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And the Unotelly Subscription winners are…

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I’m fairly new to Netflix and Hulu, but I must admit that I can’t imagine living without them now. Being able to load up the latest episode of Arrow and hear “Ollieeeeeee” as early as the folk in the United States is a treat, or simply binging on the Underwoods with House of Cards is my idea of a good weekend. And now it will be too three other lucky sods.

None of this would be possible without Unotelly, and now three of you have won a whole year’s worth of excuses to never get up from your chair for the next 365 days. Consulting our ever honest friend Random.Org, and taking into account comments that actually adhered to listing series, the top three culled from the actual VALID entries were:

Unotelly Winners

So congratulations Jonah Cash, Keagan Allen and Kesh1911. You’ll all soon get an email allowing you to activate your year-long subscription – but you’ll have to get your own popcorn, TV and, most importantly, stable internet connection. We’re still working on trying to give away miracles, but good internet is still a while off.

Don’t worry too much if you didn’t win. We’re still giving away a code a piece on both Twitter and Facebook, so if you follow us on either you still have a shot. A small one because so many of you love us so dearly, but a shot nonetheless.

Last Updated: July 13, 2015

124 Comments

  1. WOOOOT JONAH!!!

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    • Admiral Chief's Adventure

      July 13, 2015 at 15:01

      AND THE OTHER GUYS TOO!

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  2. Sageville

    July 13, 2015 at 15:03

    “I won, but at what cost!”

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  3. RinceThis

    July 13, 2015 at 15:03

    Don’t worry, you’ll get the email just after I get my LG beanie/parachute.

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    • Ranting Raptor

      July 13, 2015 at 15:15

      WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      July 13, 2015 at 15:17

      I bet Eskom delivers faster
      *Runs

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  4. VampyreSquirrel

    July 13, 2015 at 15:06

    OMG! Someone we know!!!

    Reply

    • RinceThis

      July 13, 2015 at 15:07

      I know! I’m in shock! It must be a new policy thing…

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      • VampyreSquirrel

        July 13, 2015 at 15:07

        lol… not likely.

        Edit: And there were only 20 items in the list XD

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  5. Hammersteyn

    July 13, 2015 at 15:08

    I’m very happy for @disqus_VB0THghkAC:disqus especially. Congrats all!

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    • RinceThis

      July 13, 2015 at 15:09

      But he didn’t win anything…

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      • Hammersteyn

        July 13, 2015 at 15:12

        Oh shit, I read wrong! I am such fail…..

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        • Ir0nseraph

          July 13, 2015 at 15:14

          XD.
          It seems you had too much fun this weekend.

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          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 15:15

            And zero sleep XD

          • Admiral Chief's Adventure

            July 13, 2015 at 15:28

            I have photographic proof of this…..

          • Ir0nseraph

            July 13, 2015 at 15:34

            O really, I am just worried, once seen it can never be unseen

          • Guild

            July 13, 2015 at 15:59

            Admiral never forgets XD

        • RinceThis

          July 13, 2015 at 15:14

          YOU ARE FAIL!

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        • Nikola

          July 14, 2015 at 08:27

          don’t lie you did it on purpose to make him feel bad that he was just one spot off hahaha…

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          • Hammersteyn

            July 14, 2015 at 08:42

            I thought all six had won XD

      • Guild

        July 13, 2015 at 15:57

        After today I’m not surprised I missed it by 1 🙁

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    • Guild

      July 13, 2015 at 15:56

      Thanks Hammer 😛

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      • Hammersteyn

        July 13, 2015 at 16:09

        I’m such an idiot!

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    • FoxOneZA

      July 13, 2015 at 16:00

      • Hammersteyn

        July 13, 2015 at 16:08

        Shame man
        *Hugs

        Reply

  6. DragonSpirit009

    July 13, 2015 at 15:13

    Congrats everyone! Lucky buggers!

    Reply

  7. Ranting Raptor

    July 13, 2015 at 15:15

    Brace yourselves. Random . org hate is coming

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    • Hammersteyn

      July 13, 2015 at 15:16

      I’m bummed that they cut it off at number 6……..

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      • Dutch Matrix

        July 13, 2015 at 15:17

        6mm? Wow. That explains a lot. So Hammer is more a thumbtack…

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        • Hammersteyn

          July 13, 2015 at 15:21

          You’re the one that complained it hurts you big baby.

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          • Lord Chaos

            July 13, 2015 at 15:22

            *His hand from trying to get grip?

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:23

            No hand can stretch like that

          • Dutch Matrix

            July 13, 2015 at 15:23

            I could not come up with a better come back. Well done!

          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 15:24

            Well you always come back for more.

          • Dutch Matrix

            July 13, 2015 at 15:26

            Hammer! Stop Masturbating and trying to comment at the same time! For fuck sakes man! People are trying to have late lunch/coffee! Inconsiderate little fuck!

