Man, Borderlands. It’s one of our favourite gaming franchises. Very nearly every member of staff has spent countless hours looting and shooting on Pandora and its moon. the humour compliments the gameplay, which compliments the treasure-hunting and looting. It’s pretty close to perfect. The two Jack-centric games recently saw a remaster for new consoles in the Handsome Collection. We’ve got copies of that game, along with some really, really frikking cool merchandise to not just one but FOUR lucky winners.
Here’s what we have to give away:
For a single, grand-prize winner, we’ve got a genuine leather Jakob’s-branded Borderlands Messenger bag. It retails on the Gearbox store for US$180, which going by my maths, is about R428, 382. Gavin insists I’m wrong though, and that it’s closer to R2200. Whatever. For a real Borderlands fan, it’s priceless. That same winner will also bag (hah!) themselves a copy of the collection on their platform of choice, some nifty Borderlands pins and a sweeeeeeet Butt Stallion coffee mug. BUTT STALLION!
“Everyone knows the quality that goes into Jakobs weapons, especially their weighted wooden stocks. When it comes to their leather-bound accessories you can expect the same high quality and classic styling you’ve come to know from Jakobs. These leather accessories will keep your belongings safe even during the most stressful situations, like the sudden fatal passing of 97 percent of your work force!”
For three other randomly selected winners, we’ll have a copy of the game, the pins and the mug. All you have to do to enter is fill in the form you’ll find here. The standard caveats apply: This competition is only open to people who aren’t part of Handsome Jack’s Robot army and reside within South Africa. Competition closes on Monday 4 May. Competition winners will be emailed as well as announced on Lazygamer.net. You’re allowed one entry per wholly unique mail address – anything beyond that will be locked up in a vault.
Last Updated: April 22, 2015
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 22, 2015 at 12:33
That coffee mug. I must have it.
RinceThis
April 22, 2015 at 13:22
Get in line!
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 22, 2015 at 13:41
I’m at the head of the line.
Rock789
April 22, 2015 at 14:13
**sets line on fire**
Hammersteyn
April 22, 2015 at 17:24
Hi, I’m Head
Rock789
April 22, 2015 at 14:13
Wait… This isn’t the line I was looking for… DISAPPOINTED!!
Loftus
April 22, 2015 at 12:34
You had me with the coffee mug!
Going to win this one for all the magical prancing princess fairies!
Umar
April 22, 2015 at 12:35
Same here actually! Dat mug, I need it.
Kromas,powered by windows 10.
April 22, 2015 at 12:52
We all need a little Butt Stallion in the morning.
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 12:54
Please read that sentence again. And maybe consider that not *all* of us need or want a little Butt Stallion in the morning.
Kromas,powered by windows 10.
April 22, 2015 at 12:57
Many people would agree with me that they can’t even get out of bed unless they get a cup of Butt Stallion in the morning.
Coincidentally I have a smoke afterwards. 😛
Umar
April 22, 2015 at 12:55
Yeah, I need to cut down on it, I usually have Butt Stallion like 4 times a day.
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 12:55
TMI bro. XD
Umar
April 22, 2015 at 12:34
“which going by my maths, is about R428, 382.” XD XD XD XD XD, DYING!
In anycase, awesome GW, definitely entering.
RinceThis
April 22, 2015 at 13:39
I don’t think LG let people like you and I win 🙁 I think they delete us when they see our names 🙁
SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad
April 22, 2015 at 12:39
If I don’t win this one, I swear, I’ll spend the rest of my life training my very own Bloodwing to take heads off! And I’ll start with Geoff! Because DECAPITATIONS!!!!!
Seriously though. No. 1 Batpanda of Pandora here. Reward me with LOOT! 😀
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 12:51
If I win, I’ll keep it and send you random pictures of me enjoying life with the loot!
SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad
April 22, 2015 at 12:55
I take it back. Geoff is safe. Bloodwing is coming for you first!
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 13:00
I know this is hard, but I have to be honest with you: Bloodwing is dead. Jack blew up his head. Now the floor’s gone red. And I’m going to bed.
ReaperOfSquirrels
April 22, 2015 at 12:40
BUTT STALLION!
