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By The Grand Admiral Chief

By now you have been trying to figure out just what exactly to do with yourself now that Lazygamer has officially ran away…..erm….took a well-deserved break. Well, look no further dear reader, because there is an answer for your condition….

So I pitched this idea to Geoff, to give the last few stragglers of 2015 a last chance to have fun amongst ourselves. This seemed like a simple idea, but now having to do a write-up about it, seems more daunting as I carefully watch the word count…

But before I get ahead of myself, let’s do a quick recap of what exactly the comments section means to the regular, as well as not so regular (eat more fiber dammit!) reader/commenter. As a fairly frequent frequenter of the site (FFF), it has become part of my daily coping mechanism for getting through the day. Whether it be trolling about eyebrows, the ever single player experience, preferences to games or platforms, or even doing mandatory staff support comments, I’ve found myself just having a better day when talking relevant, or not even remotely relevant things with the fellow readers of this fine site.

Let me go on record officially to state that the Lazygamer team is amazing, when I think about the hours they put in to give us quality things to read, joke about and partake in, it just blows my mind. They are constantly striving to create a damn fine site, and it shows. So I take my hat off to you and you are all worthy of the [Admiral Chief Stamp of Approval]

Now, to you, the rest, the regular rockstars, the loving lurkers, the kickass keyboard warriors, and the terrific trolls, thank you for making things interesting, every day. Sharing your thoughts, views, jokes, gifs, and body odour, make this community something awesome.

Last Updated: December 22, 2015

801 Comments

  1. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 08:35

    Geoff, you magnificent beast you!

    Thanks for taking time to post this, I know you are on leave dude.

    We love you!

    Reply

  2. Captain JJ 4x

    December 22, 2015 at 08:38

    Isn’t your name supposed to go at the bottom? If you start with your name people might lose interest before even reading the article. ;P

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 08:39

      He prefers the top? O_o

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 08:39

      It drew your attention, so your point is moot, MOOT I SAY!

      Reply

  3. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 08:41

    I wonder if the LazyUnderPants are still floating somewhere…I think they need a victim winner in 2016

    Reply

  4. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 08:42

    O crap, if we comment too much on this article could this mean @Admiral_Chief:disqus can be in the running for Batman of the week?

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 08:44

      O_O

      I….never thought of that……I CAN BE BATMAN????

      Reply

    • Greylingad[CNFRMD]

      December 22, 2015 at 09:28

      Batman,cabbage, well everything really…

      Reply

      • VampyreSquirrel

        December 22, 2015 at 09:59

        Batcabbage of the week?

        Or Cabbageman of the week?

        Reply

  5. Generic ZA

    December 22, 2015 at 08:43

    Erm, Enjoy your break but for the love of crunchy peanut butter, please say No to BO 😀

    Reply

  6. Lord Chaos

    December 22, 2015 at 08:43

    Stuck at work yes, but I have battlenet and steam open, just trying to figure out where to start.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 08:45

      You start a flame war on reddit on why the one is greater than the other?

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 22, 2015 at 08:46

        Nope.
        But I do think I’ll probably just open Fallout 4 tomorrow and get lost.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 08:47

          Level 50 atm. Unlocked a perk where you can fast travel even if overencumbered. Muhahahahaha pick up all the things!

          Reply

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 08:48

            Only 41 now. Haven’t played much in the last 2 weeks.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 08:50

            I swear, every time I start a quest I get distracted by a new location on the map. i’ll never finish it at this rate, which is fine by me. XD

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 08:52

            Same here. But at least I have fully upgraded X01

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 08:53

            Same here, I even upped the difficulty to very hard yesterday.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 08:56

            So….the game made you…very hard…

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 09:07

            yes…..wait what?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:07

            xD

          • VampyreSquirrel

            December 22, 2015 at 08:57

            “I need to go over there to do this… OOOOOO! What’s THAT!?”

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:02

            Sounds like a Bethesda game

          • VampyreSquirrel

            December 22, 2015 at 09:03

            That was me in Fallout 3, New Vegas, Oblivion, Skyrim and now it’s me in Fallout 4

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:07

            Ain’t nuttin’ wrong with that

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 09:08

            XD Loot all the things!

          • VampyreSquirrel

            December 22, 2015 at 08:53

            I just hit level 30 yesterday.

  7. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 08:53

    • HvR

      December 22, 2015 at 09:04

      Ahh reminds me of an important public service announcement:

      When launching stick rockets from ass on New Years DO NOT CLENCH YOUR CHEEKS.

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 09:07

        Sounds legit. Personal experience?

        Reply

        • HvR

          December 22, 2015 at 09:17

          We do not talk about that

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:20

            About what?

            😉

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 09:12

      SO MANY IDIOTAS

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 22, 2015 at 09:13

        So much fun to see them get hurt.

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 09:14

          And the cat-fails!

          Reply

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 09:27

            I feel like the most important one was left out.
            The 3kg weight incident.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:30

            xD
            (refresh)

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 09:16

        That can afford expensive cameras and smart phones O_o

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 09:19

          IKR?????????

          Reply

        • HvR

          December 22, 2015 at 09:25

          Do not forget the selfie sticks

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 09:30

            DAMN THOSE THINGS TO HELL

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 09:31

            Also man buns, WTF!?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:32

            If I see you with a man bun, you are dead to me

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 09:34

            I’m already half bald, imagine what it would look like

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 09:35

            I’m eating here!!!

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 09:35

            good, serves you right for not sharing
            *Runs

        • VampyreSquirrel

          December 22, 2015 at 09:32

          And remote control planes to crash with.

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:33

            …and laugh about it!

  8. Generic ZA

    December 22, 2015 at 09:02

    The party’s over, such a shame, I’m living in another world, but it’d my life and life’s what you make it … dum dum girl enough with the talk talk, let’s rather go play a game. #TooMuchTimeOnMyHands 😀

    Reply

  9. Umar

    December 22, 2015 at 09:06

    Can I post Justin Bieber songs here?

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 09:07

      You might get banned for a year

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 09:12

      I’m sorry, did you post something?

      Reply

      • Umar

        December 22, 2015 at 09:13

        WOOOOOOW STOP OPPRESSING ME AND MY FREEDOM TO POST BIEBER JAMS.

        Reply

        • AfricanTime

          December 22, 2015 at 09:20

          Just say you’re ‘Sorry’ ..

          Reply

          • Umar

            December 22, 2015 at 09:25

            I don’t understand?…What do you mean?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:30

            Strange, things keep being deleted, quite odd

          • Umar

            December 22, 2015 at 09:34

            EVIL! Abusing your power!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:40

            I always have the power, you’d better belieb it

          • Umar

            December 22, 2015 at 09:45

            Hehehe I infected you 😀

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 09:29

          Careful, you might be Im”Peach”ed

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:29

            Yoh yoh yoh

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 09:31

            XD

          • Umar

            December 22, 2015 at 09:34

            Lol………I think that’s something that should stay in LG’s past

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 09:21

      If you want to die. Yes.

      Reply

      • Umar

        December 22, 2015 at 09:25

        Die or dance? I’m pretty sure you meant dance.

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 22, 2015 at 09:25

          I don’t dance. I trample!

          Reply

          • Umar

            December 22, 2015 at 09:28

            You’re trampling on the beliebs of beliebers everywhere

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:29

            They/you have no rights here

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 09:29

            With my rugby boots, aaaaah the sounds of bones snapping and clothes shredding

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:30

            Falalalala la la la laaaaaa

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 09:30

            Tis the season

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:31

            …TO TRAMPLE ON THEM

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:31

            No wait, that is ok all year around

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 09:42

            I don’t own, nor have I ever owned those, but I will use my fancy boots!

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 09:47

            Nostalgia, good times

        • VampyreSquirrel

          December 22, 2015 at 09:32

          Nope, he meant die.

          Reply

          • Umar

            December 22, 2015 at 09:34

            See…now that is open to intreptetation because I’m almost 98.5% certain he meant dance.

