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Win a genuine leather Borderlands messenger bag worth R 2000 (and more!)

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Man, Borderlands. It’s one of our  favourite gaming franchises. Very nearly every member of staff has spent countless hours looting and shooting on Pandora and its moon. the humour compliments the gameplay, which compliments the treasure-hunting and looting. It’s pretty close to perfect. The two Jack-centric games recently saw a remaster for new consoles  in the Handsome Collection. We’ve got copies of that game, along with some really, really frikking cool merchandise to not just one but FOUR lucky winners.

Here’s what we have to give away:

For a single, grand-prize winner, we’ve got a genuine leather Jakob’s-branded Borderlands Messenger bag. It retails on the Gearbox store for US$180, which going by my maths, is about R428, 382. Gavin insists I’m wrong though, and that it’s closer to R2200. Whatever.  For a real Borderlands fan, it’s priceless. That same winner will also bag (hah!) themselves a copy of the collection on their platform of choice, some nifty Borderlands pins and a sweeeeeeet Butt Stallion coffee mug. BUTT STALLION!jakobsomg

 

“Everyone knows the quality that goes into Jakobs weapons, especially their weighted wooden stocks. When it comes to their leather-bound accessories you can expect the same high quality and classic styling you’ve come to know from Jakobs. These leather accessories will keep your belongings safe even during the most stressful situations, like the sudden fatal passing of 97 percent of your work force!”

BUTTSTALLION

For three other randomly selected winners, we’ll have a copy of the game, the pins and the mug. All you have to do to enter is fill in the form you’ll find here. The standard caveats apply: This competition is only open to people who aren’t part of Handsome Jack’s Robot army and reside within South Africa. Competition closes on Monday 4 May. Competition winners will be emailed as well as announced on Lazygamer.net. You’re allowed one entry per wholly unique mail address – anything beyond that will be locked up in a vault.

Last Updated: April 22, 2015

83 Comments

  1. Blood Emperor Trevor

    April 22, 2015 at 12:33

    That coffee mug. I must have it.

    Reply

    • RinceThis

      April 22, 2015 at 13:22

      Get in line!

      Reply

      • Blood Emperor Trevor

        April 22, 2015 at 13:41

        I’m at the head of the line.

        Reply

        • Rock789

          April 22, 2015 at 14:13

          **sets line on fire**

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          April 22, 2015 at 17:24

          Hi, I’m Head

          Reply

      • Rock789

        April 22, 2015 at 14:13

        Wait… This isn’t the line I was looking for… DISAPPOINTED!!

        Reply

  2. Loftus

    April 22, 2015 at 12:34

    You had me with the coffee mug!

    Going to win this one for all the magical prancing princess fairies!

    Reply

    • Umar

      April 22, 2015 at 12:35

      Same here actually! Dat mug, I need it.

      Reply

      • Kromas,powered by windows 10.

        April 22, 2015 at 12:52

        We all need a little Butt Stallion in the morning.

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        • Pariah

          April 22, 2015 at 12:54

          Please read that sentence again. And maybe consider that not *all* of us need or want a little Butt Stallion in the morning.

          Reply

          • Kromas,powered by windows 10.

            April 22, 2015 at 12:57

            Many people would agree with me that they can’t even get out of bed unless they get a cup of Butt Stallion in the morning.

            Coincidentally I have a smoke afterwards. 😛

        • Umar

          April 22, 2015 at 12:55

          Yeah, I need to cut down on it, I usually have Butt Stallion like 4 times a day.

          Reply

          • Pariah

            April 22, 2015 at 12:55

            TMI bro. XD

  3. Umar

    April 22, 2015 at 12:34

    “which going by my maths, is about R428, 382.” XD XD XD XD XD, DYING!

    In anycase, awesome GW, definitely entering.

    Reply

    • RinceThis

      April 22, 2015 at 13:39

      I don’t think LG let people like you and I win 🙁 I think they delete us when they see our names 🙁

      Reply

  4. SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad

    April 22, 2015 at 12:39

    If I don’t win this one, I swear, I’ll spend the rest of my life training my very own Bloodwing to take heads off! And I’ll start with Geoff! Because DECAPITATIONS!!!!!

    Seriously though. No. 1 Batpanda of Pandora here. Reward me with LOOT! 😀

    Reply

    • Pariah

      April 22, 2015 at 12:51

      If I win, I’ll keep it and send you random pictures of me enjoying life with the loot!

      Reply

      • SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad

        April 22, 2015 at 12:55

        I take it back. Geoff is safe. Bloodwing is coming for you first!

        Reply

        • Pariah

          April 22, 2015 at 13:00

          I know this is hard, but I have to be honest with you: Bloodwing is dead. Jack blew up his head. Now the floor’s gone red. And I’m going to bed.

