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Angry Birds Space 8.0
Minecraft Xbox 360 Edition 8.0
Fable Heroes 4.9
Prototype 2 8.0
Bloodforge 3.0
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Kinect Star Wars 5.0
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Pandora's Tower 5.0
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Over @ The Movies
Morgan Freeman is going to party with Robert Deniro and Michael Douglas in Last Vegas
The smoothest and most comforting voice in all of entertainment, along with it’s current human host, Morgan Freeman, is still going strong as an actor, with upcoming roles that includes a return
This creepy new trailer for POSSESSION is living inside you
Seems like Jeffrey Dean Morgan has taken some time out of his busy schedule of entering Javier Bardiem lookalike competitions, to come creep us the hell out with this new trailer for Possession. I di
Elijah Wood is a MANIAC in this new NSFW trailer
Although Elijah Wood will always be most well-known for his role as the blue-eyed, troll-footed hobbit, Frodo Baggins, in Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films, it was his insanely creepy tu
James Badge Dale is a cold-blooded villain in Iron Man 3
When AMC cancelled Rubicon, I came very close to shedding great big man-tears. (I may forgive, but I’ll never forget, AMC!) The slow-burn conspiracy thriller was just some damn fine television,
Extras! RDJ makes a whole lot of money, Listen to the full Prometheus soundtrack online, Damon Lindelof spoils Battleship end credits scene, Terence Malick’s The Buried gets new title and rating, Watch Casablanca on Facebook and Michael Bay’s finest hour! Plus much more!
Welcome to The Extras! A daily dose of all the smaller movie related news, clips and just plain cool stuff that you might have missed!If I ever had a movie guilty pleasure, Mystery Men would be i
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Max Payne 3’s multiplayer issues
Max Payne 3’s multiplayer issues Expect a day-one patch for Max Payne 3 to fix the game's online multiplayer issues.
Halo 4 is just the start of a ten year saga, says 343 Industries
Halo 4 is just the start of a ten year saga, says 343 Industries Halo 4, the start of a new cycle in gaming for Microsoft. How long, you ask? About ten years, says developer 343 Industries.
Bioware wants your suggestions for the next Dragon Age
Bioware wants your suggestions for the next Dragon Age Bioware's looking for fan feedback on hiow to proceed with Dragon Age. Here's a suggestion: Give us more than one cave!
Blizzard apologises for Diablo 3 server issues
Blizzard apologises for Diablo 3 server issues Blizzard have issued an apology for the Diablo 3 server failures and have stated that they are working as quickly as possible to rectify all outstanding issues
Activision settles its lawsuit against EA
Activision settles its lawsuit against EA Activision and EA have agreed to an out of court settlement over their $400 million lawsuit regarding the ex Infinity Ward employees
So that’s what Halo Infinity is! Bonus: Halo 4 CE revealed!
So that’s what Halo Infinity is! Bonus: Halo 4 CE revealed! Microsoft finally lets us know what Halo infinity is, and unveils Halo 4's Limited Edition in the process.
In Other News – 16 May 2012
In Other News – 16 May 2012 Man, can you believe that it’s Wednesday already? The week, as usual, has flown by with blistering speed, with hump day pretty much down for the count. Friday is almost here, along with one of my ea
Lazygamer TV – Five games that set new benchmarks
Lazygamer TV – Five games that set new benchmarks Once in a blue moon, a game comes along that sets new benchmarks for the industry. We take a look at five such games, in Lazygamer TV today.
I have braved the fire and brimstone of the Kalahari and MWeb Diablo 3 launches to bring you this tale (Part 1)
I have braved the fire and brimstone of the Kalahari and MWeb Diablo 3 launches to bring you this tale (Part 1) We sent the dodgiest guy we could find to Cape Town's Diablo III launch parties. This is his tale...
The Ghost Recon Future soldier Launch trailer has no boobs in it
The Ghost Recon Future soldier Launch trailer has no boobs in it In Ghost Recopn Future Soldier, armed with the latest high tech gadgets, you'll be able to turn invisible, reveal your enemies, survey the mape, and kill stuff.
Angry Birds Space review – Starship Enterprise Bacon

 - May 16th, 2012
Those Angry Birds are back, and they’re still angry. The green pigs are also smugger than ever before. I can understand why the Birds are so livid. As if you needed an excuse to wipe those smug grins off their piggy faces, Angry Birds Space is here to fill the void. If you’re new to the Angry Birds franchise, there’s plenty of flavours available, on PC and various phones and tablets, ... [»]

Getting There
Score
8.0/10
Max Payne 3 Review Roundup

 - May 15th, 2012
So all the excitement for us yesterday was the impending release of Diablo 3 but over in America they had another massive release with Max Payne 3 also hitting the store shelves at the very same time. It will be interesting to compare sales in the coming weeks ... [»]

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Moosa’s Musings: What’s the point of game reviews?