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 09:34

            You can dance if you want to.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 09:35

            You can leave your friends behind

          • Umar

            December 22, 2015 at 09:37

            Your friends don’t dance

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 09:42

            XD

  10. ElimiNathan

    December 22, 2015 at 09:14

    🙁

    Reply

  11. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 09:19

    09h19

    🙁

    Reply

  12. Greylingad[CNFRMD]

    December 22, 2015 at 09:25

    I’ve been on leave for almost a week…doesn’t feel like it though, like they say in English Strength…strength to the guys still working I hope these last few days aren’t as rushed as earlier this year, Lagz team,you guys rock! Thanks for supplying us with the best entertainment this side of the galaxy! 2015 was a darned good year, and not like the tyres…

    Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 22, 2015 at 09:56

      What entertainment have you been getting on the other side of the galaxy?

      Reply

  13. VampyreSquirrel

    December 22, 2015 at 09:37

    We’re all just sitting here, talking randomly, and Trevor is playing Warframe

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 09:38

      I’d rather do the aforementioned than watch a timer 😛

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 22, 2015 at 09:40

        I’d be willing to bet Trevor is also talking randomly, just too himself.

        Reply

  14. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 09:45

    09h44, well, poef

    Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      December 22, 2015 at 09:46

      And steam sale hasn’t even started yet.

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 09:47

        I saw the badges already!

        Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 09:46

      Eeeuuuwww

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 09:48

        Good colour, consistency. My red meat staple diet is working nicely

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 22, 2015 at 09:49

          *throws up

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:50

            [Inspects JJ’s outcome]

            Interesting, carrots?

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 09:53

            *spider legs

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 09:55

            Yummy, did you have it raw?

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:04

            What am I, an animal? Of course I prepared them. 😉

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 09:55

            You allow some strange things on your head. O_o

    • Lord Chaos

      December 22, 2015 at 09:47

      On the up side, a “Cheerleaders” opened here just over a month ago. 🙂

      Reply

  15. Her Highness the Hipster

    December 22, 2015 at 09:47

    And here I thought this post would be the usual typo-filled holiday post from Gavin… imagine my (pleasant) surprise seeing this instead!

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 09:50

      Well Admiral is OCD with spelling. So you know how it is.
      Besides, he can’t risk making a mistake here, we’d tear him apart.

      Reply

      • VampyreSquirrel

        December 22, 2015 at 09:58

        CDO*

        Reply

        • Lord Chaos

          December 22, 2015 at 09:59

          Damn, beat me to it. 🙁

          Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 09:59

          PVF

          Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 22, 2015 at 10:02

          XD

          Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      December 22, 2015 at 09:50

      *peasant

      *RUNS

      Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 22, 2015 at 09:58

      Hi Mommy Zoe!!!

      Reply

  16. Sageville

    December 22, 2015 at 09:50

    I’m here, entertain me!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 09:51

      Fail Video is below 😀

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 09:52

      (refresh)

      Reply

  17. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 09:58

    Dagdronk, kom ons raak ‘n bietjie dagdronk
    Dis amper soos ‘n dagdroom
    Ons raak net flippen dronk

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 09:59

      Kom ons praat oor die ou dae
      En oor hoe vreemd dinge nou raak
      Kom ons raak ‘n bietjie dronk in die dag
      En ons hou ‘n partytjie in die son

      Reply

      • VampyreSquirrel

        December 22, 2015 at 10:01

        Drinking in the sun is a BAAAAAAAD idea.

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 22, 2015 at 11:34

          it gets better once your pissed 😛

          Reply

    • Umar

      December 22, 2015 at 09:59

      Ek praat nie Afrikaans nie.

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 22, 2015 at 10:00

        Hy ook nie, hy sing.

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 22, 2015 at 10:03

          That’s a song? I can’t imagine Admiral singing

          Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 10:00

        So gedink as mens na jou kak musieksmaak kyk

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 22, 2015 at 10:03

          Yoh.

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:08

            You like bieber?

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:10

            Fuck no. But you just indirectly said that English people have bad music taste.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:11

            Nope, said that Umar has bad music tast.

            Actually, most people have terrible taste in music

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:12

            He said he doesn’t speak Afrikaans, then you said you thought so, judging by his “kak” music taste.
            That’s a positive correlation right there.
            But I’m just nitpicking.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:20

            Yes, you are a nit

          • Umar

            December 22, 2015 at 10:18

            Actually I have good taste, okay. I think Danny K is God’s gift to music.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:18

            Who’s Danny K?

          • Umar

            December 22, 2015 at 10:19

            God’s Gift to music.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:21

            If God is a DJ, then Danny is the janitor 😛

          • HvR

            December 22, 2015 at 11:43

            Speak for yourself my taste in music is fokken awesome

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 11:44

            YES!

          • Ottokie

            December 22, 2015 at 11:45

            Again with this…now I have to listen to it xD

          • HvR

            December 22, 2015 at 11:46

            From 2:45 the music video gets very Avo 🙂

          • Ottokie

            December 22, 2015 at 11:47

            Hahaha that is a fine description

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 11:47

            MOST people, not ALL people

          • Umar

            December 22, 2015 at 10:14

            I expect nothing less from Admiral. NOTHING LESS

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:15

            😀

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:20

            Awwwwww

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 22, 2015 at 10:02

        We’ll have our own poems, with Blackjack and hookers

        Reply

  18. Umar

    December 22, 2015 at 10:04

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 10:05

      Work is a game. A game of politics!

      Reply

  19. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:04

    Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 10:06

      Listening to Admiral Chief’s advice will not kill you.
      Only maim your brain.

      Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      December 22, 2015 at 10:16

      Looking at a certain news site’s gaming section makes you puke in your mouth a little bit.

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 10:19

        xD

        Reply

  20. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:05

    The first person to prove that cow’s milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 10:06

      Or very curious

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 22, 2015 at 10:09

        Or he was a half cow superhero who roamed the lands in search for the very wolf who killed his father on that one fateful night!
        His body was not yet as powerful as he needed it to be, but his spirit would carry him all the way to his destination: The wolf pits of greenshaven; where he would meet and face his nemesis.
        It was more than a journey of justice, it was a path to self discovery!
        ….and somewhere along the way he got thirsty and drank some milk from a cow.

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 10:12

          Sounds valid.

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 10:19

          O_o

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:19

            Researchers have discovered that cows stand up for longer periods when it is hot — proving there is a definite link between their behaviour and the weather — because it also suggests they lie down when it is colder, which is often what happens to the weather just before it rains.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:20

            And they taste delicious

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:20

            IKR????

            TONIGHT WE BRAAI

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:20

            The weather lies down when it’s cold? Interesting

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 10:18

      145 comments so far, previous one has 102 O_o

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 10:19

        Does this make me Batman yet?

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 22, 2015 at 10:19

          No, but you’re making a good Robin so far

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:20

            He’s just about tall enough

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:20

            😀

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:21

            I’m like double Darryn’s size.

            You are Bane compared to me

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:21

            XD

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 10:22

            Nothing wrong with double d’s

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:22

            He’s Chewbacca compared to most people. 😀

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:22

            I can imitate Chewy too.

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:23

            We must drink together. I made a good scruffy looking nerf herder.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:23

            Lies, they shaved 30% of your brows to make the Chewbacca suit!

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:24

            Exactly. Hence why I cannot be Chewie.

    • Generic ZA

      December 22, 2015 at 11:47

      Always wondered how he or she explained what they where going to do to the cow or did they just do it before explaining to the family. (Okay tou can take a breath now, sigh no punctuation. 😀

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 11:48

        O_O

        Reply

  21. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:21

    Sea level is about 20 cm higher on the Pacific side than the Atlantic due to the water being less dense on the Pacific side, on average, and due to the prevailing weather and ocean conditions. Such sea level differences are common across many short sections of land dividing ocean basins.

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 10:22

      Is this what Lagz has been reduced to? Education?

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 10:22

        Kazooie is a red crested breegull who has appeared in all of the Banjo-Kazooie games up to date. Breegulls are fictional animals that resemble bird-like characters. Kazooie resides with Banjo most of the time. She lives with Banjo inside his blue backpack, yet has no deeper relationship with him.

        Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 10:23

    • Lord Chaos

      December 22, 2015 at 10:23

      Let’s hope the people have the same trait as the water.

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 22, 2015 at 10:23

        I’m sure with enough heat you can make someone evaporate.

        Reply

  22. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:23

    An average professional football game lasts 3 hours and 12 minutes, but if you tally up the time when the ball is actually in play, the action amounts to a mere 11 minutes.

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 10:24

      SISSIES!

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 10:24

      But there’s 45 minutes every half?

