Duck Tales! Woo Hoo! Thanks to M-Net open time, we all grew up knowing about those wonderful pantsless ducks who went on weekly adventures with their rich bastard uncle. But Duck Tales is a children’s fantasy. And there’s a reason why. Because real ducks are corkscrew penis rape monsters. More NSFW facts after the jump.
Necrophiliac, crap anywhere rape monsters. That’s what ducks are. Well there goes my childhood. Which is going to make playing that Duck Tales HD updated game even more difficult later this year.
Last Updated: January 5, 2017
RinceDAmasterdebata
July 29, 2013 at 18:17
What the fucj did you just subject me to Darryn!
Unavengedavo
July 30, 2013 at 10:10
No amount of bleach or therapy would make me unsee this
Hvr
July 29, 2013 at 18:24
Hvr
July 29, 2013 at 18:27
The story that duck’s rape is a urban myths spread by the real culprits, THE CHICKENS!!
Skyblue
July 30, 2013 at 09:03
All I’m seeing is the secret of how Nando’s chickens are made…
hairyknees
July 30, 2013 at 11:20
O_O
Rock789
August 16, 2013 at 15:49
Um… I do believe I am now scarred for life… Yup… Definitely scarred! **shudder**