Opinions are like belly buttons: Everyone has one, and no one cares about yours. Yep, if you want to make it in the world of people giving a damn, you need something special in order to stand out. And by special, I mean being downright drunk.
Over in Australia, a land down under which deserves to get smashed on a Friday night judged by the fact that the residents there live in a nightmare fuel country and aren’t that good at cricket anymore, people were asked for their opinions on the Xbox One and the Playstation 4. And the result?
IT’S THE FOURTH PLAYSTATION CONSOLE MATE! Also, both consoles need more Super Nintendo and you can watch porn on them. Hic!
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.