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 10:25

        “actually in play”

        Reply

  23. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:23

    Officially titled the M9A1 Rocket Launcher, it was called bazooka after a crude horn of that name used by radio comedian Bob Burns. The bazooka was developed chiefly for attacking tanks and fortified positions at short range.

    Reply

  24. oVg

    December 22, 2015 at 10:24

    This thread is CRAZY 🙂

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 10:25

      Even WITHOUT Rince!

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 22, 2015 at 10:26

        Personally I’d rather go with summoning bloody mary.

        Reply

      • oVg

        December 22, 2015 at 10:31

        Rince will be on-line like a crazy person in a couple of hours. He is at Kaer Morhen currently. Once he finishes that mission he will be blown away.

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 22, 2015 at 10:32

          I’ve been eyeing Witcher now for a week, but I promised myself only to start my next playthrough next year.

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 10:34

            same, I bought it again. Rince gets to keep mine as an xmas present. The last time I played it was half a year ago Pre-Patch. I have the latest patch V1.11 and its so different to the game I experience. The frame rate is amazing and the inventory is smoother than ever. I also think the new SONY headphones have totally immersed me into the Witcher even more. DARN fine game.

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:36

            Uhm. Yea.
            I also did. :/

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 10:33

          Agreed

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 10:33

          Oh hope he gets the kak ending 😛

          Reply

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:34

            You people are monsters!
            I got the bad ending.
            I’m still crying a little bit inside.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:35

            Oh SNAP!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:35

            You should feel bad

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:36

            I don’t even need to cast Axii. JJ is done for.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:39

            He dropped the ending?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:42

            LOOOL

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 10:35

            I always knew you and D were twins separated at birth.

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:36

            D is a good man. Don’t you judge him.
            He’s just misunderstood.
            Severely misunderstood.

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 10:37

            Killing Tali is no misunderstanding

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 10:37

            TRISS looks fine in that new costume . DROOOOOOOL

            Its the first time Im playing with all DLC and the new expansion. But can only start that at level 33.

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:39

            Yennefer. Always.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:39

            YES

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 10:35

            I got the Full crew trophy. We will see if Rince gets it today 😛

            http://www.ign.com/wikis/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt/Full_Crew

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 10:25

      So, just like any other day eh?

      Reply

  25. Captain JJ 4x

    December 22, 2015 at 10:26

    What the hell am I going to do with myself next week?

    Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      December 22, 2015 at 10:26

      Divorced already?

      *Runs

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 22, 2015 at 10:27

        XD
        I’m working 🙁

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 10:27

          I’m “working” as well

          Reply

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:29

            Oh yes. Of course.
            Like Arkham Knight on PC.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:30

            Ohsnap

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:31

            XD

        • VampyreSquirrel

          December 22, 2015 at 11:12

          I’m working too… on Fallout 4, The Witcher 3, and the like 😛

          Reply

        • R1ker

          December 22, 2015 at 11:49

          Me too – maybe we should just continue trolling in this thread

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 11:49

            A sound plan

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 10:26

      Talk crap on the comments? Same as today? I know I will

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 22, 2015 at 10:27

        Okay. Cool. As long as I’m not alone here.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 10:27

        • Lord Chaos

          December 22, 2015 at 10:28

          Damn, now I wish I was on leave

          Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 10:27

        I’ll see if I can scare up another article for tomorrow

        Reply

    • Umar

      December 22, 2015 at 10:27

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 22, 2015 at 10:28

        The po is for popo right? It’s cool police videos, RIGHT?!
        The suspense is KILLING me!

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 10:28

          POOP?

          Reply

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:28

            Why am I not surprised that you thought of that?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:30

            I’ve not had my morning poop yet

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:30

            Drink more coffee

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:30

            I’ve not had coffee yet, TIME TO FIX THAT

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 10:31

            And that dear readers is why it’s only 10:30.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:31

            10:31
            Dammit

        • Umar

          December 22, 2015 at 10:29

          Youpomp. A website where you can watch a bunch of boets pomping iron in the gym.

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:30

            KLAPPIT

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:30

            I don’t want to guess where it’s filmed, too many inlanders on this comments section 😉

          • VampyreSquirrel

            December 22, 2015 at 11:13

            Probably Brakpan.

        • Lord Chaos

          December 22, 2015 at 10:30

          I also like the suspense section.

          Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 10:28

        youpoach? It’s less fun since they ran out of Rhinos

        Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 10:30

        youport? A site where they submit broken PC ported games?

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 10:31

          Some say, that the AK devs are still trying to port it

          Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 22, 2015 at 10:31

          Like all the old games ported for the newer consoles?

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:32

            I’ll buy Battlefront 2 right now if it gets ported

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:33

            I don’t think EA will allow that. It’ll stop people from buying their precious current Battlefront.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:34

            *grumbles

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:35

            But you can log into Steam every now and then if you want to see me play it.
            😀
            (too harsh?)

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:37

            There’s always that option. Got a 100 kill streak in that robot game. AI is friggin stupid. Will try PVP later today.

        • Umar

          December 22, 2015 at 10:32

          A collection of games that failed to get it up.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:33

            hahaha

  26. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:26

    Under each foreleg, the sea otter has a loose pouch of skin that extends across the chest. In this pouch (preferentially the left one), the animal stores collected food to bring to the surface. This pouch also holds a rock, unique to the otter, that is used to break open shellfish and clams.

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 10:26

      In otter news….

      Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 10:27

      I thought you called those things moobs.

      Reply

    • Ottokie

      December 22, 2015 at 11:41

      … mind blown

      Reply

  27. Umar

    December 22, 2015 at 10:27

    I usually only last about 45 seconds. I’ve been practicing real hard but somehow the more I keep it in the more it wants to come out….Hopefully one day I’ll be able to hold my breath for longer than a minute.

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 10:27

      Dayum son, impressive

      😛

      Reply

      • Umar

        December 22, 2015 at 10:30

        I only need 30 seconds. HEYYYOOOOOO

        Reply

  28. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:28

    Interesting, not a single Warframe comment…….UNTIL NOW

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 10:29

      Aaaaawwww and here I was on an upvote streak… C-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker-ker-ker-ker-ker

      Reply

      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 22, 2015 at 10:31

        XD

        Reply

    • Ottokie

      December 22, 2015 at 11:42

      #mandatorywarframederailingcomment

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 11:46

        YUSSSSSSSSS

        Reply

  29. Umar

    December 22, 2015 at 10:32

    Not a single Ed Sheeran song posted. I hate you guys.

    Reply

  30. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:35

    Homer was born on May 12, 1955. He was raised on a farm by his parents, Mona and Abraham Simpson. In the mid-1960s, while Homer was between nine and twelve years old, Mona went into hiding following a run-in with the law. Homer attended Springfield High School and fell in love with Marge Bouvier in 1974.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 10:37

      Mona made an enemy of Mr. Burns back then

      Reply

  31. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:38

    One cow can produce 200,000 glasses of milk in its lifetime. In one year, a dairy cow produces 1,500 gallons, or 6,000 quarts of milk. The average U.S. dairy cow produces 22.5 quarts of milk per day.

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 10:38

      Gallons
      Quarts
      These archaic measurements mean sh!t to me.

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 10:39

      How much manure a year? I bet it’s the same as the number of comments you post
      *Runs

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 10:40

        One could say the same about your upvotes

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 10:40

          I can kill a man with just my right index finger.

          Reply

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:41

            He can smother a man with his comments.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:41

            I can kill a man by just looking at him

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:41

            (Still testing though)

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:41

            I tried that…… my look must’ve been way off.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:42

            I can make a huge piece of medium rare cow….disappear!

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:43

            90% of beef is steer meat. Not cow.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:44

            Semantics.

            More importantly, medium rare

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:45

            Same here 1KG at a time

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:47

            Yoh, impressive.

            Ok well I can do that too if I cut out the starch

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 10:47

            Eat ALL the meat!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:48

            Except when it is spinning

          • HvR

            December 22, 2015 at 11:58

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 11:59

            What….the…..

            What is that?

          • HvR

            December 22, 2015 at 12:03

            A blowjob well done

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 12:04

            Ag nee flppen sies man

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 10:42

            I can believe that.
            I think it’s more them looking at you though.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:42

            They die from exposure to awesomeness

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 11:54

            Refresh

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 11:54

            DEATH BY TRAY!

