Former child star and regular visitor to the Betty Ford clinic Lindsay Lohan isn’t too chuffed with GTA V, claiming that the game has made unauthorised use of her likeness.
According to TMZ via PlayerAttack, Lohan is scrambling her lawyers in order to squeeze “some serious money” out of developer Rockstar.
Lohan’s camp is claiming that the game features her image in three ways:
- Escorting actress Lacey Jonas away from the paparazzi
- Taking hidden photographs of an actress at the fictional version of the Chateau Marmont, a hotel that Lohan frequently visits.
- Cover and promotional art which alledgeldy bears a striking resemblance to Lohan.
However, according to the Daily Dot, British Actor and model Shelby Welinder was the visual inspiration for those bikini-clad marketing images, when she presented pay cheques from Rockstar to prove this.
I honestly can’t see this matter going further than another drunken rant from the problematic actress, who has joined a recent trend of former child stars going completely mental and performing outrageous stunts.
That, and in just a few years from now, a drug and alcohol bloated Lohan will actually resemble at least one GTA V character…
Last Updated: December 2, 2013
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:04
Hold on. I need to prepare myself for this…
*gets down on to floor lying on my back. Pulls legs up in to a kind of fetal position while holding on to stomach with my hands. Proceed to roll around the floor laughing as hard as I can*
JHN
December 2, 2013 at 10:04
I dont see any similarity.
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:05
Hahaha. Come now Lindsay, let it go, you’ll never look like that.
oVg
December 2, 2013 at 10:07
She is right.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:16
hehehehehe
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:19
Wow. It’s uncanny. She really has a chance here.
SaintsRowNigri
December 2, 2013 at 10:09
Oh Gods! Lindsay is really grasping at straws here. Can anyone say “attention-whore?”
Devourer of Small Bunnies
December 2, 2013 at 10:23
The only straw she’s able to grab is the one on the mirror with a cocaine outline of Prague.
Hammersteyn
December 2, 2013 at 10:09
Next she will sue Lord of the Rings
(refresh for image)
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:16
Can’t….breath…laughing…gonna pass out… oh my hat… hahahahahaha
SaintsRowNigri
December 2, 2013 at 10:28
Gollum would be offended by this comparison…
Hammersteyn
December 2, 2013 at 10:37
LOL!!!
RyseandRepeat
December 2, 2013 at 10:33
HAHAHAHAHAH!On form sir!
Mighty Meh
December 2, 2013 at 10:36
You sir win the internet today, take my upvote!
That Tall Twit
December 2, 2013 at 10:41
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Fouche
December 2, 2013 at 10:56
HAHAHAH!! just RIPPED, made my morning
Sageville
December 2, 2013 at 11:05
Lol, dood!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:10
You see Rockstar. You missed out on a golden opportunity here. Can you just imagine what the PC mod community would have done with this?
Oh the lulz there could have been
Hammersteyn
December 2, 2013 at 10:12
What would they call the mod? Red Latte?
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:13
White Powder*
*as in the color of the drugs. Since Lindsay has been on the drugs. Not racist
Hammersteyn
December 2, 2013 at 10:15
That makes me think, they should make a game about Charlie Sheen.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:21
*in theatrical voice*
This summer
They believed they had tiger’s blood.
….
Charlie Sheen…
Lindsay Lohan
….
They will not stop until they have snorted it all…
In “White Powder”
[insert Michael Bay explosion here]
TiMsTeR1033
December 2, 2013 at 10:13
Bloody hell, she is not ageing well! looking like SHIT!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:14
Drugs will do that to a person
TiMsTeR1033
December 2, 2013 at 10:16
She is following in a certain someone’s footsteps, that sang something about not going to rehab, but wouldn’t go hahaha
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:17
lol
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:14
Is de drugs man
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:15
You come across that thing in the middle of the night on your way to the loo and you’ll never be the same again.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:16
Neither will your pants
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:17
That’s if she doesn’t try to get in them first of course.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:22
Nooooo! The horror!
TiMsTeR1033
December 2, 2013 at 10:18
For all the kids out there REMEMBER THIS!
oVg
December 2, 2013 at 10:21
flip
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:21
If anyone’s wondering. It’s not her grandma.
SaintsRowNigri
December 2, 2013 at 10:52
Which begs the question: Lindsay or Gramma: Who would be the hot date?
Refresh for image
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:22
GAH! I shouldn’t have refreshed
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:22
Unavengedavo has nothing on this
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:28
Agreed
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
December 2, 2013 at 10:47
You summoned me?
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:47
Wow. What they say really is true. You say Unavengedavo three times really fast (which is very difficult) then you appear.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:48
It’s kind of unnerving actually
Admiral Chief of Souls
December 2, 2013 at 10:52
Its really easy un…avenged…avo
Rock789
December 2, 2013 at 11:37
O_O **throws up**
TiMsTeR1033
December 2, 2013 at 10:23
The truth..
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:25
Best selling game, makes lots of money. Some trailer trash wants to sue them.
What a surprise.
