So, a few days ago I told you about the fantastic puzzler, Threes! and that all of you should play it. Unfortunately, some of you don’t have the awesome Apple devices required to play it, but fear not! It is coming to your Andoid toys, too.
The new version is thanks to Hidden Variable Studios, letting all your Android users get as horribly addicted to the game as Gavin and I are. Game creators Greg Wohlwend and Asher Vollmer even shared some cool stats about play habits.
Users generally play for 20 minutes at a time (that’s a long time to spend in the loo, you should look into that) and the average number of games played is currently 144. Not too bad for a mobile game. But the real horrifying stat is that the highest score at the moment is 808 989. This makes my current high score of 7 488 seem absolutely pathetic.
I love the fact that you can tweet your score, though. It led to Gavin challenging me, something I easily did and won. Now, of course, he will exact his revenge on me. So, Android friends, give me your best shot. Can you out puzzle me? Probably, but prove it. And then tell me how you did it, because I really need to up my game on this thing.
Be advised, the Android version will cost you R21.60. See, I knew my iDevice would pay off one day – I saved a full R5 getting it for iOS. That should help me fund my fake hipster mustache.
Last Updated: March 13, 2014
Kensei Seraph
March 13, 2014 at 15:09
That header text.
http://www.royalroadl.com/forum/images/smilies/cheers.gif
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2014 at 15:10
I can still see the other girl 😛
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
March 13, 2014 at 15:13
Darryn?
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2014 at 15:14
Hahahaha
Admiral Chief of comments
March 13, 2014 at 15:14
Can’t be, this one looks better
VampyreSquirrel
March 13, 2014 at 15:38
Also no Bat suit
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:10
I agree. Looks to me like possible header of the week here.
Umar Praise The Golden Sun
March 13, 2014 at 15:10
Why is that girl doing Android cosplay?
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2014 at 15:11
lol
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:11
Because you’ll get sued if you cosplay Apple.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 13, 2014 at 15:11
Saved R5 but is a hipster…
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 13, 2014 at 15:13
Why didn’t you Google for a transparent png of the logo? Hell you could’ve gotten it from Wikipedia 😛
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Android_robot.svg
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:14
LOL
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 13, 2014 at 15:16
Well if you are too poor to afford this than you can always try this…
http://ov3y.github.io/2048-AI/
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2014 at 15:25
Dammit 2056
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 13, 2014 at 15:26
My score got up to 2904 😛
Hammersteyn
March 13, 2014 at 15:36
I see how it works now. Fun little time passer
Admiral Chief of comments
March 13, 2014 at 15:46
3628 doh
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:47
I don’t know what your problems are. I’ve got two 2’s.
guest
March 13, 2014 at 16:06
Go fish..? Umm…wait…that’s not right o_O
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:26
Hahah! Thief 😛
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 13, 2014 at 15:27
How am I a thief? O_o
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 13, 2014 at 15:18
Fake hipster mustache? The first step to a life in the circus for you. ;P
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:19
Rince will be so happy to have more friends.
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:20
Oi Cleo, shut it.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 13, 2014 at 15:21
lol * 2
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:27
This http://ute-game.com/ NSFW 😛
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 13, 2014 at 15:28
At least give a NSFW disclaimer O_o
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:29
Where’s the fun in that? LOL
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 13, 2014 at 15:29
People can get fired! O_O
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:30
There is a guy working on the aircon in my office, standing behind me right now. Could’ve been really bad if he’d seen that.
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:30
Opps, my bad! Have added NSFW
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:31
Don’t worry. I’m actually laughing about it so much the guy probably thinks I’m crazy anyway.
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:32
HAHAHA!
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 13, 2014 at 15:30
Hello.
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:33
I actually just looked out my window now to see if you were around here somewhere.
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:34
*whispers ‘He’s behind you’ 0-O
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:40
Dude. Seriously. I’m way too paranoid for things like this. You’ll really get me to believe he can see me.
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:43
Okay bro… http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4npZBSZNIhM/UxXj9DM6ZqI/AAAAAAAAG-c/em0jk5QwXEA/s1600/Peeking.gif
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:46
Ha!
The work blocks that too.
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:48
Dammit! *Picture guy peeking at you*
Sk3tz0
March 13, 2014 at 16:21
I feel youtube access at work should be a human right..
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 13, 2014 at 16:04
Does your PC have a web cam?
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:31
And I would think the “THIS IS AN ADULT GAME” title would be plenty enough warning 😛
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:32
It’s the internet. They say that on Disney videos as well.
RinceIsIngwer
March 13, 2014 at 15:32
Only when @Unavengedavo:disqus is posting them 0-O
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:32
Too true.
Admiral Chief of comments
March 13, 2014 at 15:46
Sounds like the start of a bad porno
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:47
Luckily he’s left now.
Unlike a bad porno
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:28
Holy shit dude.
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 13, 2014 at 15:30
Click a link on the internet? I think not.
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:30
Smart man
Alien Emperor Trevor
March 13, 2014 at 15:21
lol
TiMsTeR1033
March 13, 2014 at 15:26
eish on header… @ zoe use the pen tool, the PEN TOOL!
General JJ the Fett
March 13, 2014 at 15:27
Paint has a pen tool? O_O
Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)
March 13, 2014 at 15:27
Or a better quality png
TiMsTeR1033
March 13, 2014 at 15:41
Looks as if used eraser. or extremely bad png used.
Mark Vincer
March 13, 2014 at 15:53
But the wand is so useful! Tolerance of 1 combined with a low res image and BAM! It’s photomagical!
Mark Vincer
March 13, 2014 at 15:54
What do you have against blondes?! I swear if I were blonde I would be furious! But I’m not. So I’m not. The end