How many of you are still playing The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. I know I am. Not everyday mind you, but when I need a quick jaunt in an ancient society and feel like flexing some Force lightning, I pop that disc in for an hour. It’s a game that sits proudly on my shelf. And sweet Sheogorath, do I want to partner it up with this cool-looking statue.
Over at Gaming Heads, they’ve got a statue of the Dovahkiin himself, and it boasts some exquisite detail. And lights. Because resin and lights spells kickass.
The standard version of the Dragon-tongued one here will set you back $299.99, and is limited to 1000 pieces, while the the more deluxe version with a light-up fireball will cost you $329.99 and only 500 of those beauties will be available.
So that’s a grand total of R2749.86 or R3024.85 for that ultimo edition. Minus shipping. Time to sell the kids off for medical experiments.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.