True story: I have a jar full of Lego. That I regularly still play with. Dammit, stop judging people. Thing is though, Lego is pretty freakin’ expensive these days. Which I’ve come to expect, judging by the amount of movie licenses that the Danish blocks have in their catalogue. But they don’t have this retro slice of awesome.
Alex Jones, a.k.a. "Orion Pax" has just completed what is most likely the greatest Lego set that will never go into mass production. And by the power of Grayskull, I must have it. Click to embiggen, then rip your shirt off, throw on nipple harnesses, raise a sword into the air and shout about power.
Collect them all!
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.