BOBA FETT? Where? Oh, it’s a kickass statue 
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Darryn Bonthuys
November 14, 2012 at 7:00 pm

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You can keep your Jedi, Sith lords and Gungans, Star Wars fans. The real badasses in that galaxy far, far away were always the bounty hunters, galactic enforcers that were armed with everything from flamethrowers through to jetpacks. And the baddest of the bad was the last clone himself, Boba Fett. Wouldn’t you like to have a piece of that intergalactic freelance bail enforcement attitude on your desk?

Sideshow Collectibles is bringing to life the Star Wars icon as part of their Mythos series, and they’re arming this statue to the teeth. Cast in polystone, Fett comes with blaster rifles and pistols, as well as some Wookie scalps (Don’t tell Garth).

Standing 48 cm tall and weighing a hefty 6.3 kg, the son of Jango will set you back $324.99 (R2800) when he arrives next year May. Also, my birthday is in May. HINT HINT!

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.