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The Xbox One vs PS4 debate – Now with more drunk Aussies

Strewth!

Opinions are like belly buttons: Everyone has one, and no one cares about yours. Yep, if you want to make it in the world of people giving a damn, you need something special in order to stand out. And by special, I mean being downright drunk.

Over in Australia, a land down under which deserves to get smashed on a Friday night judged by the fact that the residents there live in a nightmare fuel country and aren’t that good at cricket anymore, people were asked for their opinions on the Xbox One and the Playstation 4. And the result?

IT’S THE FOURTH PLAYSTATION CONSOLE MATE! Also, both consoles need more Super Nintendo and you can watch porn on them. Hic!

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Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

    Not looking good for Xbox in Australia

    • DrKiller

      With till they are sober :P haha

    • Argentil

      Lol, this was hilarious. Thanks Awstrahliah, you never leave me unamused.

      • RinceWind

        Dude, why do you think they are there! :)

        • Hammersteyn

          To draw hatred towards a arrogant sporting nation who fares a bit mediocre these days in their beloved cricket and rugby?

          • RinceWind

            BURN!

          • RinceWind

            BURN!

    • RinceWind

      I may be drunk now my dear sor, but timkrrow morning, the Xbox One will still suck!

      • Brady miaau

        Awesome, nicely done!

        Big cigar too, right?

        • RinceWind

          You KNOW it!

  • Hammersteyn

    Drunk talk is usually the truth, I can’t lie worth a damn when pissed.

  • Concerned

    Wha ha ha! Unemployed broke dude shooting straight for the PS4 and 1 game!! Get a job and buy a real next gen console mate!! ????

    • Argentil

      Why do you hate us so! And by us I mean people who want a PS4 :<

      • Concerned

        Not hate brother, kinda love you guys actually, rather you leave me feeling bemused! Just looking at announced 1st party exclusives and the innovation Kinect is bringing with it, Xbox One is the clear winner! If Sony doesn’t bring at least 6 or 7 AAA titles to Gamescon and NOT just Indies, they’ll never convince me to buy a PS4. 2nd Son and 1886 are the only two decent looking exclusives so far for PS4. Compare that to Ryse, Quatum Break, Forza 5, Dead Rising 3, Killer instinct, New Halo, Titanfall, Project Spark, Sunset Over Drive (not mentioning D4 & Crimson Dragon cause they’ll probably suck) they are not even close! As a gamer and not a fanboi you cannot seriously tell me those Xbox One exclusives are not Awesome!????

        • Mark Treloar

          So you missed a couple of PS4 exclusives to start with. Also Sony did mention they have more IP’s to announce at Gamescon.

        • ElimiNathan

          I get it ! You are actually Major Nelson !

        • Argentil

          I must disagree about Ryse and KI though, they look bad, and they should feel bad. DR3 isn’t my cup of tea, but I understand the appeal. In that list of X1 exclusives, Quantum Break, and Sunset Overdrive appeal to me. Halo is currently a teaser, and not even close to releasing – but it’s something, nonetheless.
          Sony have many, many more games releasing on their system, whether they are cross platform with PC (a la TitanFall), or exclusives, there’s a lot to be excited about. But Sony fans are accustomed to Sony’s first-party studios delivering great games – so it’s a matter of seeing what happens in the coming months. In the long term, the PS4 will have a better catalogue. The PS3 was a nightmare to develop for, and overpriced, but its catalogue is currently better than the 360′s (unless you live and die by shooters alone).

    • Hammersteyn

      Maybe change your name from Concerned to Cornered, because you will get cornered trying to argue the XBOX One’s superiority be it against PC or PS4. Or are they spying on you already??
      http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/f/2010/311/b/4/kinect_fail_by_lucard_mistfang-d32e7ah.jpg

      • RinceWind

        Hahhaha! Well done sir.

  • Mark Treloar

    What did we learn? Australians can count to 4 and English people want porn on their consoles….oh and Germans are scroungers?

    • RinceWind

      So, nothing new then? :)

      • Mark Treloar

        We did learn there is at least one Australian with a sense of humor. I will take a pack of Xbox with Kinect filters please

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