          Reply

  5. ReaperOfSquirrels

    April 22, 2015 at 12:40

    BUTT STALLION!

    Reply

  6. Geoffrey Tim

    April 22, 2015 at 12:45

    That bag is frikking amazing..and you’re all worried about the mug?

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      April 22, 2015 at 12:49

      IT’S A SATCHEL

      Reply

      • Umar

        April 22, 2015 at 12:52

        Man bag I think they call it.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          April 22, 2015 at 12:52

          • Umar

            April 22, 2015 at 12:54

            Man Purse!!!Sorry, that’s it!!

          • Hammersteyn

            April 22, 2015 at 12:54

            XD

          • Rock789

            April 22, 2015 at 14:16

            Fanny pack… It’s a fanny pack, let’s be honest! 😉

          • HvR

            April 22, 2015 at 16:06

            An European Carryall

    • Pariah

      April 22, 2015 at 12:49

      That bag! Insta entered. Also, I love Borderlands.

      Reply

      • SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad

        April 22, 2015 at 12:57

        Let’s be fair here. You SELECTIVELY love Borderlands. 🙂

        Reply

        • Pariah

          April 22, 2015 at 12:59

          The Pre Sequel was made by a different team who’ve since been closed down. And TPS is widely regarded as great for one play through, and then you uninstall. BL2 is STILL being played.

          So yeah, I’d play it once, but BL is all about playing it again, and again, and again, new characters, MORE LOOT.

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          • SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad

            April 22, 2015 at 13:22

            Sorry. I couldn’t read any of that. The blood and gore from your DECAPITATION by Bloodwing was obscuring my vision of your teeny tiny last written words.

            😛

          • Pariah

            April 22, 2015 at 13:23

            Just by virtue of writing this comment I’ve proven you wrong.

            Where’s Bloodwing at?

          • SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad

            April 22, 2015 at 13:23

            IT’S CALLED IMAGINATION GET WITH THE PROGRAM! Didn’t Tiny Tina teach you ANYTHING?!

            P.S. Bloodwing totally not dead. *stops listening

          • Pariah

            April 22, 2015 at 13:25

            Oh, so you’ve moved to Egypt have you?

            Because you’re in De Nile!!!!

            Nothing? No? Ok, I’ll leave now.

          • SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad

            April 22, 2015 at 13:44

            Just…

            Wow.

            That is all.

    • Blood Emperor Trevor

      April 22, 2015 at 13:12

      It’s obviously a fake. If it takes more than one item you weren’t using a Jakobs, and what’s the point of that?

      Reply

    • Greylingad

      April 22, 2015 at 14:39

      It’s a fanny pack, but a fanny pack I’ll wear…

      Reply

  7. Juanita Swanepoel

    April 22, 2015 at 12:46

    awesome would love this

    Reply

  8. Unavengedavo

    April 22, 2015 at 12:55

    That bag shall be mine… well my GF will probably hijack it… but it shall be mine!!!

    Reply

  9. PoisonedBelial

    April 22, 2015 at 12:57

    I need this!

    Reply

  10. Deceased

    April 22, 2015 at 13:01

    May the Glorious Mustard Race also enter? 😛

    Reply

    • Geoffrey Tim

      April 22, 2015 at 13:01

      Sure, but as the Handsome collection wasn;t released on Pc, you have to choose a console version. THAT SATCHEL THOUGH.

      Reply

      • Deceased

        April 22, 2015 at 13:31

        Hah!!!

        The cup is miiiiine!!!
        ( please precious, we really, really wants it )

        😀

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      April 22, 2015 at 13:01

      Yes, trade the game at BT for a PC game if you win

      Reply

      • Pariah

        April 22, 2015 at 13:04

        I chose for the console I plan on buying when I can afford it.

        Reply

        • ReaperOfSquirrels

          April 22, 2015 at 13:10

          Just before the next generation comes out?

          Reply

          • Pariah

            April 22, 2015 at 13:11

            Just after. XD

          • ReaperOfSquirrels

            April 22, 2015 at 13:16

            Sounds about right… for me at least.

      • Sir GIF Sexy

        April 22, 2015 at 13:07

        Can you REALLY trade it, Oom Ham? I feel I’m being trolled by the internetz when they say you can.

        Reply

        • Geoffrey Tim

          April 22, 2015 at 13:08

          Is likely a promo copy – which means you can’t trade it for shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          April 22, 2015 at 13:10

          You can trade it for store credit. PS4 games can net you around R300 depending on the age of the game. And PC games are cheaper than console games.

          Reply

          • Sir GIF Sexy

            April 22, 2015 at 13:51

            Oh, that stupid store credit thing the kids were crazy about in 1999.

