So you want a super-duper deluxe edition of The Witcher 2, do ya? The kind that comes with a blingy medallion, awesome game, and a book that is fantastic to read on cold nights? It might sound like I’m showing off about the dark edition that I own and…Waitaminute, I am showing off!
That collectors edition rocks, and I want to tell everyone about it. But I sure as hell am not going to share it, which is good news for one fellow person on this site, as they’ve just won themselves a Dark Edition.
Which means that they get to experience the same squeetastic feeling I did when I opened mine up. Thanks to the awesome folks at Megarom Interactive, we’re giving away one Dark Edition to…
For the rest of you who didn’t win, but still want the game, maybe Garth’s review can convince you to invest some time and money to procure this marvellous title.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.