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 12:00

            I loved that clip xD

  32. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:39

    Traditionally, the Scotch whisky is distilled twice and the Irish whiskey three times. For this reason, the Irish claim their whiskey is a smoother and purer whiskey.

    Reply

  33. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:40

    A moment is a medieval unit of time equal to 1.5 minutes or 1/40 of an hour. This reckoning is derived from the work of Bartholomeus Anglicus, writing in 1240 that each hour was divided into four points, each point into ten moments, each moment into twelve ounces, and each ounce into 47 atoms.

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 10:41

      I saw the word Reckoning.
      Kingdoms of Amalur. Good game that. Should give it another try sometime.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 10:42

        It’s fun but the story is booooooooooring

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 22, 2015 at 10:42

          Agreed.
          Cool armours and weapons though….especially those chakrams!

          Reply

  34. oVg

    December 22, 2015 at 10:47

    I played everybody’s gone to rapture. FCKING amazing game. I loved it. I am such a different gamer to everybody else as not once did I feel the urge to find a RUN button. The entire concept is to immerse ones self in the visuals. I loved taking a walk in the english country side.

    That game needs to be the first game to be made into VR. So darn real.

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 10:51

      Looks pretty damn awesome.

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 22, 2015 at 10:54

        Very Indie. The music is done by the London Metro Choir. This soprano kid hits those high notes. A very spiritual kind of game. If I was a reviewer I would have a hard time with it. As gamers we get to sip our fine wine while reviewers like Jim Sterling have to drink the entire bottle in one sitting. It must suck.

        I lived in England for 10 years and every little detail in the game was perfect. Even the fire hydrants.

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 10:53

      It’s on my list

      Reply

  35. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 10:49

    A group of unicorns is called a blessing. Twelve or more cows are known as a flink. A group of frogs is called an army. A group of rhinos is called a crash.

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 10:51

      What’s the word for a neverending stream of factoid comments?

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 10:53

        Awesome

        Reply

    • oVg

      December 22, 2015 at 10:58

      A group of gamer is called a sport.

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 10:58

        A group of twits are called mssa?

        Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 22, 2015 at 10:59

          Isn’t that the same as a group of Gungans?

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 11:00

            Nah, I think the Gungans are more liked

            (YOH YOH YOH)

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 11:01

            m(e)ssa thinks yous make trouble

  36. Gavin Mannion

    December 22, 2015 at 10:54

    what is going on here then…. get off my lawn

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 10:55

      *points at Admiral Chief

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 22, 2015 at 10:56

        RUNS

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 10:56

      • oVg

        December 22, 2015 at 10:57

        Only rugs.

        Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 22, 2015 at 10:58

        Now imagine all the drums were gaming laptops.

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 10:58

          YESSSSSS

          Reply

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 10:59

            And a bonfire of EA games.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 10:59

            I can smell the fire

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 11:01

            I’ll bring the gasoline, and Peter Moore as sacrifice

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 10:58

        xD

        Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 22, 2015 at 12:40

      I could take the 5 minute drive into your area and search for your house (could take a while) and then I could be on your lawn 😛

      Reply

  37. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 10:57

    So close to 300 comments…. I wonder what the record is?

    Reply

    • oVg

      December 22, 2015 at 10:59

      Probably over 600 for some Social Justice Warrior article.

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 11:00

        UGH SIES

        Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 11:01

        LOL

        Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 10:59

      400 I think

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 22, 2015 at 10:59

        Get the Admiral some beer. STAT

        Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 11:00

        Feeeeksed

        Reply

    • oVg

      December 22, 2015 at 11:01

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 11:01

        BWAHAHAHAHAHA

        Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 11:02

        LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
        *We passed that mark!

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 11:02

          ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 11:03

            like dodging 500 lightning strikes in FFX

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 11:04

            Did that, I still press X when I hear thunder

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 11:04

            LOL

        • oVg

          December 22, 2015 at 11:02

          dafuq? 😛

          Reply

      • Umar

        December 22, 2015 at 11:03

        Dragons Kakma! Man, he got some heat for this review.

        Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 11:05

        I miss the days we could see the amounts of downvotes and who gave them

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 11:06

          I dunno man, that bred a generation of random trolls, thinking they have power

          Reply

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 11:10

            And there are no trolls now?

            Don’t support DRM, witcher 3 came.

            trolololol

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 11:12

            Bwahaha

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 11:13

            Oh you

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          December 22, 2015 at 12:02

          I miss them too. They fed me and made me happy.

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 12:04

            Something made YOU happy?

            Wow, I just….wow

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 12:04

            XD the hate was so sweet

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 22, 2015 at 12:19

            Can you imagine the downvotes you’d get for saying Luke dies.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 12:20

            O_O OH NO YOU DIDN’T!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 22, 2015 at 12:22

            Oh… er… haven’t you watched it yet? ;P

        • HvR

          December 22, 2015 at 12:15

          Like everything Disqus also went politically correct, god forbid some special little snowflake gets their feelings hurt.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 12:16

            They know what’s up

  38. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 11:05

    11h05…still no coffee

    TIME TO FIX THIS

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 11:14

      Fixed, ahhhh, relief

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 22, 2015 at 11:16

        No milk over here. Even the cows are on holiday 🙁

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 11:17

          TORTURE

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 11:19

            Black Red Bush for the day 🙁

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 11:46

            Sounds like a filthy porno

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 11:52

            For gingers

  39. Mistake Not...

    December 22, 2015 at 11:10

    Random question: Has anyone played Bloodborne’s Old Hunters DLC? I know, I know, Fallout 4, Witcher 3, MGSV etc., but still.

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 11:14

      Ask Hammersteyn

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 11:44

        LOL not yet

        Reply

    • oVg

      December 22, 2015 at 11:14

      Na, to expensive for something I have already seen and experienced.

      I have been told that it is RUTHLESS CRAZY HARD. If you want a challenge then go for it.

      Reply

      • Mistake Not...

        December 22, 2015 at 11:16

        Ja, R300 is a bit much, but it’s essentially 2 pieces of DLC. And the difficulty both scares me and excites me. But a minimum 10 gigglebyte update, though.

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 22, 2015 at 11:17

          10gigs? jeez, Im all out of memory anyway thanks to my digital purchase of The Witcher 3. It clocks in at 53gigs.

          Reply

          • Mistake Not...

            December 22, 2015 at 11:19

            That is… painful.

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 11:20

            We need external Hard Drives SONY your measly 500gig drive is childsplay thanks to allowing your games to have crazy Patch updates all of the time

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 11:46

            LOL 500gb, shame

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 11:51

            🙁

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 11:53

            I’d also feel like that. But see the bright side, console games are so expensive you’ll never be able to fill it up. 😀

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 12:05

            160gigs are updates

  40. VampyreSquirrel

    December 22, 2015 at 11:21

    Oh look it’s 11:21… time for a smoke and some or other coffee

    Reply

    • oVg

      December 22, 2015 at 11:22

      I vape 🙁 so I am at my desk all day. Shhhhh dont tell anybody 😉 I do it under the desk.

      Reply

  41. R1ker

    December 22, 2015 at 11:25

    Thank Gawd for this peice – I am bored out of my mind sitting at the office. At least now I can read lazygamer dudes trolling each other in the forum again 😉

    Reply

  42. oVg

    December 22, 2015 at 11:26

    Why is everybody nuts over the profits made in the first weekend of Star Wars? Did Activision not beat that?

    Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      December 22, 2015 at 11:26

      *beat to that

      Reply

  43. oVg

    December 22, 2015 at 11:28

    I just watched the Uncharted 4 trailer. The one that they are showing before each Star Wars film. SPOILERS WTF? Even games are doing this shitty practise of showing off spoiler narrative.

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 22, 2015 at 11:30

      I never saw that one, but I do know they play waaaay too many trailers before the movie I paid to see. And now Telkom is using Star Wars to advertise itself. Everyone in the cinema just sighed when they saw that one.

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 22, 2015 at 11:39

        face palm. The star wars fans at work are calling it a Disney Cash Grab and are pissed that the script for the trilogy that was penned buy Lucas was thrown out. His loss.

        Reply

  44. oVg

    December 22, 2015 at 11:44

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 11:46

      I once chased a guy on a scooter that clipped me, he drove all the way home and ran crying to his parents in his house, I stood outside befuddled. Luckily there wasn’t damage to my car.

