Come son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod! KNEEEEEEEL!
I kinda dug Michael Shannon’s General Zod in the recent Man of Steel movie. He was ruthless, driven and clearly had an agenda to settle with the Kryptonian council of silly hats. Y’know, before the whole planet imploded like a Cape Town rush for organic food at the markets.
Hot Toys has a tie-in replica of the last madman of Krypton, which comes with a perve face that could put that infamous Woody doll from Toy Story to shame. Zod measures in at a height of over 30cm and comes with extra appendages to help pummel your Superman collection into kneeling submission.
The price? A galactic $239.99.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.