My action figures are getting out of line lately. Asura smirks at me with that Neanderthal forehead of his, Batman broods even harder than usual and Spawn told me to go suck a lemon yesterday. Time I reminded them what a true collectible can do, and put them in their place at the same time. And what better way to do so, than with the prime evil itself, Diablo?
Based on the form that Diablo takes in the third game, the fancypants version of the demon lord goes on sale tomorrow on Sideshow. It’s a hefty statue at a hefty price, and will set you back $350, or about 3100 Randelas.
And if you break it, that’s what we like to call an Error 37 made real.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.