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 22, 2015 at 11:47

        Shame man, hope you offered to fix his SCOOTER

        Reply

        • HvR

          December 22, 2015 at 11:53

          At least post the best one

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 12:03

            sick

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 11:49

        BEFUDDLED you say?

        I like it

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 22, 2015 at 11:49

          cause to become unable to think clearly. LOVE IT

          Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 22, 2015 at 11:52

        I once stole my account back from a hacker. After he got my char some nice levels.

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 11:53

          LOLWAT?

          Hehehe, good on ya!

          Reply

        • oVg

          December 22, 2015 at 11:53

          Admit it. You paid a Chinese farmer.

          Reply

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 14:00

            He was from uzbekistan I think

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 11:54

          NICE

          Reply

  45. Ottokie

    December 22, 2015 at 11:52

  46. HvR

    December 22, 2015 at 11:55

    Woohoo looks like I will be on holiday in an hour or so

    Reply

  47. R1ker

    December 22, 2015 at 11:59

    12:00 Only three and a half hours left ……

    Reply

    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 22, 2015 at 12:04

      Wooo!

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 22, 2015 at 12:06

        only thing is I need to be back tomorrow o_0

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 12:07

          Drat, same here

          Reply

        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 22, 2015 at 12:13

          Me too. And the day after. And next week.

          Reply

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 12:23

            me too 🙁

    • oVg

      December 22, 2015 at 12:06

      To download Limbo 😛

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 22, 2015 at 12:11

        lol no. Limbo downloaded a few years ago allready. Think it needs another play through

        Reply

        • oVg

          December 22, 2015 at 12:13

          a few years ago, geez that would have been more than 3.5 hours to download for me. 😛

          Reply

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 22, 2015 at 12:14

            That’s how you stamp out piracy. Slow internet. I remember downloading the 1st episode of the BSG remake on my 56k modem. I went and bought the series instead.

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 12:15

            Back in 1998 it took 5 minutes to download the top half of a Cindy Crawford picture. Turns out that was all I needed 😛

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 22, 2015 at 12:16

            lol

  48. Alien Emperor Trevor

    December 22, 2015 at 12:05

  49. oVg

    December 22, 2015 at 12:06

    Who is voting for batman of the week?

    Reply

  50. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 12:06

    400 comments!

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 12:07

      WOOOOOOOT!!!!

      Reply

    • Ottokie

      December 22, 2015 at 12:08

      We need to go deeper

      Reply

    • R1ker

      December 22, 2015 at 12:09

      Lets see if we can get to a 1000

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 12:09

        CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

        Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 22, 2015 at 12:09

        Discuss is already losing it’s shit.

        Reply

  51. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 12:08

  52. Umar

    December 22, 2015 at 12:10

    New ESRB rating for more PS2 games for PS4…I know some of you feel iffy about the price but…It’s amazing that we can play Rogue Galaxy and Dark Cloud on our PS4’s and now we’re probably getting Wild Arms 3 and Siren as well :O :O :O

    http://gematsu.com/2015/12/esrb-rates-wild-arms-3-siren-primal-okage-ape-escape-3-ps4

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 12:15

      WILD ARMS!

      Reply

      • Umar

        December 22, 2015 at 13:13

        SOOOOOOOO HYPE!

        Reply

  53. R1ker

    December 22, 2015 at 12:13

    Hopefully next year this time I will be able to pick up Arkham Knight fully fixed on a steam sale for $5

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 22, 2015 at 12:14

      I’m still waiting for the Game of the Year edition. And I think Warner Bros. said it would never be fully fixed.

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 22, 2015 at 12:16

        Some guys say they are able to run it just fine on their rigs. Hopefully I will be one of them. And agree. I will also wait for the GOTY edition

        Reply

  54. Mistake Not...

    December 22, 2015 at 12:17

    Me seeing the number of comments here (do you need to refresh for a gif?)

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 12:18

      Pretty much yeah

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 12:18

      Rather just open in new tab

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 12:18

      Not if you paste the link to a gif, like so…

      http://www.catgifpage.com/gifs/314.gif

      Reply

  55. DragonSpirit009

    December 22, 2015 at 12:18

    Yes!! People to talk too!!

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 12:18

      XD

      Reply

    • Ottokie

      December 22, 2015 at 12:21

      There is already a sea of “load more” buttons below, we are going to need a new clean page soon xD

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 12:21

        That’s why I don’t refresh, Will load forever just to upvote

        Reply

        • Ottokie

          December 22, 2015 at 12:23

          Discuss is already having lag problems 😛

          Reply

      • Mistake Not...

        December 22, 2015 at 12:22

        I can’t keep up with the “show new replies”

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 22, 2015 at 12:39

          lol – me either scrolling up and down like a mad man

          Reply

      • DragonSpirit009

        December 22, 2015 at 12:23

        Problem is I just got ordered to wash the dogs <_<
        Dammit now I'm going to miss everything again

        Reply

        • Ottokie

          December 22, 2015 at 12:24

          There will still be “other people” at work, I am just ALT tabbing out of my game every now and then xD

          Reply

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 22, 2015 at 12:26

            When I’m done I’ll play Warframe. Screw my freelance work. I can stay up late for once

          • Ottokie

            December 22, 2015 at 12:28

            On steam?

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 22, 2015 at 12:31

            I don’t have steam… Rather not temp myself into bankruptcy.
            Got it on my laptop. Updated it earlier!

          • Ottokie

            December 22, 2015 at 12:32

            The alliance grows!
            my IGN is _Yahtzee_

            🙂

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 22, 2015 at 12:34

            Got it… Now I just have to figure out how to add a friend XD

          • Ottokie

            December 22, 2015 at 12:35

            ESC – communication – friends

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 22, 2015 at 12:37

            Got it… Better save it on notepad. My brain is fuzzy over the holiday season

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 12:25

          Wash the dogs…..huh? Is that like some sort of slang?

          Reply

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 22, 2015 at 12:27

            Nope! I’m at home and I have to wash/bath/clean the little buggers

        • R1ker

          December 22, 2015 at 12:37

          You let the dogs out?

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 12:38

            WHO?

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 12:38

            now we finally know who

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 22, 2015 at 12:39

            I swear I missed something now!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 12:40

            YOU LET THE DOGS OUT!
            WHO?
            YOU!
            WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO?
            YOU LET THE DOGS OUT!

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 22, 2015 at 12:42

            Oh… that’s what I missed. I’m used to the woof woof part

  56. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 12:20

    Everybody talking and no one about the words in the article….I see now how Geoff and the guys feel hahaha OHCRAPTHETABLESHAVETURNED

    Reply

    • Ottokie

      December 22, 2015 at 12:20

      what article?

      Reply

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      December 22, 2015 at 12:21

      It’s even worse when there’s nothing at all. It’s not easy coming up with those jokes!

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 12:22

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 12:23

          Luckily he’s on the moon, problem solved….. what? I think short term.

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 12:28

            Stanley Kubricks post production team went overboard.

        • oVg

          December 22, 2015 at 12:27

          I would be the same If I had to mate with Armstrong to save human kind.

          Reply

          • Mistake Not...

            December 22, 2015 at 12:28

            I think he can satisfy himself. That’s why he’s called ‘Armstrong’.

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 12:29

            Buzz had a stronger arm.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 22, 2015 at 12:30

            hopefully not Lance Armstrong, he’d still find a way to cheat on you.

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 12:31

            Nor Louis Armstrong… na, Im not going there 😛

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 22, 2015 at 12:32

            What a wonderful moon.

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 12:33

            eish

    • oVg

      December 22, 2015 at 12:25

      There is an article. I just scroll down past all that advertising shit. Let me check.

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 22, 2015 at 12:25

        Oh, I see it. No header tho, thats what got me.

        Reply

      • DragonSpirit009

        December 22, 2015 at 12:28

        I didn’t read it either… Just scrolled down to the comments XD

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 12:31

          I do the same with his Warframe comments

          Reply

          • Mistake Not...

            December 22, 2015 at 12:32

            Which are 80% of his comments.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 12:32

            He’s got to do something while he waits for the crafting to complete

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 14:47

          Gee thanks, after all my trouble WRITING IT

          Reply

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 22, 2015 at 16:44

            Don’t feel bad… I do it to other articles as well XD

  57. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 12:21

    450 comments!

