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Angry Birds Space 8.0
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Over @ The Movies
Morgan Freeman is going to party with Robert Deniro and Michael Douglas in Last Vegas
The smoothest and most comforting voice in all of entertainment, along with it’s current human host, Morgan Freeman, is still going strong as an actor, with upcoming roles that includes a return
This creepy new trailer for POSSESSION is living inside you
Seems like Jeffrey Dean Morgan has taken some time out of his busy schedule of entering Javier Bardiem lookalike competitions, to come creep us the hell out with this new trailer for Possession. I di
Elijah Wood is a MANIAC in this new NSFW trailer
Although Elijah Wood will always be most well-known for his role as the blue-eyed, troll-footed hobbit, Frodo Baggins, in Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films, it was his insanely creepy tu
James Badge Dale is a cold-blooded villain in Iron Man 3
When AMC cancelled Rubicon, I came very close to shedding great big man-tears. (I may forgive, but I’ll never forget, AMC!) The slow-burn conspiracy thriller was just some damn fine television,
Extras! RDJ makes a whole lot of money, Listen to the full Prometheus soundtrack online, Damon Lindelof spoils Battleship end credits scene, Terence Malick’s The Buried gets new title and rating, Watch Casablanca on Facebook and Michael Bay’s finest hour! Plus much more!
Welcome to The Extras! A daily dose of all the smaller movie related news, clips and just plain cool stuff that you might have missed!If I ever had a movie guilty pleasure, Mystery Men would be i
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Max Payne 3’s multiplayer issues
Max Payne 3’s multiplayer issues Expect a day-one patch for Max Payne 3 to fix the game's online multiplayer issues.
Halo 4 is just the start of a ten year saga, says 343 Industries
Halo 4 is just the start of a ten year saga, says 343 Industries Halo 4, the start of a new cycle in gaming for Microsoft. How long, you ask? About ten years, says developer 343 Industries.
Bioware wants your suggestions for the next Dragon Age
Bioware wants your suggestions for the next Dragon Age Bioware's looking for fan feedback on hiow to proceed with Dragon Age. Here's a suggestion: Give us more than one cave!
Blizzard apologises for Diablo 3 server issues
Blizzard apologises for Diablo 3 server issues Blizzard have issued an apology for the Diablo 3 server failures and have stated that they are working as quickly as possible to rectify all outstanding issues
Activision settles its lawsuit against EA
Activision settles its lawsuit against EA Activision and EA have agreed to an out of court settlement over their $400 million lawsuit regarding the ex Infinity Ward employees
So that’s what Halo Infinity is! Bonus: Halo 4 CE revealed!
So that’s what Halo Infinity is! Bonus: Halo 4 CE revealed! Microsoft finally lets us know what Halo infinity is, and unveils Halo 4's Limited Edition in the process.
In Other News – 16 May 2012
In Other News – 16 May 2012 Man, can you believe that it’s Wednesday already? The week, as usual, has flown by with blistering speed, with hump day pretty much down for the count. Friday is almost here, along with one of my ea
Lazygamer TV – Five games that set new benchmarks
Lazygamer TV – Five games that set new benchmarks Once in a blue moon, a game comes along that sets new benchmarks for the industry. We take a look at five such games, in Lazygamer TV today.
I have braved the fire and brimstone of the Kalahari and MWeb Diablo 3 launches to bring you this tale (Part 1)
I have braved the fire and brimstone of the Kalahari and MWeb Diablo 3 launches to bring you this tale (Part 1) We sent the dodgiest guy we could find to Cape Town's Diablo III launch parties. This is his tale...
The Ghost Recon Future soldier Launch trailer has no boobs in it
The Ghost Recon Future soldier Launch trailer has no boobs in it In Ghost Recopn Future Soldier, armed with the latest high tech gadgets, you'll be able to turn invisible, reveal your enemies, survey the mape, and kill stuff.
In Other News – 23 April 2012

 - April 23rd, 2012
Another week, another five days of work and earning that paycheck, so that I can buy more material possessions which do make me quite happy indeed. Geoff and Gavin are disappearing on Friday however, for some important “Freedom” related task they say, which is why they have to lock me up in the server room to monitor the machinery inside there. Oh well, it’s not as if there is some massive public ... [»]

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In Other News – 20 April 2012 Weekend Edition

 - April 20th, 2012
Weekend! We’ve all been working for it, looking for a new romance, and evidently, I’ve been delving into my collection of cheesy 80s albums again. And while everyone has been watching to see what we do, I’m going to sit back, relax, and watch some awesome Hong Kong action cinema. Because my DVD of Ballistic Kiss finally arrived. Hooray for bad dubbing and wire fu action! In Other News: Farcry 3 goes final with finished pictures, Atlus wears ... [»]

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In Other News – 19 April 2012 Homegrown Hottie Edition

 - April 19th, 2012
With Thursday having been sufficiently beaten back, warned and told to go away, we can all look forward to the weekend. I’ve got plans set for my weekend, that revolve around watching an animated pirates film and swearing like a sailor at my TV every time I fail to clear a jump in Trials Evolution. Dammit Nick, I will beat your high scores eventually, even if it takes me a lifetime. While I carry out my solemn motorcycling vow, take a peek at our LW Mag sponsored ... [»]

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In Other News – 18 April 2012