Geoffrey Tim
April 22, 2015 at 12:45
That bag is frikking amazing..and you’re all worried about the mug?
Hammersteyn
April 22, 2015 at 12:49
IT’S A SATCHEL
Umar
April 22, 2015 at 12:52
Man bag I think they call it.
Hammersteyn
April 22, 2015 at 12:52
Umar
April 22, 2015 at 12:54
Man Purse!!!Sorry, that’s it!!
Hammersteyn
April 22, 2015 at 12:54
XD
Rock789
April 22, 2015 at 14:16
Fanny pack… It’s a fanny pack, let’s be honest! 😉
HvR
April 22, 2015 at 16:06
An European Carryall
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 12:49
That bag! Insta entered. Also, I love Borderlands.
SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad
April 22, 2015 at 12:57
Let’s be fair here. You SELECTIVELY love Borderlands. 🙂
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 12:59
The Pre Sequel was made by a different team who’ve since been closed down. And TPS is widely regarded as great for one play through, and then you uninstall. BL2 is STILL being played.
So yeah, I’d play it once, but BL is all about playing it again, and again, and again, new characters, MORE LOOT.
SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad
April 22, 2015 at 13:22
Sorry. I couldn’t read any of that. The blood and gore from your DECAPITATION by Bloodwing was obscuring my vision of your teeny tiny last written words.
😛
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 13:23
Just by virtue of writing this comment I’ve proven you wrong.
Where’s Bloodwing at?
SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad
April 22, 2015 at 13:23
IT’S CALLED IMAGINATION GET WITH THE PROGRAM! Didn’t Tiny Tina teach you ANYTHING?!
P.S. Bloodwing totally not dead. *stops listening
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 13:25
Oh, so you’ve moved to Egypt have you?
Because you’re in De Nile!!!!
Nothing? No? Ok, I’ll leave now.
SargonTheBatpandaOfAkkad
April 22, 2015 at 13:44
Just…
Wow.
That is all.
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 22, 2015 at 13:12
It’s obviously a fake. If it takes more than one item you weren’t using a Jakobs, and what’s the point of that?
Greylingad
April 22, 2015 at 14:39
It’s a fanny pack, but a fanny pack I’ll wear…
Juanita Swanepoel
April 22, 2015 at 12:46
awesome would love this
Unavengedavo
April 22, 2015 at 12:55
That bag shall be mine… well my GF will probably hijack it… but it shall be mine!!!
PoisonedBelial
April 22, 2015 at 12:57
I need this!
Deceased
April 22, 2015 at 13:01
May the Glorious Mustard Race also enter? 😛
Geoffrey Tim
April 22, 2015 at 13:01
Sure, but as the Handsome collection wasn;t released on Pc, you have to choose a console version. THAT SATCHEL THOUGH.
Deceased
April 22, 2015 at 13:31
Hah!!!
The cup is miiiiine!!!
( please precious, we really, really wants it )
😀
Hammersteyn
April 22, 2015 at 13:01
Yes, trade the game at BT for a PC game if you win
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 13:04
I chose for the console I plan on buying when I can afford it.
ReaperOfSquirrels
April 22, 2015 at 13:10
Just before the next generation comes out?
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 13:11
Just after. XD
ReaperOfSquirrels
April 22, 2015 at 13:16
Sounds about right… for me at least.
Sir GIF Sexy
April 22, 2015 at 13:07
Can you REALLY trade it, Oom Ham? I feel I’m being trolled by the internetz when they say you can.
Geoffrey Tim
April 22, 2015 at 13:08
Is likely a promo copy – which means you can’t trade it for shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Sir GIF Sexy
April 22, 2015 at 13:52
Geoff, all I do is show you love and then you come here with your big fat sass and hurt my feelings.
https://38.media.tumblr.com/4ceadc38beffb92d8732f657803c63b6/tumblr_mvli41HaLl1rlo1q2o1_400.gif
Hammersteyn
April 22, 2015 at 17:23
Really…… lol oops
Hammersteyn
April 22, 2015 at 13:10
You can trade it for store credit. PS4 games can net you around R300 depending on the age of the game. And PC games are cheaper than console games.
Sir GIF Sexy
April 22, 2015 at 13:51
Oh, that stupid store credit thing the kids were crazy about in 1999.
