Geek out! Take my money

Here is some of the most amazing geek stuff I’ve seen lately. From iron thrones to keyboard sandals, some one please make me a millionaire! I’ll be dreaming about these all weekend.

I’m sure that by now all of you know about thisiswhyimbroke.com, it’s my favourite ‘windows-shopping’ site, thought I’d share some cool stuff that landed on there lately.

Keyboard Sandals

I don’t always wear sandals, but when I do, I want them to look like this.

Price: $9.99 (R89)

Get it here.

Game of Thrones Iron Throne

Many would settle for slaying a king to sit on this baby, in fact, some one did. But he never got to take the throne home. (If you’re a Game of Thrones fan, you’ll totally get that :P)

Price: TOO DAMN MUCH HOLY MOTHER OF SNOW ($29,999.99 or R267,124.49)

Get it here.

And for the sake of, well nothing really, here are the item specs.

  • Life size prop replica of the Iron Throne
  • A must-have for any ruler of the Seven Kingdoms
  • Takes 6-8 weeks to build
  • Go on, pay the gold price. We won’t tell if you don’t.
  • Materials: Hand-finished, hand-painted fiberglass. Fire rated resin.
  • Dimensions: 7’2″ tall, 5’5″ wide, 5’11″ deep
  • Weight: 350 pounds

Relieve yourself TRON style

This item is probably a way more fun item for guys, since you’ll actually get to see it. Check out the Toilet Illuminating Strips.

Price: $12.95 (R115.31)

Get it here.

Pew pew light switch!

Switching lights on and off has never been so damn exciting, must have this Arcade Light Switch Plate.

Price: $14.99 (R133.47)

Get it here.

Something for the geeky ladies. (And men who like to bake ;))

Live long, prosper and bake the most amazing cookies with the Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt.

Price: $14.99 (R133.47)

Get it here.

Item specs:

  • Conquer hot lasagne pans with the Vulcan grip
  • Oven mitt for fans of Star Trek who like to eat
  • Unique shape and memorable appearance make it easy to find
  • Materials:
  • Exterior: 100% cotton
  • Interior & filling: 100% polyester
  • Officially licensed Star Trek collectible
  • Love your mitt: Hand wash in cold water only

LEGO thermocapsulary dehousing assister

That’s right, a 2000+ R2-D2 LEGO kit. R2-D2 is a major character in all six Star Wars films and will probably never ever be forgotten. Possibly made over with Mickey Mouse ears included, but never forgotten.

Price: $179.97 (R1, 602.79)

Get it here.

Zombie Bird Feeder

Nothing says “I love nature” more than getting birds to peck at the guts of the undead.

Price: $24.95 (R222.14)

Get it here.

Last but not least, this one’s for Darryn!

Ya just can’t protect Gotham if you aren’t protecting yourself first. Batman Rain Coat.

Price: $49.95

Get it here.

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Author:Yolanda Green

I like bacon and games, and occasionally I say something coherent about it. I'm not old or cynical, and I'm not the Dork Knight. I AM SHE-RA! Wait, what?


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