    Reply

    • R1ker

      December 22, 2015 at 12:21

      on my counter it still says 440 – time to refresh

      Reply

  58. ElimiNathan

    December 22, 2015 at 12:23

    Who’s on the hype train for Paragon ?

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 12:26

      Not entirely sure, it looks good and so does Overwatch and Battelborne.

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 12:26

        *Battleborn

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 12:32

          Sorry, used to typing Bloodborne

          Reply

      • ElimiNathan

        December 22, 2015 at 12:28

        Paragon and The Division. My games for 2016. If they don’t deliver man, duno what I’m gna do

        Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 12:26

      Not me :/
      (which is a good thing since things I don’t hype about tend to be good)

      Reply

      • ElimiNathan

        December 22, 2015 at 12:26

        All the better for the rest of us then, keep that hype at bay

        Reply

  59. Mistake Not...

    December 22, 2015 at 12:27

    I feel sorry for Hammersteyn having to upvote everyone. Do you have a backup mouse or something? XD

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 12:30

      Been here since the start so it’s easy to keep up 😀

      Reply

  60. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 12:29

    So get this, I like the Dragons of Berk game on my phone, but I just saw what some of the in-game crap costs (btw you can unlock everything yourself, perfect for when pooping)

    R650 FOR FLUFF???

    This is so unbelievably stupid, my only response is that I demand it devolves to an amphibious state and return to the source whence it came from. (GITS)

    Reply

  61. R1ker

    December 22, 2015 at 12:33

    500 – we are halfway there

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 22, 2015 at 12:34

      We’re gonna crash Discus

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 22, 2015 at 12:35

        New goal – lets crash Discus

        Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 12:34

      Chorus time!

      Reply

  62. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 12:35

    12:35 so this is Limbo

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 12:37

      You like?

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 12:38

        Well it’s better than hell but worse than heaven…… so yeah.

        Reply

  63. oVg

    December 22, 2015 at 12:35

    So Grand Admiral Chief wins most comments of the year and the LG crew are running around on holiday in their underpants playing Naruto.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 12:36

      Knowing Gavin he’ll delete this article along with all the comments

      Reply

      • oVg

        December 22, 2015 at 12:37

        But the Analytics still go on record 😛

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 12:37

          [watches as xmas bonus goes up and up and up]

          Reply

          • oVg

            December 22, 2015 at 12:38

            A piece of coal if you are lucky. Cabbage is in charge of the LG treasury.

          • HvR

            December 22, 2015 at 12:39

            His “Your are the best mod” t-shirt gets bigger with every comment.

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 22, 2015 at 12:41

            Up in flames?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 12:41

            Presies, ons gaan amper braai

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 12:43

            daar is nou ‘n idee. En sommer ‘n paar leka biere weg klap

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 12:45

            Inderdaad

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 12:45

            If I get SW Infinity like I’m suspecting my bonus will go up in flames. ALL THE FIGURINES!

    • HvR

      December 22, 2015 at 12:37

      WE
      ARE
      LAZYGAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 12:39

        Time for new Tshirts!

        Reply

      • DragonSpirit009

        December 22, 2015 at 12:40

        Yup clearly had a 300 moment there

        Reply

        • HvR

          December 22, 2015 at 12:42

          I roared it as I typed it

          Reply

          • DragonSpirit009

            December 22, 2015 at 12:43

            I did the same when I read it XD

  64. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 12:41

    ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 12:56

      Can’t wait for @rincethis:disqus to see this comment section

      Reply

  65. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 12:42

    • Ottokie

      December 22, 2015 at 12:43

      Pugging out

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 12:44

        Pug life

        Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 12:45

        Bwahahahahahahaha

        Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 12:45

      Does the pug work for MS PR?

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 12:46

        Nah it did a full 360

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 12:47

          Looks more like a 450

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 12:49

            Point is they do a 180.
            Saw a guy buy a Boner at BT because it’s R500 cheaper than PS4. I facepalm so hard it sounded like someone cracked a whip

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 13:16

            xD

    • HvR

      December 22, 2015 at 12:47

      They should make the small dog a soccer club mascot

      Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 22, 2015 at 12:49

      Looks lke a Bethesda bug. WTF are you doing Dogmeat?!

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 12:50

        hahaha

        Reply

  66. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 12:44

    My new comments are starting to vanish! Had to refresh

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 22, 2015 at 12:45

      I accidentally reloaded the page, now I can’t find sh*t.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 12:46

        O_o

        Reply

        • Mistake Not...

          December 22, 2015 at 12:48

          Seems as though if you leave and then press the back button on your browser, Discus loads an earlier state.

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 12:50

            Ctrl+F5? 😛

          • Mistake Not...

            December 22, 2015 at 12:50

            Yup. Works much better. thanks.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 12:51

            LOL I know it works in Firefox, wasn’t sure about Chrome or other browsers

          • Mistake Not...

            December 22, 2015 at 12:52

            Yep, Chrome here.

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 12:58

            firefox is very slow when i am on lazygamer. Thats why I stick with chrome when I am here

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 13:00

            Same here. Not sure why Firefox lags so bad.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 13:10

            Because FF sucks donkey balls?

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 13:12

            At least FF doesn’t eat RAM like a mountain lion

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 13:16

            True dat, Chrome eats all dem ramzors

      • Ottokie

        December 22, 2015 at 12:47

        Mistakes were made 😛

        Reply

  67. Generic ZA

    December 22, 2015 at 12:47

    Sparrow racing, now that’s one thing the bartender didn’t foresee in my Destiny.

    PS, the meme is missing a NOT! at the end kiddo.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 12:48

      Still haven’t raced in Destiny. I think I’m safely over my addiction

      Reply

      • Generic ZA

        December 22, 2015 at 12:57

        But they give you shiny legendary helmets that you can keep and temporary hooters too …. mumble mumble micro-beeping-transactions.

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 13:00

          But bungie said they wouldn’t do it? They also it was a ten year game. Maybe they meant 10 dog years or something? Their PR department will probably use an argument like that.

          Reply

          • Generic ZA

            December 22, 2015 at 13:09

            A destiny year equals the time it takes a sparrow to fart, methinks

  68. Mistake Not...

    December 22, 2015 at 12:59

    Here you go:

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 22, 2015 at 13:00

      And if you don’t mind me taking half the page, my other favourite:

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 13:01

      Rey fights for all our wookies….. wait what?

      Reply

  69. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 13:03

  70. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 13:04

    • R1ker

      December 22, 2015 at 13:05

      lol xD

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 13:11

      Give that dog a Bells!

      Reply

  71. Mistake Not...

    December 22, 2015 at 13:11

    Looks like everyone is on their break now.
    *Enters hibernation

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 13:11

      [Throws a flashbang into hibernation cave]

      FOR TEH LULZ

      Reply

    • R1ker

      December 22, 2015 at 13:13

      My boss actually just gave me some work to do. Can you believe it. Who works this time of the year.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 13:14

        Inorite, had to install a printer earlier today

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 22, 2015 at 13:14

          You should have let them go back old school and write a damn letter

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 13:15

            I’m sure the clients would accept hand written proof of payments XD

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 13:17

            xD

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 13:15

          I’m actually quite productive yet again. Second day in a row!

          I guess it is because I know the end is near

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 13:17

            What End?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 13:17

            Of my work-year

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 13:18

            Sucks to be stuck under fluorescent lights. I could be at the beach right now, but I’d probably be at home playing Fallout

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 13:19

            True dat

  72. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 13:19

    Guys, you are all awesome for commenting like crazy!

    ALL THE UPVOTES go to YOU, yes YOU! Oh, and YOU, and YOU and especially YOU!

    Reply

  73. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 13:21

    • R1ker

      December 22, 2015 at 13:22

      that is so……. Can’t stop looking

      Reply

  74. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 13:21

    600 Comments!

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 13:23

      You were waiting for that one weren’t you?

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 13:23

        I’m waiting for a thousand!

        Reply

    • Sageville

      December 22, 2015 at 13:34

      …. and only 6 commentators….

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 13:37

        Lies!
        *Counts
        Um…. more like 9

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 13:38

          At least 10!

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 13:39

            Plus Sage is 11

          • Sageville

            December 22, 2015 at 14:17

            I like my number betterer

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 14:27

            heh

  75. Ottokie

    December 22, 2015 at 13:29

  76. Mistake Not...

    December 22, 2015 at 13:35

    For Hammersteyn. He’s been busy today.

    http://i.imgur.com/Hhwdu.gif

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 13:37

      XD

      Reply

  77. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 13:37

    Question: How do you take your coffee?

