When it comes to swords, no other anime has made them more popular than Bleach, which features death gods protecting the spiritual balance of the world with ghostbusting swords that can do anything. Naturally, there are plenty of replicas of those blades out there on the open market. But there’s only one Tony Swatton version of the infamous Tensa Zangetsu sword out in the open. And it makes those replicas look like toothpicks.
Damn son. DAMN. RON SIMMONS DAMN!
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.