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Over @ The Movies
Morgan Freeman is going to party with Robert Deniro and Michael Douglas in Last Vegas
The smoothest and most comforting voice in all of entertainment, along with it’s current human host, Morgan Freeman, is still going strong as an actor, with upcoming roles that includes a return
This creepy new trailer for POSSESSION is living inside you
Seems like Jeffrey Dean Morgan has taken some time out of his busy schedule of entering Javier Bardiem lookalike competitions, to come creep us the hell out with this new trailer for Possession. I di
Elijah Wood is a MANIAC in this new NSFW trailer
Although Elijah Wood will always be most well-known for his role as the blue-eyed, troll-footed hobbit, Frodo Baggins, in Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films, it was his insanely creepy tu
James Badge Dale is a cold-blooded villain in Iron Man 3
When AMC cancelled Rubicon, I came very close to shedding great big man-tears. (I may forgive, but I’ll never forget, AMC!) The slow-burn conspiracy thriller was just some damn fine television,
Extras! RDJ makes a whole lot of money, Listen to the full Prometheus soundtrack online, Damon Lindelof spoils Battleship end credits scene, Terence Malick’s The Buried gets new title and rating, Watch Casablanca on Facebook and Michael Bay’s finest hour! Plus much more!
Welcome to The Extras! A daily dose of all the smaller movie related news, clips and just plain cool stuff that you might have missed!If I ever had a movie guilty pleasure, Mystery Men would be i
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Max Payne 3’s multiplayer issues
Max Payne 3’s multiplayer issues Expect a day-one patch for Max Payne 3 to fix the game's online multiplayer issues.
Halo 4 is just the start of a ten year saga, says 343 Industries
Halo 4 is just the start of a ten year saga, says 343 Industries Halo 4, the start of a new cycle in gaming for Microsoft. How long, you ask? About ten years, says developer 343 Industries.
Bioware wants your suggestions for the next Dragon Age
Bioware wants your suggestions for the next Dragon Age Bioware's looking for fan feedback on hiow to proceed with Dragon Age. Here's a suggestion: Give us more than one cave!
Blizzard apologises for Diablo 3 server issues
Blizzard apologises for Diablo 3 server issues Blizzard have issued an apology for the Diablo 3 server failures and have stated that they are working as quickly as possible to rectify all outstanding issues
Activision settles its lawsuit against EA
Activision settles its lawsuit against EA Activision and EA have agreed to an out of court settlement over their $400 million lawsuit regarding the ex Infinity Ward employees
So that’s what Halo Infinity is! Bonus: Halo 4 CE revealed!
So that’s what Halo Infinity is! Bonus: Halo 4 CE revealed! Microsoft finally lets us know what Halo infinity is, and unveils Halo 4's Limited Edition in the process.
In Other News – 16 May 2012
In Other News – 16 May 2012 Man, can you believe that it’s Wednesday already? The week, as usual, has flown by with blistering speed, with hump day pretty much down for the count. Friday is almost here, along with one of my ea
Lazygamer TV – Five games that set new benchmarks
Lazygamer TV – Five games that set new benchmarks Once in a blue moon, a game comes along that sets new benchmarks for the industry. We take a look at five such games, in Lazygamer TV today.
I have braved the fire and brimstone of the Kalahari and MWeb Diablo 3 launches to bring you this tale (Part 1)
I have braved the fire and brimstone of the Kalahari and MWeb Diablo 3 launches to bring you this tale (Part 1) We sent the dodgiest guy we could find to Cape Town's Diablo III launch parties. This is his tale...
The Ghost Recon Future soldier Launch trailer has no boobs in it
The Ghost Recon Future soldier Launch trailer has no boobs in it In Ghost Recopn Future Soldier, armed with the latest high tech gadgets, you'll be able to turn invisible, reveal your enemies, survey the mape, and kill stuff.
The 3DS continues to smash Japanese sales records

 - January 9th, 2012
The market for dedicated handhelds, thanks to the proliferation of gaming capable smartphones and tablets, has shrunk to nothing. Nintendo, likewise, is doomed; their new 3DS has stalled at retail, proving itself to be a worthlessly unnecessary bit of tech. Only neither of those statements is true. We’ve reported ... [»]

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How the Stop Online Piracy Act could affect you

 - January 5th, 2012
We at Lazygamer have made our stance on piracy quite well known; we detest and abhor the theft (and it is theft!) of software. We understand the need for IP holder to protect their rights. That said, there’s no way in hell we can support the controversially vague Stop Online Piracy Act and its evil little cousin the Protect IP act. In case you’re unaware, SOPA and PIPA are currently trying to work their way in to US legislature, and could very well end up changing the face of the internet as ... [»]

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Pokémon Rumble Blast Review – Gotta wind ‘em all up!

