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Community Request: Matty plays Five Nights at Freddy’s 4

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I love the Lazygamer team, and especially you, our loyal readers. What wouldn’t I do for you lot? NOTHING IT SEEMS! In an article I wrote a few weeks ago, about Five Nights at Freddy’s 4 getting a new release date, long-time reader and (now ex) friend, Admiral Chief EK, jokingly commented that I should do a “let’s play” video. Bah, who am I kidding? HE WAS BEING DEADLY SERIOUS AND WANTED IT TO HAPPEN OBVIOUSLY!

This was a dangerous situation. I tried to play it cool – I did not want to play that horror game, not one bit!

Alas… many of you went and upvoted the damn comment, which inevitably drew its attention to the staff, and eventually, Gavin, who gifted me a copy earlier this week. Gee, what a great boss AMIRITE? Who am I to say no though?

As requested, here’s a video of me playing Five Nights at Freddy’s 4. Prepare to see me as cool as a cucumber – facing the house of evil animatronics without so much as a flinch!

Which is of course, a big fat lie. If this experience has taught me anything, it’s that I am not nearly as brave as I thought I was. It turns out I’m a big wuss!

Honestly, I can stomach horror material. I’m the guy who’ll yawn through a scary flick, the guy who will remain seated elegantly while everybody else heads toward the ceiling in a hasty manner when something terrifying happens. Even horror games, while keeping me on my toes for the first few minutes, eventually lose their chill factor.

Nothing could prepare me for Five Nights at Freddy’s however. I expected the jump scares, each and every single time, yet when they happened, my heartbeat multiplied exponentially. I think I shaved a decade or two off my life expectancy!

And I have you all to thank for that. Request to have a video of me playing Five Nights at Freddy’s 4… COMPLETED! Let’s never do that again ok? Thanks!

Last Updated: July 30, 2015

86 Comments

  1. Next up, a comprehensive review (at least 1000 words) on Rock Simulator.

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:06

      I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL CUT YOU! WITH A ROCK! 😛

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      • Pariah

        July 30, 2015 at 15:09

        Your all caps replies make me think the stress from this Let’s Play hasn’t quite calmed down yet. Perhaps you should have some sugar water. Or a glass of wine.

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        • hairyknees

          July 30, 2015 at 15:17

          WINE SOUNDS AMAZING THANKS!

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          • Dutch Matrix

            July 30, 2015 at 15:21

            Said like a pro hipster… You vape as well?

          • Pariah

            July 30, 2015 at 15:24

            Pity he wears his beard on top of his head. Not sure if he knows it’s meant to go on the front.

          • Dutch Matrix

            July 30, 2015 at 15:27

            Don’t think he can take critique like that on the chin and not cry…

          • Pariah

            July 30, 2015 at 15:28

            That’s because the beard that absorbs blows to the chin, is on top of his head…

          • hairyknees

            July 30, 2015 at 15:49

            Don’t make me grow another on my chin 😛

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 15:50

            If you can grow an afro on your chin, you will give the designation “soul patch” a whole new meaning.

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            July 30, 2015 at 15:53

            Leave Rince alone! Oh wait, you weren’t talking about him. Um… never mind.

    • Dutch Matrix

      July 30, 2015 at 15:07

      Nah man! Even worse! He should do a walk through (Detailed to the Nines) of Aliens: Colonial Marines.

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    • Captain JJ Fantasticus

      July 30, 2015 at 16:07

      I hear there’s a grass simulator now too.

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      • Lord Chaos

        July 30, 2015 at 16:07

        Paint drying simulator…

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        • Lord Chaos

          July 30, 2015 at 16:08

          Also known as DOTA

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          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:08

            LOL
            Matthew is just taking all the hits today.

          • Lord Chaos

            July 30, 2015 at 16:09

            Every day that ends in a “y”

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:15

            LOL

  2. Umar

    July 30, 2015 at 15:04

    ROFLOL What was up with that running entrance <3

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:05

      I DON’T KNOW IT JUST SEEMED RIGHT xD

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      • Ottokie

        July 30, 2015 at 15:08

        But you entered from the left?

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        • hairyknees

          July 30, 2015 at 15:16

          … all part of the plan… I think

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          • Ottokie

            July 30, 2015 at 15:18

            I don’t do horror games myself, that first scare freaked me out enough xD

      • Umar

        July 30, 2015 at 15:11

        Always follow your heart….It’s pretty entertaining.

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        • hairyknees

          July 30, 2015 at 15:17

          <3!

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  3. Rock789

    July 30, 2015 at 15:11

    How about watching Matty play “Outlast” next? 😉

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    • Captain JJ Fantasticus

      July 30, 2015 at 15:48

      Seconded

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:49

      O_O WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO!

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      • Captain JJ Fantasticus

        July 30, 2015 at 15:50

        What else would you expect from us?
        We’re all a bunch of sadists.

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        • hairyknees

          July 30, 2015 at 15:50

          :'(

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          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 15:51

            I’ll retract my vote only because I’m quite sure I’d be 10 times worse with a scary game than you will ever be. So I feel your pain.

          • Rock789

            July 30, 2015 at 15:54

            **mails JJ a boxed collection of horror movies and games… Grabs popcorn to watch what happens next**

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 15:54

            *dies*

          • Rock789

            July 30, 2015 at 15:55

            **thinks to self, “Self… That was unexpected”** o_O

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 15:55

            Now I get to haunt you
            >:D

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 30, 2015 at 15:52

      I remember watching YOU play Outlast. huehuehue.