 - May 14th, 2012
Gavin recently noted that games that receive almost universal dislike from professional reviewers still sometimes sell better than ones highly praised. For example, Sniper Elite V2 sold better at one point than Mass Effect 3. Ignoring for the moment that sales don’t indicate quality – Twilight, anyone? – it is still interesting to wonder about game reviews’ purpose, in general. After all, if reviews that universally hated a game do nothing to reduce a game’s sales, then what ... [»]

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Fable Heroes Review – Molyneux’s Middling Marionettes

 - May 11th, 2012
Fable spins off into a brand new offshoot with the release of Fable Heroes, a game that attempts to take the familiar characters and settings of the popular Lionhead trilogy, into an all new direction, swopping flesh and blood for felt and buttons. But can the latest Fable game stand on its own two feet, or does it fall victim to its ambitions and struggle ... [»]

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Score
4.9/10
Prototype 2 review – The art of dismemberment

 - May 10th, 2012
The thing about sequels is often that the territory is too familiar, or there is some or other stupid reason for why your hero is stripped of their powers, again, and has to start from the beginning. Prototype 2 avoids this by introducing a new protagonist: Sgt James Heller. Don’t worry, Mercer is still around, but ... [»]

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Score
8.0/10
MtG Avacyn Restored Angelic Might review – Herald of the angels

 - May 9th, 2012
Are you new to the world of Magic with all these people shouting tap, in response, red red two and calling cards out by name, as if you are supposed to know exactly what it does? Fear not, because then the Intro Pack is made just for you. With a cheap price tag, an Intro Pack is a great place to start playing Magic: The Gathering. Angelic Might, ... [»]

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Bloodforge Review – Eviscerate, rinse and repeat

 - May 8th, 2012
A world of darkness, populated by horrific beasts, berserk warriors and gods with their own agenda, Bloodforge bursts through them like an alien chestburster on heat, as its ruthless hero strives to revenge himself upon his enemies in a quest for I’m sorry I just can’t write a review for this game seriously. I’m not joking. I’ve played quite a few bad games, but when it comes to generic disasterpieces which are about as original as a Black ... [»]

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Score
3.0/10
Trials Evolution Review – Trial and error and error and error and $#&!#$ sakes!

 - May 7th, 2012
Cast your mind back to 2010. Digital gaming marketplaces are booming, and the titles available come in a wide variety of flavours. You’ve got experimental, retro and edgy games, that are making use of the new quick consumption model that DLC has created. And then along came Trials HD, which for all intents and purposes, was a virtual calculator for whether our species would survive or not, based on it’s ... [»]

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Score
8.5/10
Should you buy the Forza 4 May Top Gear Download Pack?

 - May 7th, 2012
  by Oethman Khan Roughly every month, Turn 10 has releases a new pack of cars available for Forza 4 as DLC. This month the May Top Gear Download Pack comes with 10 new cars ranging from ridiculously fast to… well ridiculous. It’s set at a price of 560msp and not part of the seasons pass. Is it worth buying?The first car I jumped into was the Henessy ... [»]

Getting There
Kinect Star Wars – This is not the awesome game you’re looking for

 - May 4th, 2012
So, Garth was meant to review this title, but after the first dance off, he looked ready to pull someone’s arms off (The man has standards!) -  so I decided to take over to avoid getting blood on the carpet. Since your curiosity has brought you this far, read on to find out if the force is with ... [»]

Smoking
Score
5.0/10
Re-review: Batman Arkham Asylum

 - May 4th, 2012
So you've read about the Batman Arkham City Game of the Year Edition, and you've told yourself that you are going to buy it. What! You've never played Arkham Asylum? Perhaps you skimmed the reviews in 2009 when it came out. Maybe you overlooked the pre-played area when you were out shopping last week. Perhaps you were just broke. Don't worry, I was in the same ... [»]

Smoking
Score
8.8/10
Pandora’s Tower review – Is hope left inside?

 - May 3rd, 2012
In case you were wondering where the recent slew of RPG love on the Wii came from, you can thank the fan-based project -  Operation Rainfall - for convincing Nintendo of America to localise Pandora's Tower, Xenoblade Chronicles and The Last Story. It takes balls to make an action RPG for ... [»]

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Score
5.0/10
Army Corps of Hell: “Will you do the Fandango?”

 - May 3rd, 2012
If you're of a certain age, and you owned a GameCube, you might have played a delightful strategy game called Pikmin. You're probably wondering why I'm mentioning a decade-old Nintendo game when reviewing a Vita title, but bear with me for a second. In Pikmin, you played as an extra-terrestrial called Captain Olimar, who ends up stranded on a distant planet. Olimar quickly realises ... [»]

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Score
6.0/10
Silent Hill: Downpour review – Who’ll stop the rain?

 - May 2nd, 2012
Silent Hill isn’t so much a game franchise as it is the most sophisticated, mature journey of terror for people who too easily see the fake blood, the bad make-up, the bad guy around the corner. It’s a series designed to creep beneath the skin, curl around your veins, stick a finger in your heart and play you like a meat puppet to the tune of its own ... [»]

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Score
7.5/10
Serious Sam 3: Before First Encounter review – No Cover. All Man.

 - May 2nd, 2012
Sometime in the 22nd century, invading aliens have attacked Earth and reduced it to ruins. The few surviving humans believe their only hope is an ancient artefact built by another alien race and buried under the sands of Egypt. Unfortunately, they don’t know how to work it or even what exactly it does, and the place is swarming with enemy forces. There’s only one man ... [»]

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Score
7.5/10

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