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PC Porn – 24 SSDs all RAIDed together

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Man, we have been showing you a lot of PC porn lately. Of course the biggest and best was the Large Pixel Collider. Then Darryn showed off the 8pack Supernova. But this is just stupid.

Watch this video to see what happens when you RAID 24 SSDs.

You can open a lot of, um, media very quickly that way. It’s very cool, but there’s also a whole bunch wrong in this video. First of all, VISTA!? Are they actually using MS Vista? Then we get to see them defragging those SSDs. Do they not know anything about what they’re doing?

Still, I love seeing the insanity coming out of PC builds lately. It’s far too much fun to see what is possible with a large enough budget and imagination. Certainly makes my technology look very sad and old, though. Big thanks to Erwinnnnnnnnnnnnnn for the link!

Last Updated: December 4, 2013

50 Comments

  1. Alien Emperor Trevor

    December 4, 2013 at 14:39

    lol @ tags

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    • Her Highness the Hipster

      December 4, 2013 at 14:46

      *giggle*

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief of Souls

        December 4, 2013 at 14:48

        Lots of those tags are related to me actually, actually all of them except VISTA

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          December 4, 2013 at 14:49

          “it’s so fast” too?

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          • Admiral Chief of Souls

            December 4, 2013 at 14:50

            Yeah, bitch slap you before you are able to blink

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 4, 2013 at 14:51

            hahahaha tease :/

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        December 4, 2013 at 14:51

        such fast
        much SSD
        so porn
        wow

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        • Admiral Chief of Souls

          December 4, 2013 at 14:53

          much doge

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  2. Alien Emperor Trevor

    December 4, 2013 at 14:43

    Must admit I was very tempted to get an SSD during the takealot sale.

    Reply

  3. iAmWeasel

    December 4, 2013 at 14:44

    If building something is your thing try Lego Mindstorms… million times cooler than building a PC.

    Reply

  4. Admiral Chief of Souls

    December 4, 2013 at 14:45

    Hehe, MENTIONED!!!

    Reply

  5. Airborne

    December 4, 2013 at 14:51

    Yikes!!!

    Reply

  6. DrKiller

    December 4, 2013 at 14:55

    I think the idea was to show that it is possible to open media quick on Vista 🙂

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    • Admiral Chief of Souls

      December 4, 2013 at 14:55

      Indeed, which is a near IMPOSSIBILITY

      Reply

  7. ElNicko

    December 4, 2013 at 15:08

    just for the record Zoe , this vid came out in 2009 when SSD’s were becoming a thing, but still amazing never the less

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  8. ElimiNathan

    December 4, 2013 at 15:12

    Got my R9 290 last night. Next step is an SSD. And to think I nearly spent my money on a PS4, silly Nathan! Silly!

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    • Admiral Chief of Souls

      December 4, 2013 at 15:14

      Good man!

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      • ElimiNathan

        December 4, 2013 at 15:22

        Thanks dude!

        Reply

    • TiMsTeR1033

      December 4, 2013 at 15:17

      You are silly! What a waste! rather get ps4 and couple of games or hell, save it for a Xbone next year.

      Reply

      • ElimiNathan

        December 4, 2013 at 15:22

        No! Evil scum! Leave here in the name of PC!

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        • Admiral Chief of Souls

          December 4, 2013 at 15:22

          Amen, and so it shall be, BEGONE PEASANT!

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        • TiMsTeR1033

          December 4, 2013 at 15:37

          Your loss man! your SSD will be out of date soon and The peasants with their Ps4’s will be playing games in the near future you wish you had… Think about it… You really not making a smart move..

