks-laughing.gif
HvR
September 17, 2015 at 13:31
I see missed marketing opportunity by M$.
“With Kinect you no longer have to break contact or get your controller all sticky”
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 17, 2015 at 12:34
http://i.imgur.com/Bt8JTsH.jpg
Ryanza
September 17, 2015 at 15:08
http://data1.whicdn.com/images/15805027/large.gif
Milesh Bhana
September 17, 2015 at 13:02
not sure about Pokemon porn.. (have no idea what they could mean). But if i saw this:
http://www.gamingnow.info/chicks/jessica-nigri-cosplay-2/jessica-nigri-cosplay-pikachu-cosplay/
in a porno, i think i’d be ok with it.
HvR
September 17, 2015 at 13:27
It is clear that the majority of COD players now prefer the Playstation platform
RinceThis
September 17, 2015 at 13:33
Makes sense to me. Xbox users are all fat, cus Merica! PS4 users are perverts, cus Japanese! And Wii… Well… we don’t need to explain that…
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 17, 2015 at 13:58
Shut up you fat pervert!
RinceThis
September 17, 2015 at 13:34
Suppose it brings a new meaning to ‘Get in my Pokerball’ 0-O
Deceased
September 17, 2015 at 14:31
I wonder why women particularly would be searching for Death Prophet on YouPorn – I mean, I get that they sponsor some teams and shit, but c’mon, wouldn’t YouTube be a better place for that?
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For those that didn’t catch on… Death Prophet, aka DP, is referred to from time to time as Double Penetration
– Random DotA info of the day
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Mario Wii U
September 17, 2015 at 23:57
Wii U wins!!!
40 Insane Frogs
September 18, 2015 at 13:38
Amazing! LOL