 - April 18th, 2012
With hump day conquered, slapped and made fun, it’s time to start looking forward to the weekend. Right now, most of you with some cash to spare will either be getting ready for Prototype 2 soon, investing in extra controllers for Trials Evolution or have picked up The Witcher 2 already. I’m busy experiencing the majesty of said witchering game right now actually, and I'm enjoying it so much, that I’ve even put my usual rounds ... [»]

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In Other News – 17 April 2012

 - April 17th, 2012
Anyone who has met me, happens to know how my alcohol tolerance level happens to be non-existent. So I generally shy away from the stuff completely, and go completely straight-edge,  most of the time. But recently, I’ve kinda taken a shine to Whiskey. Half a shot glass will still last me at least an hour, and mixing it with other drinks has proven to be quite delicious. My favourite so far though, ... [»]

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In Other News – 16 April 2012

 - April 16th, 2012
Well I had a bit of a shock today. Or rather, a lack of one. The bloody power decided to flatline, leaving me to figure out a way to write articles, with a spare 3G modem and a laptop, that was hooked up to a car battery. But hey, it worked, and deadlines were met! Nothing like a little bit of panic in order to to help get some work done, am I right? In Other ... [»]

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In Other News – 13 April Homegrown Hottie Weekend Edition

 - April 13th, 2012
This has got to be the longest short week that I have ever sat through, as if I was caught in some sort of ridiculous time-loop. While I figure out that quantum conundrum, take a look at our LW Mag sponsored Homegrown Hottie, Ashton Leigh Blake. She’s a Jozi native with a passion for dubstep and metal music, and happens to dig Hannibal Lector. Yowzers! Read more about her here. In ... [»]

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In Other News – 12 April 2012

 - April 12th, 2012
In case you didn’t notice, tomorrow happens to be Friday the 13th. And due to my criminal background, I happen to be a cowardly and superstitious person, so I’ve taken numerous preventative measures in order to ensure that I have maximum luck when working tomorrow. I’ve got a necklace of freshly hacked off rabbits feet around my neck, I’ve destroyed all ladders around me, and I’ve captured a leprechaun. And I’m ... [»]

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In Other News – 11 April 2012

 - April 11th, 2012
Man, what a glorious day it’s been. The sun is still shining, the world is still spinning, and most importantly, my fingers aren’t frigid bits of flesh on bone, meaning that I can type a helluva lot easier. Personally, I plan to savour this weather, and go for a leisurely stroll. As much as I love my gaming, days like this, so close to winter, I do not skip out on. How about you guys, do ... [»]

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In Other News – 10 April 2012

 - April 10th, 2012
I don’t know about you guys, but this Easter weekend has left me perilously stuffed. My pants have suffered accordingly, resulting in me naming them all “Dom”, so that I have something dramatic to shout out whenever they break. How about you guys, did you have a great and productive Easter Weekend break? In Other News: We pay our respects to a pioneer in gaming consoles, Stephen Fry thinks that Electronic Arts are still awesome and we ... [»]

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In Other News – 05 April 2012 Homegrown Hottie Long Weekend Edition

 - April 5th, 2012
I’m pretty much glued to my iPad right now, engaging in some addictive combat in Kingdom Rush, much to Geoff’s amusement as he watches me struggle to defeat yet another wave of golems, so while I ogle my screen of strategy, you can ogle our Homegrown Hottie, Candice Otto, from LW Mag. Candice is a Jozi girl from the racing section of the city, has a thing for chivalrous guys, good old fashioned rock ‘n roll music, and decent films such as Aladdin and 300. I honestly think I’m in love. Read more about her here. In Other ... [»]

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In Other News – 04 April 2012

 - April 4th, 2012
Once again, Geoff has convinced me to try something else, a different kind of game than the usual run and gun action that I have been engaging in as of late. I’ve just recharged my iTunes account with some much needed moolah, and for once, I’m not spending it on Britney Spears AC/DC albums. Instead, I’m going to be giving Kingdom Rush a bash, to see what exactly Geoff has been frothing at the mouth about lately. So if I ... [»]

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In Other News – 03 April 2012

 - April 3rd, 2012
What a beautiful day it’s been. Not a cloud in the sky, a beautiful blue sky, and a beam of warm sunlight on the floor that my cat has taken advantage off. It’s days like this that I just adore, as they’re the last vestiges of that wonderful summer weather, before winter comes knocking on my door, with it’s pointy-nipple inducing climate. And despite my best attempts to hurry up global warming, this year looks set for another frigid couple of months, as the mornings get darker and colder. Damn ... [»]

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In Other News – 02 April 2012

 - April 2nd, 2012
We interrupt your regularly scheduled rambling column to bring you the five winners for the Modern Warfare 3 map pack codes. They are:Tyfecho Old Fart Head David King T-Man YodawithasodaWell done guys, we’ll email you shortly to send you your map pack codes! Scheduled links will now commence in 4,3,2,1…And that’s how I got a restraining order against me from our ION header and Avengers star Scarlett Johansson. It truly is a fascinating story of love, lies, betrayal and ham ... [»]

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In Other News – 30 March 2012 Weekend Edition

 - March 30th, 2012
Man oh man, where has this month gone? It seems like only a short while ago that we were anxiously awaiting the big releases of the month, followed by some apparent teeth-gnashing and wailing, but lets not open that can of worms yet again. There’s a bunch of games coming out next month that I’m hyped up for, such as Prototype 2 and The Witcher 2. April shall rock most hard indeed. In ... [»]

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