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          • ElimiNathan

            December 4, 2013 at 15:38

            Most of the games I would get for PS4 are getting PC versions too. And my card supports Mantle API which is a bonus. Destiny is pretty much the only game at the moment I wish I had a console for

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 4, 2013 at 15:41

            Thats just the start of it all… This time next year you will regret your purchase…

          • ElimiNathan

            December 4, 2013 at 15:42

            That’s what anyone could have said about the Xbox 360, and where has that been for the past 2 years ? In my cupboard

          • ElimiNathan

            December 4, 2013 at 15:42

            I’m a born and bread PC gamer dude, no point in bothering trying to convince me I made a bad decision

          • Admiral Chief of Souls

            December 4, 2013 at 15:43

            You will never be more wrong than you are now

          • Admiral Chief of Souls

            December 4, 2013 at 15:43

            How the hell will SSD be be “out of date soon”

            That’s like saying “your petrol car will be out of date soon”

            Genugtig sometimes I think your mouth works 15 steps ahead of your brain

          • TiMsTeR1033

            December 4, 2013 at 15:59

            NO! not Genugtig! Pcs are upgrading all the time… There will always be something better, never meant SSD will be out of date, just whatever SSD harddrive he gets will be soon enough.

          • Admiral Chief of Souls

            December 4, 2013 at 16:02

            Something better yes, but never out of date.

            See you console peasants think that if you don’t upgrade your PC every 6 months it becomes a brick that must be thrown away or upgraded.

            This. Is. Not. True.

            If using this analogy then the PS4 is already a year or so behind.

    • geelslang

      December 4, 2013 at 17:18

      Get one, just get one if you can afford it. Everything is so snappy. edit: You have a 290 and no SSD? Thats quite strange actually.

      Reply

  9. Johan du Preez

    December 4, 2013 at 15:36

    I stopped watching when he started defragging a SSD. So much money but so little brains … his got 24 ssd’s but doesnt even know the basics about the technology or how to operate them properly.

    Its still freakin cool though I was hoping they will mod the case so that all the drives fits in nicely.

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    • Admiral Chief of Souls

      December 4, 2013 at 15:44

      Was just for the lulz dude, relax a bit

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      • Johan du Preez

        December 4, 2013 at 15:59

        Hey I am pretty chilled as a techy I cringe at stuff like that even if its for the lulz :).

        Like I said its very cool though and its nice to see the performance.

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        • Admiral Chief of Souls

          December 4, 2013 at 16:00

          Its quite insane though, wish we had that level of performance everywhere!

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          • Johan du Preez

            December 4, 2013 at 16:01

            For sure my ssd cant compare to that guy’s rig running in raid. Its incredibly fast.

          • Admiral Chief of Souls

            December 4, 2013 at 16:03

            Wish I could get the SSDs approved in my EMC VNX, then NOBODY would moan about “SAP being slow”

          • Johan du Preez

            December 4, 2013 at 16:07

            Yeh im still wary of SSD’s in servers due to the shorter life span. It will run insanely fast though and resolve a crap load of io problems. I think it should work fine with anything except a DB server cause of the constant read and writes from databases.

            I have been keeping an eye on the hybrids though but not really convinced yet.

          • Admiral Chief of Souls

            December 4, 2013 at 16:23

            Same here (btw talking about those fancy EFDs)

          • Johan du Preez

            December 4, 2013 at 17:28

            That is quite interesting I didn’t know of EFD drives. It looks like it could be the solution but it seems there is no set standards or a body that regulates it, hopefully they can sort that out soon.

          • Bruce

            December 4, 2013 at 19:02

            SAP can never be “not slow”

          • Admiral Chief of Souls

            December 5, 2013 at 07:51

            Hahaha

          • Johan du Preez

            December 5, 2013 at 08:11

            lol

          • Thats_how_I_Troll

            December 5, 2013 at 09:04

            It can be fast, if your network technicians and the hardware is up to decent spec. But to what does the IT guy know??? And of course, the techy must not be “slow” either and have a proper budget and have the SAP server dedicated to SAP only…., But I can go on and on and on, on the basic mistakes made by these “experts”…

  10. Kromas

    December 4, 2013 at 17:03

    Well all that money and all that stupidity. I weep for the pc.

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  11. Ocelotty1

    December 5, 2013 at 03:32

    This is nearly 3 year old but still as awesome

    Reply

  12. MichaelMatusowsky

    December 5, 2013 at 14:38

    I’ll only get an SSD once it costs R1000 for 1Tb of SSD storage.

    Reply

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