 - January 4th, 2012
With Pokémon Black and White releasing to rave reviews last year, as it successfully recaptured the magic of the original games despite using the exact same formula for its design, players were left wanting more indigenous wildlife to capture than a hungry hobo in a zoo. But while players wait for Nintendo and ... [»]

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5.5/10
Despite popular belief the 3DS is actually booming

 - January 4th, 2012
It’s amazing what you can be led to believe simply by subjective reading and listening to rumours. If anyone had asked you about how the Nintendo 3DS was doing you’d likely tell them that the sales are slow and the handheld is on the verge of ... [»]

Getting There
The Lazygamer Awards 2011 – Best Handheld/Mobile Game

 - December 19th, 2011
Sometimes you just can’t be in front of your PC or on on the couch, but that doesn’t mean that the gaming has to stop. Whether you’re a commuter, waiting in a queue or evacuating your bowels, there’s always something  to play - whether it’s on a dedicated handheld like Nintendo’s 3DS, Sony’s PSP or on a mobile phone or tablet. Here ... [»]

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Capcom has TOP MEN working on Mega Man, right now!

 - December 9th, 2011
Capcom’s pretty much given Mega-man fans a kick to the teeth of late. Not only was the admittedly odd and mostly rubbish looking Mega Man Universe canned, but they also - and this is much more crucial - went and canned the highly anticipated Mega Man Legends 3 - largely because at the time the 3DS wasn’t selling.  Then they even went and ... [»]

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The 3DS gets a firmware update too, adds “accomplishments”

 - December 7th, 2011
While some Xbox Live users are  still left without the paid-for online service after having updated their consoles to the latest, admittedly sexy firmware, Nintendo 3DS users are finding that their system’s also privy to a firmware update.The update adds 3D video recording, which is pretty neat - even if it is quite low res. It also lays the groundwork for publishers to begin selling (and hopefully ... [»]

Getting There
Mario Kart 7 review – A work of Kart

 - December 6th, 2011
It’s easy to say that if you’ve played one Mario Kart, you’ve played them all. Though some iterations of the game have been a little more daring than others, for the most part that’s true. Mario Kart is the the same as it ever was; 3 tight laps around  a colourfully complex courses with the multiple branching paths, with an angry mushroom firing shells behind ... [»]

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Score
8.5/10
The 3DS is actually outperforming the original DS’ sales

 - December 2nd, 2011
Nintendo’s new 3D handheld, the 3DS hasn’t done so well at retail. Or at least that’s what we’ve all believed. Turns out, that’s not exactly true. Sure, its initial momentum wasn’t exceptionally high - but it’s picked up. Guess that huge price drop’s helped then.According to Nintendo of America’s meaty master Reggie Fils-Aime the device has seen a significant upswing, and has garnered "positive momentum since the digital content came onboard with ... [»]

Getting There
So about that 3DS Nintendo give away

 - December 1st, 2011
Earlier this week we asked you to vote for Lazygamer as your favourite local gaming site on the Nintendo Facebook page and if you did you would stand in line to win a Nintendo 3DS. Well I’ve now been told that ... [»]

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Click here for a chance to win a Nintendo 3DS

 - November 29th, 2011
Nintendo South Africa is currently running a poll to see which of the local gaming sites (apparently there is more than 1?) has the biggest Nintendo following so that they can throw their bags of money at them*. So to do our part we’re letting you ... [»]

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Introducing the Lazygamer Festival of Gaming!

 - November 28th, 2011
Last week, Gavin asked you if you’d be keen on joining us at a community event in December. He sneakily mentioned that the best place to have it would likely be the Brightwater Commons in Randburg. Today, we get to tell you why! Mark it down on your calendars - because from the 16 - 18th of December, it’s time to celebrate with us at the Lazygamer Festival of Gaming!We love gaming, and we love gamers - so for that long weekend, we’ll have taken over the entire Centre Court at the ... [»]

Flame On
Super Mario 3D Land review – Plumber’s bum

 - November 21st, 2011
Nintendo’s flagship 3DS has been beset with sales problems. though anticipation for the device was exceedingly high, it’s found itself flustered at retail, often not even able to stand up to the performance of Sony’s now ancient PSP. Though the device dropped in price - by a staggering 40% in some regions - giving it a bit of a momentum boost, what it really needs is ... [»]

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Score
8.5/10
Casual gamers opting for smartphones over dedicated gaming handhelds

 - November 21st, 2011
We’ve already seen that the new generation of handheld gaming consoles is suffering, with the 3DS just not selling nearly as well as anticipated. It’s picked up recently, mostly thanks to the release of the pretty damned wonderful Super Mario 3D Land - but still pales to Nintendo’s original expectations. Could the same sort of lacklustre sales performance be in store for Sony’s ... [»]

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Buy a 3DS, get Mario Kart 7 for free!

 - November 18th, 2011
Today sees the release of one of the big guns in the 3DS software line-up, Super Mario 3D Land. It’s an exercise in sublime level design, and an excellent excuse to get a 3DS. If you’ve not got a 3DS yet, here’s another.Nintendo South Africa’s going to give those who purchase a 3DS this weekend ... [»]

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