TiMsTeR1033
December 2, 2013 at 10:25
hahaha
TiMsTeR1033
December 2, 2013 at 10:29
The Lohan way to sooth your baby from crying..
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:30
Actually. I think the aliens are on Saints Row IV
RyseandRepeat
December 2, 2013 at 10:32
HAHAH! Winner.
That Tall Twit
December 2, 2013 at 10:37
Header ALT text winner.
UltimateNinjaPandaDudeGuy
December 2, 2013 at 10:37
You can’t sue someone, because you are the embodiment of the scank look! THAT’S NOT A THING!
Admiral Chief of Souls
December 2, 2013 at 10:38
I won’t touch her with Rince’s penis
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:39
*carrot
TiMsTeR1033
December 2, 2013 at 10:39
oh snap!
Admiral Chief of Souls
December 2, 2013 at 10:40
Sounds like someone has had a close encounter of the ginger kind…
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:41
That darkness under my eyes isn’t eyeliner, it’s tiny clamps, holding my eyes in my sockets after having seen that.
TiMsTeR1033
December 2, 2013 at 10:39
NOW THAT is saying something…
HvR
December 2, 2013 at 10:40
Isn’t Lohan an undercover ginger?
God forbid if she touch the Rince rooibos it will probably open the first seal to hell.
Admiral Chief of Souls
December 2, 2013 at 10:41
O_O
never thought of it that way!!!!
OFFICIAL PETITION TO KEEP RINCE AWAY FROM LINDSAY:
SIGN HERE
Admiral Chief of Souls
December 2, 2013 at 10:41
1. I support this petition!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:42
2.
TiMsTeR1033
December 2, 2013 at 10:42
Signed!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 10:42
Poor Master Rince, not even here to defend himself, or his carrot.
Admiral Chief of Souls
December 2, 2013 at 10:43
Where is old Rooibos?
HvR
December 2, 2013 at 10:45
Signed, Liked, retweeted, +1
SAVE THE WHALES AND CHILDREN!!!!!!!
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
December 2, 2013 at 10:47
Signed.
*PS: Remember last week we were gunning at poor @timster1033:disqus ? Seems like it’s poor Rince’s turn now. Poor fella
HvR
December 2, 2013 at 11:34
Do not be mistaken everyday is LG’s Comedy Roast of Tanya day.
This is like an ad break.
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
December 2, 2013 at 12:06
Signed… 10 times
Weanerdog
December 2, 2013 at 10:55
Why you touching Rince’s penis.
Sageville
December 2, 2013 at 11:07
So… you appear to have unfettered access to Rince’s penis…. should be be concerned?
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 11:11
We should be be
Admiral Chief of Souls
December 2, 2013 at 11:14
If I did, I’d have very long arms, since we stay on opposite parts of the country
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 11:23
I would like to refer you to the robo video in the previous article’s comment section.
HvR
December 2, 2013 at 10:44
Some GTA V tunes. Nederlandze Hip Hop style
Martin du preez
December 2, 2013 at 10:54
I don’t remember a character in GTA V that was a trashy alcoholic… well, other than Trevor.
Come to think of it, the resemblance is uncanny.
She should sue them until she can buy enough coke to overdose.
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
December 2, 2013 at 10:58
She wishes she looked like that
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
December 2, 2013 at 11:27
:/ hectic, the years of drug abuse have truly ravaged her looks…. She looks like she’s mid-40 (approaching 50).
Stay of the crack, kids!!
bartleby451
December 3, 2013 at 00:58
I’m surprised she still has her own teeth.
Rock789
December 2, 2013 at 11:36
She flipping wishes! Eish girl, why not try to get your life on track and get back to work, instead of trying to make money off of someone else’s intellectual property…
“Dumbass news story of the week” in my book!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
December 2, 2013 at 11:42
Too late to get it back on track. She’s a train wreck.
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
December 2, 2013 at 12:08
No one WANTS to work with her… only work she can get is at a strip joint… and even then the strip joint would lose clients
house_hero
December 2, 2013 at 14:09
She’s gross. It’s wishful thinking for her to compare herself to the bikini girl on the GTAV artwork.
Brian Murphy
December 2, 2013 at 17:08
It can’t possibly be Lohan….Lohan’s never been in anything good, and this cartoon image has already been in something more popular than Lohan will ever be (unless she releases porn I guess).
PS. Machete was an awesome movie, and yes Lohan was in it, but her lines were blissfully short, and she really only amounted to a piece of ass that Danny Trejo got to nail (along with Michelle Rodriguez, and Jessica Alba).
bartleby451
December 3, 2013 at 00:57
Sir, how dare you put the beautiful creatures that are Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba in the same sentence of that rancid herpes scab that is Lohan. If I was wearing gloves I’d slap you with one and invite you to duel and dawn. Hang your head in shame Sir!
Brian Murphy
December 3, 2013 at 01:14
All 3 were in Machete, reality sucks sometimes.
bartleby451
December 3, 2013 at 02:07
I know but it shouldn’t have to be! (said through snotty tears and rage)
bartleby451
December 3, 2013 at 00:54
Urgh! What a rancid skank. Just looking at her makes me want to scrub myself clean.