          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 15:27

            It’s called multitasking

          • Dutch Matrix

            July 13, 2015 at 15:28

            I don’t care! Find someone else to masturbate to. I hear Geoff is open…

          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 15:29

            *Sigh
            You were so kind in the beginning

          • Dutch Matrix

            July 13, 2015 at 15:34

            Me? Kind?

          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 16:09

            Alright, there was less abuse at the start

          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 15:24

            No, he grips his ankles just fine,

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:24

            lol

      • Captain JJ wants moar

        July 13, 2015 at 15:20

        LOL
        Beat me to it XD

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      • Aries

        July 13, 2015 at 15:21

        Was just going to say it

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      • Ranting Raptor

        July 13, 2015 at 16:11

        I’m not 🙂

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        • Hammersteyn

          July 13, 2015 at 16:37

          XD

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    • Dutch Matrix

      July 13, 2015 at 15:16

      I still hate you! Dino-Bitch!

      Reply

      • Ranting Raptor

        July 13, 2015 at 16:11

        lol

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  8. Captain JJ wants moar

    July 13, 2015 at 15:19

    Jonah!
    A regular!
    I almost can’t believe it.

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    • Brady miaau

      July 13, 2015 at 15:29

      Yeah, it also has me going

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    • Admiral Chief's Adventure

      July 13, 2015 at 15:37

      Well, since the awesome comps are no longer advertised on N24….A TRUE LOYAL READER WILL WIN MORE OFTEN!!!

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      • Skoobaz

        July 14, 2015 at 13:45

        I’ve been off the reservation for a couple weeks. Newborn in the house. WOOT! …and noticed lazygamer not affiliated to N24 no more? Not a bad thing, at all!

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        • Admiral Chief's Adventure

          July 14, 2015 at 13:56

          Glad you found your way back here!

          Also, CONGRATS DADDDDDIEEEEE

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          • Skoobaz

            July 15, 2015 at 11:06

            I teleport here directly, just scroll N24, especially the sports section. it relates to my job and the comments section is friggin hilarious! And thanks, It’s awesome being a Dad!

  9. Aries

    July 13, 2015 at 15:22

    Congrats

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    • Hammersteyn

      July 13, 2015 at 15:22

      But not really…XD

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      • Aries

        July 13, 2015 at 15:23

        HAha, not actually, I’m a kind person

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        • Captain JJ wants moar

          July 13, 2015 at 15:23

          Never leave Lagz. There are too few of you. ;P

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          • Aries

            July 13, 2015 at 15:25

            This site is full of kind people!? Isn’t it?

          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 15:25

            About three of them.

          • Aries

            July 13, 2015 at 15:26

            lol

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:26

            You, Aries and?
            Definitely not Rince or…forbid…Admiral!

          • Dutch Matrix

            July 13, 2015 at 15:27

            What about me? I’m kind…

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:27

            Kind of what?

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            July 13, 2015 at 15:27

            Disturbed?

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:27

            Sounds right.

          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 15:28

            …of special?

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            July 13, 2015 at 15:27

            What about Trevor?

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:27

            LOOOOOOOOOOOL
            Oh, you were serious?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            July 13, 2015 at 15:27

            I was just going to say that. Me! I’m helpful.

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:28

            THANKS A LOT OF SAYING I’M KIND BY THE WAY! ;P
            For the amount of abuse I take..

          • Dutch Matrix

            July 13, 2015 at 15:29

            Oh shut up you whiny little cow!

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:31

            *sniff
            That’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me Dutch.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            July 13, 2015 at 15:29

            I’m helpful, not delusional. ;P

          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 15:28

            You think I’m nice? Aaaaaaawwwwwwww

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:30

            You are Jack’s complete lack of surprise 😉

          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 15:31

            and dignity

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:31

            I seem to be Jill’s nipple. Sadly

          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 15:33

            Hahahaha

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            July 13, 2015 at 15:34

            This Jill maybe?

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:35

            Should I be thanking my work now that YouTube is blocked?

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            July 13, 2015 at 15:35

            Hahaha, Luckily not!

          • Skoobaz

            July 14, 2015 at 13:46

            You are one of the three based on your upvoting then

          • Hammersteyn

            July 14, 2015 at 13:53

            It cancels out my trolling XD

          • Lord Chaos

            July 13, 2015 at 15:26

            Now that it’s blocked at my work… bastards…

          • Hammersteyn

            July 13, 2015 at 15:26

            LOL shame man.

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:27

            That sucks man.

