You’re going to need quite a few Fus Roh Dollars for this Skyrim statue 
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Darryn Bonthuys
March 13, 2013 at 11:15 am

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How many of you are still playing The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. I know I am. Not everyday mind you, but when I need a quick jaunt in an ancient society and feel like flexing some Force lightning, I pop that disc in for an hour. It’s a game that sits proudly on my shelf. And sweet Sheogorath, do I want to partner it up with this cool-looking statue.

Over at Gaming Heads, they’ve got a statue of the Dovahkiin himself, and it boasts some exquisite detail. And lights. Because resin and lights spells kickass.

The standard version of the Dragon-tongued one here will set you back $299.99, and is limited to 1000 pieces, while the the more deluxe version with a light-up fireball will cost you $329.99 and only 500 of those beauties will be available.

So that’s a grand total of R2749.86 or R3024.85 for that ultimo edition. Minus shipping. Time to sell the kids off for medical experiments.

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now.So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • Deon Steyn

    If only I had kids to sell… Wait I can always adopt.

  • Admiral Chief Erwin

    A very TEGATO like article. Man, I miss TEGATO :(

    Also….FUS RO DAMMITIWANTTHIS

    • Major Commodore 64 Darryn B

      Gavin is kick my arse when he realises that I haven’t written a TG article in months now.

      • CypherGate

        Why has Tegato vanished though??

      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        I call dibs on the Stormtrooper Armour!

      • Sir Captain Rincethis

        I noted this a while ago, thought maybe you were striking or something… Is the smoke in the pics of this statue purely for visuals, cus if it actually makes smoke, I’m off to the local kindergarten to steal me some kids…

  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    But does it have a cool mini smoke machine for the cool smoke effects?

  • Skyblue

    Still playing but haven’t purchased Dragonborn DLC yet. As for the statue, meh, I craft better armour.

  • Macethy

    That’s actually a pretty reasonable price for a statue like that.