You can’t afford this Starcraft Kerrigan collectible

Kerrigan (6)

Well I sure as hell can’t, that’s for certain. Blizzard has been pimping the collectible side of their games for quite a few years now, with everything from World of Warcraft panda dolls to Diablo skateboard decks being offered. Add another piece of merch to the pile, with this expensive yet sexy statue of the Queen Of Blades herself, Kerrigan.

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Hot damn, that’s some solidly well designed resin right there. The Queen Of Blades will rip through your bank account with an appropriate price tag of $379.99. That amounts to about R4027. Which is at least twenty physical copies of Starcraft II when on special, or a hell of a lot of beans. And for all your coin, you get an inaction figure that stands at a height of 25 inches. In the civilised world that uses a sensible measuring system, that’s 63.5cm. Or in even simpler terms, two rulers stacked on top of each other.

Hot damn. Pre-orders kick off tomorrow for the figure, in case you need to spawn more Overlords in your debt.

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Author: Darryn Bonthuys

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  • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

    Dat bulbous red ass would make any primate happy!

    • Pieter Smal

      Oop oop!

      • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

        OOOOK OOOKKK!!!!

    • Hammersteyn

      What about a banana?

    • Grant [_G_] Hancock

      Think they f’d it up with bright red boobs and ass

  • Sev!

    Wtf? Ofc I can afford this…

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      Do I really need two kidneys?

    • Kromas of City17

      Then you obviously did not pre-order Witcher 2 and Dragon age Ultimate collectors editions. They broke my piggy bank. 🙂

  • Matewis Jubilai

    Her ‘hair’ really creeps me out. It makes me want to take out a hedge trimmer or some heavy duty garden shears 😛
    I’d rather see this kind of detail in a pre-zergification model of her. Hmm or even better, a Nova figurine 😀

  • James Blacksmith

    This is a sure fire way to prevent getting a real girlfriend.

    “Hey baby, check out my Kerrigan statue, I paid R4,000 for it…. baby…. baby”

    • Hammersteyn


  • Hammersteyn

    What’s her nickname? Boney-M?

    • Spaffy

      I’d still tap that.

  • RasputinZA

    Where is the bug spray… Daai doom doom doom.

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  • Kensei Seraph

    One day I will win the lotto.

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  • Kikmi

    *shakes fist* Damn you metric system!

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