Did you miss out on grabbing a Wii U this week at the Toys R Us sale, where those consoles went for under a 1000 Randelas? Well good news! The fates are on your side, because tomorrow morning CNA will also be selling off their Wii Us, for R950! Good luck, and remember when the crowds get intense with bargain fever, go for the eyes and throat.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.