Love is a fickle, complicated thing. I dabbled with the strange force in my younger days, only to be met with gruelling disappointment each and every single time. How does it work? Why do people spend so much time pursuing it? I need answers dammit, and by Aphrodite, I will find them! Good thing there’s a new Dating Sim on the market…
Kitty Powers knows what’s up, and shares her knowledge in her very own game. It’s called Kitty Power’s Matchmaker.It’s now available on Steam, and for a limited time only, will be 25% off.
Why should you cough up that $7.49 though you ask? This official blurb and video will undoubtedly erase any doubts you may have (via Destructoid):
Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker is a hilarious dating simulator with a difference. Manage your own matchmaking agency with the guidance of your fabulous boss, drag queen diva Kitty Powers! Match an endless parade of desperate clients with candidates from Kitty’s little black book and guide them through awkward conversations and dozens of perilous dating dilemmas.
As your reputation grows you’ll unlock new date venues, more demanding clientele and upgrades for your agency. Send your hopefuls out with the right look and perfect gift to maximise their chance of finding love. Are you ready to bring romance to the world? Or will you leave a sea of broken hearts in your wake?
I was ready to brush this under the carpet along with all other dating sims, at least, until I read the positive feedback on Steam. At time of writing, there is not a single negative comment – all 16 posts recommend the game. This is my favourite by far:
Written by The Royal Seal – 12.7 hours on record
In this game my date wet herself with boredom. I on the other had was consistently urinating with excitement like all good semi-aquatic marine mammals do when confronted with such top quality dating gameplay.
I… can’t argue with such positive words. Royal Seal has me convinced! In all honesty though, as far as dating games go, apparently Kitty Power’s Matchmaker is quite good. I’m almost tempted to give it a go. Almost. [Ed’s note: Guess what yoooooouuuuu’rrrreeeeeeeee reviewing?]
Last Updated: April 23, 2015
Splooshypooh
April 23, 2015 at 19:10
Dude…. Really?
Admiral Chief
April 24, 2015 at 07:37
What….the….flip
Admiral Chief
April 24, 2015 at 07:37
Also, GG Geoff!
Admiral Chief
April 24, 2015 at 07:37
So finally Matty will get some dating skillz…
Blood Emperor Trevor
April 24, 2015 at 07:38
Leave my love handles alone! Oh wait, was that… innuendo? O_o
Brady miaau
April 24, 2015 at 07:42
” apparently Kitty Power’s Matchmaker is quite good”
Listen here buddy. I come here for YOUR and YOUR work mates opinions. Play the game, let me know if I should just avoid or really, really avoid. That is the type of consumer advice that can make this site great. apparently. Pah. Stand up for your opinion
OR Instead, say you played it, make up some stuff, listen to AC/DC at full volume (11 even) and, when your eyes have stopped bleeding, beg Ed (Ed: Who is this Ed person anyway?) to hand over the duties to someone else because you have
Admiral Chief
April 24, 2015 at 07:43
ED is editor (which is Geoff)
And I have it on good authority that Matty WILL be doing this review. In depth. NINE THOUSAND WORDS!
Brady miaau
April 24, 2015 at 08:03
Um. ok.
Nine thousand words. Sigh. Does ED have to proof read it? And insert evil grin here…..
hairyknees
April 24, 2015 at 11:00
I’ve had my fair share of er… interesting games to review 😛
You also left out the part where I said, “as far as dating simulators go.”
That being said, I’m sorry I have disappointed you :'(
Hammersteyn
April 24, 2015 at 07:45
“I seem to have wet myself with boredom” Hmmmmm interesting tactic, especially to escape meetings. Will try it one day.
emmilija
June 14, 2015 at 10:33
what the flapjack?
Olivia
November 9, 2015 at 19:43
I watch youtubers play kitty power matchmaker I think the game is awesome