In case you haven’t heard yet, there’s a certain rad-looking film on the way by the name of Iron Man 3. It cost about as much to make as what we received in kickbacks for that positive Bioshock: Infinite review, and stars pretty people. But enough about them, because like any other high budget film, it also has…toys!
Iron Man 2 had a partner by the name of War Machine, played by Captain Planet himself, Don Cheadle. Cheadle is now back for the threequel, but with a stylin’ new Team America look as the Iron Patriot. As usual, Hot Toys is releasing some merch of the character, and it looks like another kickass sculpt so far.
The US of A mascot comes complete with all kinds of accessories, is 30 cm tall and will set you back over $300. That’s pretty much around R2800 smiling Randelas.
Damn, I still want one. Time to sell more of Yolanda’s organs. Freedom isn’t free and all that.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.