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      • Rock789

        July 30, 2015 at 15:53

        And I was freaking terrifi… I mean, solid as a rock!! Never flinched… **innocent look** 😉 😛

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        • Captain JJ Fantasticus

          July 30, 2015 at 15:54

          I believe you

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      • Captain JJ Fantasticus

        July 30, 2015 at 15:54

        First time I tried Slender it was with three friends. They watched while I played. We screamed like little girls. (Yes, I know that entire thing I said can also be construed as something completely different – I’ve been on Lagz long enough ;P)

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    • R4ziel

      September 10, 2015 at 14:14

      Signed in just to upvote, this needs to happen XD This video was awesome!

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  4. Ottokie

    July 30, 2015 at 15:12

    The most scary part of that video was your FPS.

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  5. Black_Sage

    July 30, 2015 at 15:14

    I laughed way harder at that entrance than I should have, after which I positively pissed myself. I miss our L4D sessions 😛

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:17

      Oh you <3 even me! ARE YOU EVEN STILL ALIVE! :'(!

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  6. Hammersteyn

    July 30, 2015 at 15:30

    *Sniff* I wish @Admiral_Chief:disqus was here to see this.

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    • Dutch Matrix

      July 30, 2015 at 15:31

      I think he is going ha-ow-ha-ow-ha-ow-ha-ow

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:49

      He shall see it 🙂 HE SHALL!!!!!!!!

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  7. Ranting Raptor

    July 30, 2015 at 15:34

    Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

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  8. Hammersteyn

    July 30, 2015 at 15:34

    • Dutch Matrix

      July 30, 2015 at 15:57

      That’s his orgasm face! Not his scaredy face! (Or so his mom tells me.)

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      • Captain JJ Fantasticus

        July 30, 2015 at 15:57

        So many questions

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        • Lord Chaos

          July 30, 2015 at 15:58

          NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Ranting Raptor

    July 30, 2015 at 15:35

    teddy bears ready to jump you????

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:50

      YES! O_O

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    • Lord Chaos

      July 30, 2015 at 15:58

      Well… She’s wearing a teddy…

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    • Dutch Matrix

      July 30, 2015 at 15:59

      All seven of them

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  10. Lord Chaos

    July 30, 2015 at 15:35

    Can he do Outlast next?

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  11. Hammersteyn

    July 30, 2015 at 15:35

    “I’ve taken like a two minute break” You should’ve taken a couple a Valiums XD

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:50

      Or a dozen O_o

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  12. Ir0nseraph

    July 30, 2015 at 15:36

    XD that was exactly what I needed to finish off the work day.

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:50

      Good 🙂 glad to hear!

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  13. Hammersteyn

    July 30, 2015 at 15:42

    Great stuff Matty!

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:50

      Shot dude <3

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  14. Aries

    July 30, 2015 at 15:42

    Lol, that teddy bear

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  15. DragonSpirit009

    July 30, 2015 at 15:42

    Haha this is just brilliant! I would have reacted the same way… I would have actually ran away a couple of times!

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:51

      I would’ve too were it not for my legs being a pile of jelly 😛

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      • DragonSpirit009

        July 30, 2015 at 15:52

        I ran away with Outlast… and I wasn’t even the one playing XD

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  16. Lord Chaos

    July 30, 2015 at 15:44

    Matty looks like the Portuguese version of a friend of mine…
    Damn doppelgänger.

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:51

      Probably… family of mine or something XD

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    • DragonSpirit009

      July 30, 2015 at 15:57

      Reminds me of one of my best friends… Well use to be my best friend until his wife ‘banned’ us from hanging out.

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      • Lord Chaos

        July 30, 2015 at 15:57

        I have a STRONG feeling we are talking about the same person…

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  17. Hammersteyn

    July 30, 2015 at 15:47

    It would have gone so much better if Matty didn’t find out that he can look behind him

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:51

      You have no idea how scary that was O_O added more stress to my life!

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  18. Captain JJ Fantasticus

    July 30, 2015 at 15:47

    This is right up there with the Darryn-Chili video.

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 30, 2015 at 15:50

      Well that’s disturbing. D had webs coming out of his mouth, where are Matty’s webs coming from? O_o

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      • Captain JJ Fantasticus

        July 30, 2015 at 15:51

        O_o

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      • hairyknees

        July 30, 2015 at 15:51

        O_O

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:52

      😀

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  19. Aries

    July 30, 2015 at 15:48

    Well done for playing and recording this, was fun

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 15:52

      Cool 🙂 glad you enjoyed!

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  20. GooseZA

    July 30, 2015 at 17:13

    How does this game work? All he did was open and close doors?

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 17:32

      Yeah there is a trick to it. From what I could tell, you have to flash the light to keep bears away. If they get too close, you have to keep the door closed till they go away.

      That’s just my theory though. I never made it past day 1 so maybe I’m wrong XD

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  21. Weanerdog

    July 30, 2015 at 17:44

    Nope nope never nope, well done Matty, you are my hero.

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 22:17

      :D/

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  22. Guild

    July 31, 2015 at 08:09

    XD Brilliant. Now to get Gavin to do a Let’s Play Dota 2 😛

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  23. Greylingad[CNFRMD]

    July 31, 2015 at 11:17

    I made it to 10:45… Now I need new pants….

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  24. Admiral Chief Returns

    September 15, 2015 at 09:23

    Finally got around to watching this video, hahaha!

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