            On ANOTHER site, it was said you can trade an Xbox O version for a PS4 version (if sealed) and Vinny Vice.

  11. Admiral Chief asked for this

    April 22, 2015 at 13:18

    BEST PRIZE EVER!

    Reply

  12. RinceThis

    April 22, 2015 at 13:22

    So much awesome here to win!

    Reply

  13. Wyzak

    April 22, 2015 at 13:26

    Epic, must have 😀

    Reply

  14. Ryanza

    April 22, 2015 at 13:31

    So if I say, Don’t Support Leather. Peta is coming for you. And I show a picture of Geralt wearing a leather jacket.

    I guess that will also get turned to shit.

    Reply

    • Geoffrey Tim

      April 22, 2015 at 13:35

      I’d laugh.

      Reply

      • RinceThis

        April 22, 2015 at 13:35

        You mean you aren’t?

        Reply

      • Ryanza

        April 22, 2015 at 14:38

        Ya you would laugh at the trolling shit that usually happens under my comments. I have not forgotten the time you called me a fucking, card.

        Reply

        • Geoffrey Tim

          April 22, 2015 at 14:42

          Nah dude. You’re usually sharp and on-point, even if you are of singular focus. You genuinely make me laugh.

          Reply

          • Ryanza

            April 22, 2015 at 14:54

            I rarely make myself laugh with my comments. Sharp and on-point, many would disagree with that. Smooth and round because it also repeats itself, lol.
            The Tomb Raider comment made me laugh but I was told I was stupid. I guess that was more funny.

          • Pariah

            April 22, 2015 at 16:59

            With regards to the Tomb Raider comment, the way you handled my misunderstanding of it was appalling. A simple explanation, much like Trevor did (although I’m not sure you’d go the troll route) would’ve sufficed. But your over reactions and terrible handling of pretty much any reply to anything you say doesn’t help a damn.

          • Ryanza

            April 22, 2015 at 18:08

            So let me understand. Your quickness to jump onto trolling me and after you have jumped up to troll me so many times before. So you blame me for how I reacted. lol.
            So if you didn’t spend all that time trolling me or so quick to jump on the troll with that Tomb Raider comment, to warrant the type of response I gave. Ya. I must be me with the problem. Your trolling nature and your trolling of me, not to blame, right.

            lol.

          • Kensei Seraph

            April 23, 2015 at 07:33

    • Hammersteyn

      April 22, 2015 at 17:22

      NO, actually that’s the most clever thing you’ve said this whole week!

      Reply

  15. Ranting Raptor

    April 22, 2015 at 13:31

    Entered. I need that coffee mug in my life. Although I won’t use it at work. People may just missunderstand what ButtStalion refers to……….

    Reply

  16. Stosta

    April 22, 2015 at 13:33

    The dissapointment I felt about not winning the GTA V compo was so severe, that I don’t think I can handle the pressure of waiting for another awesome giveaway announcement… Oh wait, I’ve already entered…

    Reply

  17. Ranting Raptor

    April 22, 2015 at 13:35

    It is mine!!!! I WILL NOT BE 7th AGAIN!!!!

    I will not be playing the world’s smallest violin this time round! This time… It’s mine

    Reply

    • Blood Emperor Trevor

      April 22, 2015 at 13:39

      Well it is the 7th* competition since that fateful day, so maybe it’s your moment.

      *may or may not be accurate

      Reply

    • Pariah

      April 22, 2015 at 13:42

      I will laugh. A lot. If you come 7th.

      Reply

      • Ranting Raptor

        April 22, 2015 at 13:47

        I won’t

        Reply

  18. 40 Insane Frogs

    April 22, 2015 at 13:36

    That mug… I want it!

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief asked for this

      April 22, 2015 at 14:04

      Nana!

      Reply

  19. PointMan

    April 22, 2015 at 13:51

  20. loftie

    April 22, 2015 at 14:05

    gief me nao pliz!

    Reply

  21. Uberutang

    April 22, 2015 at 14:09

    That MUG! And the hipster bag is not bad either!

    Reply

  22. Brandon van Reenen

    April 22, 2015 at 14:43

    ENTERED THE F*** OUT OF THIS COMPETITION!

    Reply

  23. Adri de Bruyne

    April 22, 2015 at 15:23

    I now wish to cut my eyes out and choke on the blood because that bag is so beautiful. It hurts.

    Reply

  24. Mugelbub

    April 22, 2015 at 15:34

    The bag or mug will be mine. I need a mug for work so. But then agen the bag will help as well so one og them will be mine

    Reply

  25. Loftus

    May 6, 2015 at 11:19

    still excited to win this!

    Reply

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