For my first E3, I had a pretty swell time. At the event that is. But it was totally worth the 30 hour plane ride that had me sitting next to a gigantic Pakistani dude who snored like a lumberjack armed with a nuclear-powered chainsaw. And I took pictures of the event! And video!
E3, you were magnificent this year. And I feel that I captured the spirit of that event perfectly. And by perfectly, I mean like a cameraman working on a Jason Bourne fight scene. That took place on a rollercoaster. While bright lights were flashing.
See you next year, E3!
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.