        • Hammersteyn

          July 13, 2015 at 15:25

          Truth

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        • DragonSpirit009

          July 13, 2015 at 15:33

          I’m sooo enjoying these comments! Making my blue Monday a bit nicer

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    • Captain JJ wants moar

      July 13, 2015 at 15:22

      That sounds like a:
      “congrats……bastards”

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      • Hammersteyn

        July 13, 2015 at 15:22

        lol yeah

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      • Aries

        July 13, 2015 at 15:23

        Like I said, ai ya, I didn’t see this competition, so can’t be mad

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        • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

          July 13, 2015 at 15:24

          I can’t be mad either, if I’d have won, I wouldn’t be able to use it anyway…Lovely 3G…

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          • Aries

            July 13, 2015 at 15:27

            I got a 2mb line, and patience ain’t strong with me

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            July 13, 2015 at 15:29

            Oigh…Geez…Yep, no, that’ll bring an end to patience….very quickly, very quickly indeed…

          • VampyreSquirrel

            July 13, 2015 at 15:28

            “Let me just start watching this… AND I’m capped!”

          • Aries

            July 13, 2015 at 15:29

            Sounds right

          • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

            July 13, 2015 at 15:30

            HAHAHAHA!!!! Let me just recharge it with a 5 GB voucher AAAANNNNDDDD it’s gone….

  10. Brady miaau

    July 13, 2015 at 15:28

    Just started using this.

    Awesome stuff. Just stops working when you change IP. Duh. But easy to resolve as well.

    It worked, very, very well. Great stuff, really.

    BUT some services work better than others. For example, the Hulu is crap, Netflix streams great quality quickly AND uses much less data than, say, youtube.

    ALSO, free if you are in England, BBC

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    • Captain JJ wants moar

      July 13, 2015 at 15:33

      Well, if you live in England they have to give you free stuff to make you believe you’re enjoying yourself there ;P

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      • Dutch Matrix

        July 13, 2015 at 15:34

        If only our government would do the same…

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        • Captain JJ wants moar

          July 13, 2015 at 15:35

          They give stuff for free.
          To themselves.

          Reply

  11. Admiral Chief's Adventure

    July 13, 2015 at 15:28

    Yeeeeeessssssssssssss, use up the random.org karma! More for the rest of us!

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    • Captain JJ wants moar

      July 13, 2015 at 15:41

      Vipaka is technically the right term.
      Karma is the action that sets into motion the reaction. The reaction is called vipaka. ;P

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      • Admiral Chief's Adventure

        July 13, 2015 at 15:46

        Well the action would be entering the comp, eliciting a reaction of random results

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  12. Jonah Cash

    July 13, 2015 at 15:35

    Hahahaha!! Busy working my ass off, and all of a sudden my twitter goes crazy… Thank you gents! It is much appreciated, and random.org I take back all the nasty things that I have ever said about you 🙂

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    • Captain JJ wants moar

      July 13, 2015 at 15:38

      Woohoo!
      Luckily the internet in our area is quite stable too 🙂 Win win for you.

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      • Jonah Cash

        July 13, 2015 at 15:39

        Yeah my 10mb line will probably do the trick! And I have that 200gig a month package from Afrihost, so might as well start using it o/

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        • Captain JJ wants moar

          July 13, 2015 at 15:40

          Oh excellent. Afrihost ftw. I see they’re planning on expanding with fibre in the area now too. They’ve already done the area across the road from me.

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          • Jonah Cash

            July 13, 2015 at 15:41

            Shit that would be awesome! I am just happy for the 10mb line, such a big difference from 4mb. And it is more stable after they upgraded the area!

          • Captain JJ wants moar

            July 13, 2015 at 15:42

            I’m still on 4mb for the moment. So trying to hide my jealousy 😉

    • FoxOneZA

      July 13, 2015 at 15:53

      Congrats bud. Time to upgrade that ‘ol cap to 100gb 😉 😉

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief's Adventure

        July 13, 2015 at 15:53

        I believe he did, to 200GB

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        • FoxOneZA

          July 13, 2015 at 15:54

          Ah, just read that now. The guy plans ahead 😀

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  13. FoxOneZA

    July 13, 2015 at 15:51

    I made the Top 5 and still never win 🙁

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  14. HairyEwok

    July 13, 2015 at 15:58

    Why you no show nr 7 XD.

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  15. Richard

    July 13, 2015 at 17:48

    Congratulations to all winners

    Reply

  16. Nikola

    July 14, 2015 at 08:26

    Jonah congrats!!!

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    • Nikola

      July 14, 2015 at 08:26

      oh crap Guild was soooooooooooo close hahaha!

      Reply

  17. Spathi

    July 14, 2015 at 08:36

    Congrats Jonah! Glad someone we know won!

    Reply

  18. Keagan Allan

    July 15, 2015 at 19:23

    Sweet guys!!
    Thanks so much!
    Just got an Apple TV so this is perfect!!

    Reply

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