On ANOTHER site, it was said you can trade an Xbox O version for a PS4 version (if sealed) and Vinny Vice.
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 22, 2015 at 13:18
BEST PRIZE EVER!
RinceThis
April 22, 2015 at 13:22
So much awesome here to win!
Wyzak
April 22, 2015 at 13:26
Epic, must have 😀
Ryanza
April 22, 2015 at 13:31
So if I say, Don’t Support Leather. Peta is coming for you. And I show a picture of Geralt wearing a leather jacket.
I guess that will also get turned to shit.
Geoffrey Tim
April 22, 2015 at 13:35
I’d laugh.
RinceThis
April 22, 2015 at 13:35
You mean you aren’t?
Ryanza
April 22, 2015 at 14:38
Ya you would laugh at the trolling shit that usually happens under my comments. I have not forgotten the time you called me a fucking, card.
Geoffrey Tim
April 22, 2015 at 14:42
Nah dude. You’re usually sharp and on-point, even if you are of singular focus. You genuinely make me laugh.
Ryanza
April 22, 2015 at 14:54
I rarely make myself laugh with my comments. Sharp and on-point, many would disagree with that. Smooth and round because it also repeats itself, lol.
The Tomb Raider comment made me laugh but I was told I was stupid. I guess that was more funny.
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 16:59
With regards to the Tomb Raider comment, the way you handled my misunderstanding of it was appalling. A simple explanation, much like Trevor did (although I’m not sure you’d go the troll route) would’ve sufficed. But your over reactions and terrible handling of pretty much any reply to anything you say doesn’t help a damn.
Ryanza
April 22, 2015 at 18:08
So let me understand. Your quickness to jump onto trolling me and after you have jumped up to troll me so many times before. So you blame me for how I reacted. lol.
So if you didn’t spend all that time trolling me or so quick to jump on the troll with that Tomb Raider comment, to warrant the type of response I gave. Ya. I must be me with the problem. Your trolling nature and your trolling of me, not to blame, right.
lol.
Kensei Seraph
April 23, 2015 at 07:33
Smooth, round and sharp…
You are a chakram!
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/chroniclesofarn/images/9/9f/Chakram-01.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120522041002
Hammersteyn
April 22, 2015 at 17:22
NO, actually that’s the most clever thing you’ve said this whole week!
Ranting Raptor
April 22, 2015 at 13:31
Entered. I need that coffee mug in my life. Although I won’t use it at work. People may just missunderstand what ButtStalion refers to……….
Stosta
April 22, 2015 at 13:33
The dissapointment I felt about not winning the GTA V compo was so severe, that I don’t think I can handle the pressure of waiting for another awesome giveaway announcement… Oh wait, I’ve already entered…
Ranting Raptor
April 22, 2015 at 13:35
It is mine!!!! I WILL NOT BE 7th AGAIN!!!!
I will not be playing the world’s smallest violin this time round! This time… It’s mine
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 22, 2015 at 13:39
Well it is the 7th* competition since that fateful day, so maybe it’s your moment.
*may or may not be accurate
Pariah
April 22, 2015 at 13:42
I will laugh. A lot. If you come 7th.
Ranting Raptor
April 22, 2015 at 13:47
I won’t
40 Insane Frogs
April 22, 2015 at 13:36
That mug… I want it!
Admiral Chief asked for this
April 22, 2015 at 14:04
Nana!
PointMan
April 22, 2015 at 13:51
Must Have!!!
http://i.imgur.com/DYO6X.gif
loftie
April 22, 2015 at 14:05
gief me nao pliz!
Uberutang
April 22, 2015 at 14:09
That MUG! And the hipster bag is not bad either!
Brandon van Reenen
April 22, 2015 at 14:43
ENTERED THE F*** OUT OF THIS COMPETITION!
Adri de Bruyne
April 22, 2015 at 15:23
I now wish to cut my eyes out and choke on the blood because that bag is so beautiful. It hurts.
Mugelbub
April 22, 2015 at 15:34
The bag or mug will be mine. I need a mug for work so. But then agen the bag will help as well so one og them will be mine
Loftus
May 6, 2015 at 11:19
still excited to win this!