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It’s time to go to war in this new trailer for Batman: Arkham Knight

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According to my father, one of these days I’m going to be conscripted. But that’s cool. After weeks of playing Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare, I’m looking forward to getting my hands on all those sweet gadgets that the military clearly has. Of course, I’m going to want a selection of Batman gear. Lightweight body armour, batarangs, smoke pellets, gun jammers and more. The works. Our military is outfitted with that kind of stuff, right?

Here’s the latest trailer for Arkham Knight, fresh out of the oven. You can tell, because I forgot to put oven gloves on and now my hands have fused with the baking tray into an unholy abomination of steel, flesh and dodgy Spray ‘n Cook that did not work as advertisied:

You’ll be able to “Be the Batman” from June 23. Hopefully by playing a game and not being involved in a double homicide of your parents. Jeez, too far guys, too far.

Last Updated: May 28, 2015

14 Comments

  1. “an unholy abomination of steel, flesh and dodgy Spray ‘n Cook” – Nice one D! That made me laugh (a fair accomplishment with the mood I’m in today).

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    • The D

      May 28, 2015 at 15:45

      It’s also an apt description of my cooking skills 😀

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  2. Mistake Not...

    May 28, 2015 at 15:42

    War – Available for all consoles
    Going to war – Playstation pre-order exclusive
    Going to war as Batman – $20 DLC
    Going to war as Batman in the Batmobile – $40 Gamestop pre-order exclusive

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  3. Krabby Paddy

    May 28, 2015 at 15:47

    Go to war on DLC. Buy the GOTY edition … might work if this wasn’t looking like an awesome game.

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  4. Mark Treloar

    May 28, 2015 at 15:47

    Pre-order now and you get every second punch free!!!!!!!

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  5. Admiral Chief's Adventure

    May 28, 2015 at 15:47

    I dig how the Batmobile handles!

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    • Mark Treloar

      May 28, 2015 at 16:31

      Yes, cant wait until vehicles come with strafe left and right keys instead of a steering wheel.

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      • Admiral Chief's Adventure

        May 29, 2015 at 08:00

        Awwwwwwjisssssssss

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  6. Captain JJ Hack&Slash&Dodge

    May 28, 2015 at 15:51

    I’ve said it before, but it sucks a bit that they’ve once again gone for the city where all citizens are missing and only thugs and such are out on the streets.

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  7. Jonah Cash

    May 28, 2015 at 16:00

    That is not a trailer! That is 7 minutes of gameplay…

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  8. The Sten

    May 28, 2015 at 16:15

    No one knows what its like……to be the BAAAATMAN

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  9. Francois Knoetze

    May 28, 2015 at 16:55

    oh bloody hell how am I suppose to have enough time to finish the witcher 3 in time for this!?

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  10. Nikola

    May 29, 2015 at 10:11

    Yes yes and yes!!!

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  11. Chule Gcanga

    May 29, 2015 at 11:35

    So stoked I’m Toked!!

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