This Bioshock cosplayer was so impressive, she landed a job 
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Darryn Bonthuys
December 4, 2012 at 9:00 am

She took mah jerb!

Hey, remember this little taste of Russian Bioshock Infinite cosplay that was ridiculously convincing? Cosplayer Anna Moleva was the lady behind that authentic look of BI’s Elizabeth, that captured quite a few hearts with her dead on portrayal of the Songbird captive. In fact, it was so good, that developer Irrational Games has offered her a paying gig as the character, for the next year.

Moleva is set to be the face of the franchise now, as she’ll be featured in marketing ads, art, commercials and conventions. Hell, she’s already on the rear of the official game box art. And such a job just might be the dream of every cosplayer out there.

I know I dreamed that dream, but Rocksteady refused to hire me as their official Batman. Something about me not being muscular enough, the right height, possessing a manly voice or being trained in several forms of martial arts that would bring the character to life.

Bah! They don’t know what they’re missing out on! And now I’m off to go audition as a Chippendale dancer!

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.