You know what film I was looking forward to watching last year? GI Joe Retaliation. But then it got delayed, because Hollywood wanted some more Tatum. Honestly, the whole film should be about Snake Eyes though. Because if he looks this cool at one-sixth his actual height, imagine how cool he is in the actual film. In 3D!
While GI Joe figures are pretty much the actual reason for the 21 minute animated commercials existing in the first place, it’s usually rare to see a figure this detailed and larger than a portable neck massager on the shelves. The Sideshow collectible sports some decent threads, stands 30cm tall and comes with extra weapons and hands.
Because sooner or later, we’re all going to lose a hand when playing posing this collectible with a a few swords and daggers.
And the price for this ninja special ops soldier? A cool $195, or around R1650 in total. Yoooh Joe!
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.