I AM IRON MONGER! 
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Darryn Bonthuys
November 16, 2012 at 6:00 pm

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Iron Man toys are a dime a dozen. I can’t even walk into a Pick n Pay these days without seeing a certain armoured avenger and his Movember face. But a toy based on the villainous Obadiah Stane and his armoured getup from the first film? That’s rarer than the word “compound” on a SABC news report. But finally, for anyone who has always wanted to own a big Lebowski action figure, that was bald and smothered in armour, here it is!

A 1:6 scale figure, the Iron Monger from Hot Toys is a 3kg behemoth that stands at a height of 45cm. Packed with articulation, gadgets and extras, Jeff Bridges here will cost you $479.99 when he arrives this month, or around R4280.

Yes, I’m biting my fist with regards to that price, and if I had the cash, I’d gladly pay it.

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.