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 13:37

      Strong, milk, two sugars

      Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 13:38

      Two coffee, one sugar and milk

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 13:38

        I’m down from 3 to 2, but the coffee got stronger!

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 13:39

          Same here. Trying to get down to no sugar cause I’m sweet enough

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 13:39

            Dawwwwwww

    • Mistake Not...

      December 22, 2015 at 13:39

      In a can, minus the coffee, plus the energy drink.

      Reply

    • R1ker

      December 22, 2015 at 13:42

      2 coffee 3 sugar black

      Reply

    • Umar

      December 22, 2015 at 13:43

      Hot

      Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      December 22, 2015 at 13:47

      1 sugar, 2 coffee, boiling water

      Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 22, 2015 at 14:12

      two coffee, two sugar, and milk… when is it being delivered?

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 14:13

        37th of Nopetober

        Reply

      • Dresden

        December 22, 2015 at 17:26

        Only way I drink mine 🙂

        Reply

  78. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 13:38

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 13:45

      KOPSKOOT!

      Reply

  79. R1ker

    December 22, 2015 at 13:51

    Will be back in about half an hour. Have to go sit in a conference call with our Kenya client. Normally would not say anything but have to keep that meter ticking

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 13:53

      Dawwwww, that sucks

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 22, 2015 at 13:54

        Good news they don’t need me anymore. Whoop whoop. Can continue to spam here again 🙂

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 13:55

          SPAM MISSILES LOCKED AND LOADED

          Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 22, 2015 at 13:56

        *Adds random comment whilst listening to latest Disturbed

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 13:56

          Any good?

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 13:57

            I heard disturbing things 😛

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 13:57

            [slaps Hammersteyn with a pap snoek]
            OI

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 13:58

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 14:00

            Think I laughed a little louder than I should have at this

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:01

            YOH, pap snoek se moer daai, KOPSKOOT

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 14:06

            Let’s just say very glad they’re back

  80. DragonSpirit009

    December 22, 2015 at 13:56

    Was gone for 50 minutes and only 52 new comments. This pleases me!

    Reply

  81. Mistake Not...

    December 22, 2015 at 13:56

    I actually envy those of you who are working. All I’m doing is sitting at home waiting for my marks to come out tomorrow. At least I have Bloodborne NG+.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 13:58

      I’ll buy Bloodborne again a few years from now, but the complete edition

      Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 13:58

      Matric?

      Reply

      • Mistake Not...

        December 22, 2015 at 13:58

        University. Second year.

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 14:01

          Nice, what are you studying?

          Reply

          • Mistake Not...

            December 22, 2015 at 14:03

            Physics & Astrophysics.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:12

            Impressive

          • Mistake Not...

            December 22, 2015 at 14:14

            Thanks. I’ve only wondered what the hell I’m doing with my life about 57 times this year.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:14

            Any idea what line of work you want to do?

          • Mistake Not...

            December 22, 2015 at 14:19

            Ironically, no. I enjoy physics, so if I end up in research or as a teacher etc. I’d be happy. But, do I want to do that for the rest of my life? I’m not sure. I’m just trying to get my degree so I can go on to honours then masters etc. I’ll worry about what I want to do for the next 30+ years after that.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 14:26

            Colonize Mars? 😛

          • Mistake Not...

            December 22, 2015 at 14:28

            That’s tempting. But all the new games are back on earth. So… make history or play Fallout 5? Give me time to think.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 14:29

            I’ll go with you. I’m excellent at heavy lifting

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:30

            Same here, just make sure we have a proper internet connection

          • Mistake Not...

            December 22, 2015 at 14:30

            I’m sure Telkom will hitch a ride. So, no.

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 14:31

            LOL
            Admiral : Can you pick up the Wifi signal
            Me : Not yet, might be Phobos blocking the signal
            Admiral : Don’t worry I found the problem, We are stuck behind the sun again.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:37

            Hehehe, well, we’ll make our own internet!

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:37

            Speaking of Mars, did you hear what Elon Musk suggested we do to terraform Mars faster?

          • Mistake Not...

            December 22, 2015 at 14:53

            Nuke it?

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:54

            Yep, thermonuclear weapons over the poles to warm it up 😀

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 15:44

            I approve

    • R1ker

      December 22, 2015 at 13:58

      I always used to hate the wait. Vacation only starts after you have your marks

      Reply

      • Mistake Not...

        December 22, 2015 at 13:59

        Exactly.

        Reply

    • Umar

      December 22, 2015 at 14:01

      Ahhh I remember those days. I don’t miss the anticipation of marks knowing I spent most of my Uni days playing King of Fighters in the caf

      Reply

  82. Lord Chaos

    December 22, 2015 at 14:01

    Just me or has Discuss completely lost the plot?

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 14:02

      Explain?

      Reply

      • Lord Chaos

        December 22, 2015 at 14:25

        Comments randomly dissapear. Now sorting by newest.
        *It’s December, I don’t care about spelling. 😛

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 14:26

          Ctrl + F5 seems to work

          Reply

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 14:34

            Get’s lost again as soon as I view new comments.

            Might just be crap work PC

    • R1ker

      December 22, 2015 at 14:02

      mine stil seems okay

      Reply

  83. R1ker

    December 22, 2015 at 14:08

    Hopefully I will be able to go watch the force awakens on the 9th of Jan. The past weekend I wanted to go but the in laws showed up. And xmas being this weekend and new years next weekend the 9th will hopefully be my day

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 22, 2015 at 14:12

      They play the movie at like 23:00. I’m sure you could sneak out or something.

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 22, 2015 at 14:12

        My wife will be thinking I am having an affair

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 14:12

          You will be having a GRAND MOVIE AFFAIR

          Reply

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 14:14

            And I will explain it to her as such. She can stay home alone with the kids and I will be going to check out Star Wars.
            I might be sleeping on the couch but I think it will be worth it

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:15

            I’m taking my wife, and dropping my daughter off at her grandpa. Definitely watching this alone with her

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 14:20

            All jokes aside I would actually like to take my eldest along. She is 7 and will have a blast. But the other on is 3 and very active. You can imagine the drama if I take the one and not the other. Even if I do drop her off at grandma as well

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 14:12

      Me and the mrs will be going after Christmas

      Reply

    • VampyreSquirrel

      December 22, 2015 at 14:19

      I might go see it next week.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 14:26

        I want to see it again

        Reply

  84. Sageville

    December 22, 2015 at 14:19

    Lest we forget…

    Reply

    • Mistake Not...

      December 22, 2015 at 14:22

      More like please let us forget.

      Reply

    • Lord Chaos

      December 22, 2015 at 15:18

      I’m sure we could find better uses for that tongue.

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 15:21

        Make a tongue sandwich for Kim Kardashian?

        Reply

      • Sageville

        December 22, 2015 at 15:23

        Imagine all the stamps she could lick….

        Reply

  85. Gavin Mannion

    December 22, 2015 at 14:20

    All you people are awesome. Biggest comment thread for the year

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 14:20

      😀

      A winner is us!

      Reply

      • Umar

        December 22, 2015 at 14:21

        Do you know who else is a winner? Not Liverpool

        Reply

        • Gavin Mannion

          December 22, 2015 at 14:21

          Banned

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:24

            I wanted to ban him earlier for posting filth, you might as well do so now

          • Umar

            December 22, 2015 at 14:24

            I keed I keed…Don’t ban me, master Gavin.

        • R1ker

          December 22, 2015 at 14:21

          ouch

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 14:25

          At least they are doing better than Chelsea. Poor Sandy

          Reply

    • R1ker

      December 22, 2015 at 14:24

      Its not like we have anything better to do at the office at the moment 😛

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 14:28

        True, very true

        Reply

  86. Sageville

    December 22, 2015 at 14:22

    When peeps discuss their spertz teems…

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 14:25

      Bwahahaha!

      Reply

  87. R1ker

    December 22, 2015 at 14:29

    696 almost 700

    Reply

  88. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 14:29

    Who will be #700?

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 14:29

      Will it be me?

      Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 14:29

        Or me!

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          December 22, 2015 at 14:30

          That’s just spamming. #702 for you

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:30

            702 talk radi…..I mean type radio

        • R1ker

          December 22, 2015 at 14:30

          think it was you 😛

          Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      December 22, 2015 at 14:33

      It’s not actually possible for us to even see who it was… well it is but I’m FARRRRRRRRRRRRR too lazy to figure it out

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 22, 2015 at 14:34

        There wouldn’t be a #700 if it wasn’t for all of us?

        Reply

      • The Grand Admiral Chief

        December 22, 2015 at 14:36

        What was the previous record?

        Reply

        • R1ker

          December 22, 2015 at 14:38

          Thats a good question. I am curious now as well. I am pretty sure we might have broken it allready

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:39

            Well we cannot actually go back and look, since the record for TOTAL comments over time vs comments in A FEW HOURS are different.

            I’m sure we took the cake for most comments in a short time

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 14:41

            I think we might have nailed Total comments as well. I can’t remember seeing a thread over 400. But it is obviously not something I really keep track off.

          • Sageville

            December 22, 2015 at 15:19

            …and the winner is…

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 15:44

            rofl

  89. Umar

    December 22, 2015 at 14:48

    To make up for my previous crimes…Some feel good jams

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 14:52

      Yup, purrrdy colours, seems like an Umar thing

      Reply

      • Umar

        December 22, 2015 at 14:53

        Ever listen to Anamanaguchi? Their music is so good. Give the vid a listen.

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 14:54

          I did, you just dug the hole deeper man

          Reply

        • R1ker

          December 22, 2015 at 14:55

          i will give it a listen when i am at home. We are skeleton staff at the moment but my boss is sitting right across from me and i am doing my darnest to pretend that i am working

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 22, 2015 at 14:56

            HEY BOSS DUDE YOU LOOK FUNNY

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 14:57

            lol

          • Hammersteyn

            December 22, 2015 at 15:01

            Right, he has to work so now he takes it out on you?

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 15:20

            My team is sitting across from me, I don’t mind them seeing the boss play games. 😀

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 15:21

            lol – the guys I usually jam CS with at work this time of year is all on leave

          • Lord Chaos

            December 22, 2015 at 15:22

            The Ops guys wanted me to play CoD with them. O_o

  90. R1ker

    December 22, 2015 at 15:00

    Will we still be continueing this thread tomorrow? I really need something to keep me busy

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 15:01

      Cant see why not 😀

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 22, 2015 at 15:01

        awe

        Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      December 22, 2015 at 15:07

      Not a new thread to try and beat todays high score?

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 22, 2015 at 15:09

        for that we need a new article 🙂

        Reply

      • VampyreSquirrel

        December 22, 2015 at 15:16

        Will it be up at 8am? 😛

        Reply

        • Gavin Mannion

          December 22, 2015 at 16:47

          Have we ever let you down before?

          Reply

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 07:10

            *cough*
            tent-shirts
            *cough*

          • VampyreSquirrel

            December 23, 2015 at 08:35

            Nope

  91. Jan Prins

    December 22, 2015 at 15:19

    BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN FLUBBER FLUBBER FLUBBERBAT FLABBERBUT

    Reply

  92. Mistake Not...

    December 22, 2015 at 15:34

    Thanks, guys. This thread tired me out today. Thanks for being probably the friendliest community online. Enjoy your vacations, and if you’re still working; may the work be light.

    https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/cat4.gif?w=300&h=201

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 15:35

      The work is light fortunately, lighter than this articles content

      Reply

      • Mistake Not...

        December 22, 2015 at 15:36

        Using filler to get to that word count takes me back to high school essays.

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 22, 2015 at 15:38

          Tell me about it, I just finished writing tomorrow’s one, sheesh, writing is hard work.

          Need beer nao

          Reply

          • R1ker

            December 22, 2015 at 18:29

            tomorrow we definitely need to hit 1000 xD

    • Dresden

      December 22, 2015 at 17:35

      I have to agree, this made 12 long hours of work feel so much shorter.

      Reply

  93. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 22, 2015 at 15:39

    Good news everybody, tomorrow, PART DEUX!

    Will it beat today’s score?

    STAY TUNED TO LAZYGAMER!

    Reply

  94. Jan Prins

    December 22, 2015 at 15:54

    Reply

  95. Jan Prins

    December 22, 2015 at 15:54

    Hellllooooo Nurse!

    Reply

  96. Jan Prins

    December 22, 2015 at 15:55

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 22, 2015 at 15:56

      Late to the party!

      Reply

      • Jan Prins

        December 22, 2015 at 15:58

        Of course. It’s me. I’ll be late for my own damn funeral.

        Reply

  97. Jan Prins

    December 22, 2015 at 15:56

    Implied Facepalm

    Reply

  98. Jan Prins

    December 22, 2015 at 15:57

    Reply

  99. Jan Prins

    December 22, 2015 at 16:01

    Save us, Trevor!

    Reply

  100. Original Heretic

    December 22, 2015 at 16:27

    And here I was, thinking this site was in “rest mode” until next year. And judging by all the comments I see, I’ve totally missed the party.

    Reply

    • Hammersteyn

      December 22, 2015 at 16:38

      Join us tomorrow when we start all over XD

      Reply

      • R1ker

        December 22, 2015 at 18:26

        can’t wait. I will have something to do

        Reply

  101. Hammersteyn

    December 22, 2015 at 16:39

    Today was exhausting

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 07:13

      Tell me about it, TODAY WE DO IT AGAIN!

      Reply

  102. Jonah Cash

    December 22, 2015 at 17:20

    I am still working, but then again I haven’t been on holiday since August 2009(my honeymoon). Maybe next year I will be able to finally employ someone and make them do the work when I go on holiday?! One can only hope.

    Reply

  103. Carlos

    December 22, 2015 at 18:53

    Destiny, haven’t played it at all. Taken King on sale, can/should I jump in as a complete newb? I like Halos, CODs and shooters in general.

    Reply

    • Gavin Mannion

      December 22, 2015 at 18:53

      YES… you will love it

      Reply

      • Gavin Mannion

        December 22, 2015 at 18:59

        Sorry should probably give more backing and stuff… nah screw it.. you will love it. I spent more hours in Destiny than any other game this year and I’m currently in a Black Ops 3 MP match… so it’s a game you will love

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 07:18

          My 2015 is split between Planetside 2 early year, then mainly Witcher 3 and recently Warframe

          Reply

          • R1ker

            December 23, 2015 at 07:22

            Damnit – I am probably the only guy on the planet who have not played or purchased for that matter Witcher 3. I am on leave the whole of Feb. Thinking of getting it then and do nothing but play that.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 07:23

            A sound plan!

          • Dresden

            December 23, 2015 at 07:44

            I have not played any of the Witcher games yet :/ . That being said, I recently bought 1 & 2 on sale and I already have 3, so I am planning on tackling them as soon as I am on leave.

          • The Grand Admiral Chief

            December 23, 2015 at 07:56

            Nice, now go on over to today’s article and continue being awesome!

  104. Mistake Not...

    December 22, 2015 at 20:51

    777th comment 😀

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 07:13

      Now THAT is impressive, well done!

      Reply

  105. Aries

    December 22, 2015 at 22:14

    Only saw this now, so awesome, 778th comment whoop whoop, tldr sorry

    Reply

  106. HvR

    December 23, 2015 at 00:01

    778 comments and I’ve read them all.

    Reply

    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 23, 2015 at 07:11

      What a trooper!

      Reply

  107. Hammersteyn

    December 23, 2015 at 07:34

    • R1ker

      December 23, 2015 at 07:34

      we passed 787 😉

      Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        December 23, 2015 at 07:35

        Yes but the 777 is relevant to @LlewellynCrossley:disqus

        Reply

        • The Grand Admiral Chief

          December 23, 2015 at 07:36

          HAHAHAHAHA

          Reply

        • R1ker

          December 23, 2015 at 07:40

          lol

          Reply

  108. The Grand Admiral Chief

    December 23, 2015 at 08:01

    I’m closing this thread, because we are attempting to beat today’s record over here:

    http://www.lazygamer.net/general-news/communitytalk-talk-part-deux/

    Reply

  109. RinceThis

    December 23, 2015 at 11:36

    Run away, not ran. Expect more from you Admiral 2016.

    Reply

  110. Raptor Rants

    December 23, 2015 at 13:13

    Tl;dr.

    Reply

  111. hairyknees

    December 23, 2015 at 15:04

    O_O

    Reply

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